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A dad joke... from my actual dad... The Poetry Contest was now down to the last two contestants; a Yale graduate and a Jamaican Rasta man.They were given a word and were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was TIMBUKTU First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand, trecked a lonely caravan; Men on camels two by two; their destination? Timbuktu. Big applause went up! No way could the Rasta man top that, they thought. The Rasta man calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim, went on de road, three thief stop wi, an want wi load. They were three, and we were two So I buck one and Timbuktu , . Place mash up!!!!!!!
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Back on track just because I feel bad for derailing the thread....
When we were shopping around last winter for what eventually became her current 2021 X5 40i, we made sure that when we brought any child family member with us during the Holiday season window shopping event, I made sure to keep a sharp eye on said young family members. Not once did I let them become too adventurous before grabbing a jacket hood or shirt collar
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I try to be a 1/2-glass full kinda guy. Could've been worse, they could've been at a Pagani dealership lol.
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