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      07-28-2006, 01:31 AM   #23
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ADHD I'll help you out, as long as your wife agrees to the shocker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_%28hand_gesture%29

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker
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      07-28-2006, 01:50 AM   #24
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Two in the valley and one in the alley.
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      07-28-2006, 03:11 AM   #25
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Two in the valley and one in the alley.

*2 in the bank, one in the stank
*Two in the blood, one in the mud
*Two in the tart, one in the fart
*Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of blackberry
*Two where they're born, one where there's corn
*Two in the beaver, with one checking her fever!!!
*Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee

shall i go on?
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      07-28-2006, 03:48 AM   #26
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*2 in the bank, one in the stank
*Two in the blood, one in the mud
*Two in the tart, one in the fart
*Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of blackberry
*Two where they're born, one where there's corn
*Two in the beaver, with one checking her fever!!!
*Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee

shall i go on?


I am never having sex again...
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      07-28-2006, 04:02 AM   #27
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whatever, I have that sticker on my hood (not the gay one, just the shocker one)
we want proof
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      07-28-2006, 08:41 AM   #28
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*2 in the bank, one in the stank
*Two in the blood, one in the mud
*Two in the tart, one in the fart
*Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of blackberry
*Two where they're born, one where there's corn
*Two in the beaver, with one checking her fever!!!
*Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee

shall i go on?


LMAO, Those are GREAT!!!!
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      07-28-2006, 09:15 AM   #29
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We need a group buy.
I'll take three.
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      08-24-2006, 10:07 AM   #30
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I think I found out who owns this M5

Check page 2 http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showt...85#post1697385
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      08-25-2006, 02:59 AM   #31
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by the way wtf is shocker?
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      08-25-2006, 03:07 PM   #32
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*2 in the bank, one in the stank
*Two in the blood, one in the mud
*Two in the tart, one in the fart
*Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of blackberry
*Two where they're born, one where there's corn
*Two in the beaver, with one checking her fever!!!
*Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee

shall i go on?
Damn - do you have any more ways of saying this?
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      08-26-2006, 01:05 AM   #33
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Damn - do you have any more ways of saying this?
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
two in the grass one in the ass
two in the slut one in the butt
two in the koot, one in the boot
goin to town with one in the brown
Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
Two in the rug, one in the plug
Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
Two in the punk, one in the bunk
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
Two in the funk, one in the stunk
Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny
two in the bush, one in the tush
two in the slit, one in the shit
rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon

and tons more on the above Urbandictionary link
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      08-26-2006, 01:33 AM   #34
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what a dumbass.
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