02-20-2009, 03:04 AM | #1 |
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What does ricers mean?
. . . What does it means?
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02-20-2009, 03:16 AM | #3 |
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Rice is a staple food for a large part of the world's human population, especially in tropical Latin America, and East, South and Southeast Asia, making it the second-most consumed cereal grain, after maize. |
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02-20-2009, 03:51 AM | #4 |
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Example 1: The guy with the M3 badge on his 325.
Example 2: The guy decked out with ACS stickers with no ACS parts on this car.
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02-20-2009, 04:26 AM | #5 |
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02-20-2009, 05:53 AM | #7 |
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wtf I don't see how the owners of those cars don't see how ugly and turrible those mods are. it blows my mind
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02-20-2009, 06:28 AM | #8 |
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hahaha i love ricers, they make me laugh everytime i see one.
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02-20-2009, 06:31 AM | #9 |
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02-20-2009, 06:49 AM | #11 |
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Going from....
_o___________o_ to... _oo__________oo_ rice = anything that is designed to make your car look faster but doesnt ![]()
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02-20-2009, 07:21 AM | #14 |
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lmao its great when you see them on the road.... especially when they try to race you... the feeling you get when i drop it in 3nd gear on the high way and simply blow them away n them not even having a chance to catch up...
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posted for the embillionumph time (sorry for the repost) This should help clear it up.
HOW TO BE A RICER Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS). When you are out powered, call people out with your friends car. Have an after market body kit installed Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car. Use an after market tachometer...when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it. You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back and front of your car. Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have. Claim to beat cars that your car is totally uncapable of beating. Install racing seats on a car that runs a 16 second or slower quarter mile. List stereo equiptment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods. Believe that Honda invented VTEC. Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Toyota on a Lexus..ect. Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder. Make your exhaust sound like a weed-wacker Buy a nitrous system just to purge. Using car donughts and calling them "skinnies". Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio. Multi collored body panels. Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof. Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts. Fliping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby Say you lost because your car is running on a shitty tune and needs to be tuned.......... when you're on the stock computer... rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going) If some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your ass off b.tell em they are a waste of time my clutch is slipping,i missed a gear,my vtec was set to low, when the vinyl work is worth more than the car, when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic, bouncing off the revlimiter more than once I started in 2nd intstead of 1st My shift light went off late I didnt catch posi trac on that one Law#43-my strut bar snapped my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp I didnt double clutch like i should have When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it ( and it looks like shit) Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping) driving in and out of traffic with your Integra thinking you have a fast car Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter. using chicken wire as a mesh grill Having gauges that do not work Having a body kit and no plans on painting it When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph "Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet" When you consider primer as a color choice When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700 if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic having windshield washer squirters with lights in them You refer as everything being JDM Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster. taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it's stock When you manually shift an automatic Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8 All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are When your car consist of a GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline you claim your car is fast then get butthurt so you claim your car is an autoX car. you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor list winshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap When someone asks you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up. when your body kit is held on by sheet rock screws and thumb tacks If you "fat arm" out the window with a sideways cap. If you are 5'2 and you drive in the back seat If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic when you de-badge your GST ecplise of LX civic because its the suck model windshield sticker saying powered by....(127 @the crank yeah thats power) You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 15's you have diamond plate floormats you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat you make your own intake out of pvc pipe you know what jdm means you have hubcaps that resemble rims you drive any korean car and "mod" it if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact. Japanese writing on a domestic car Put racing gas in ur stock civic lx If you spraypaint your interior if you don't make fun of ricers If you are getting angry while reading this list the local tow truck service is on speed dial put lambo doors on Calling your flat, bald street tires "Slicks" you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it your key chain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/.... you play nfsu2 everyday you try to spell as many words linked to Honda with your alphabets cereal You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car Type-R I will own you in the twistie's You have a V6 camaro/mustang and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it's a V8. You've ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft. When you lose you say "But your car has 4 more cylinders" when you lose you say "Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!" You think you stand a chance against all Mustangs and Camaro's because they are heavy You have a Vin Diesel poster You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, add 200 lbs of stereo equipment and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock. You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it If you know you can't win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM's and say you couldn't hook up, but at least you looked cool The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline. You put slicks on your car and only agree to race in the rain, just so you have an excuse. If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat. When you claim to race a stock automatic cobra. When your car domain site has a 'future mods' list.When you can shoot a grapefruit from your exhaust tip LED exhaust tips. When you have NOS seat covers. When you have competitive races with cars- that dont know they are racing. Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green. Form opinions on cars you know nothing about. Walmart is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier. when you scream VTAK out the window cause you think it makes the car faster. starting a poll about who would win in a race before you race
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