What's your best pickup line at a club?

MrAdams · 06-09-2009, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mega Man

"Did you know that the distance from here to here" (touching her wrist and then her elbow), "is the same as the distance from here to here?" (touching her closest shoulder to you to the shoulder farthest from you; you'll have your arm around her if you did it right).

I'm trying that tonight!

endofanera7 · 06-09-2009, 01:43 PM

Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

335JB · 06-09-2009, 01:45 PM

how much?

DenverJayhawk · 06-09-2009, 01:55 PM

Heard this from a similar thread a while back. Obviously very politically incorrect.

Is your mom retarded? Because you sure are special.

solefald · 06-09-2009, 01:57 PM

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick.

blue-coupe · 06-09-2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taliesen

I don't use pickup lines . . . I just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows.

Good stuff!

Cyrax91 · 06-09-2009, 03:49 PM

Hey girl, come sit on my face and ill guess your weight.

AllydNYC · 06-09-2009, 04:04 PM

"Do you like mudkips?"

jpsum · 06-09-2009, 05:00 PM

"how much?"

CollinsE90 · 06-09-2009, 05:13 PM

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

FOXYCaymanS · 06-09-2009, 05:15 PM

"Come to Bed"

drift90 · 06-09-2009, 05:25 PM

What time do those legs open?

Mega Man · 06-09-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1989baby

I'm trying that tonight!

Shhh...you had me at...tonight.

GUNN · 06-10-2009, 10:51 AM

"Excuse me miss? Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Tondtar · 06-10-2009, 10:59 AM

"Have you seen my wife around here?"

LACSTER · 06-10-2009, 06:15 PM

your parents are assholes cause you the shit!

c0nstant · 06-10-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LACSTER

your parents are assholes cause you the shit!

hahaha i like this one

AMT92 · 06-11-2009, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpavlakos91

Hey girl, come sit on my face and ill guess your weight.

LOLOLOL

Main33vnt · 06-11-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dpavlakos91

You've got 206 bones in your body..., want one more?

ROFL

Bimmer Nerd · 06-11-2009, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpavlakos91

You've got 206 bones in your body..., want one more?

hahahah

best one. weight one was good too.

choicez · 06-12-2009, 12:25 AM

"I'll show you my Pokemon if you let me Pikachu."

scollins · 06-12-2009, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ybbiz34

"There is a time and place for pick-up lines. The time is never, you can guess the place."

Yes!! The ad campaign is working!

Stay Thirsty My Friend.

06-09-2009, 01:43 PM	#24
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06-09-2009, 01:55 PM	#26
DenverJayhawk Major 79 Rep 1,217 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 330i Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denver iTrader: (0)	Heard this from a similar thread a while back. Obviously very politically incorrect. Is your mom retarded? Because you sure are special. __________________ 330i, Black Sapphire, 6MT, Sport, Active Steering, Flux Capacitor
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06-09-2009, 05:13 PM	#32
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 806 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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06-09-2009, 05:15 PM	#33
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06-09-2009, 05:25 PM	#34
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06-10-2009, 10:51 AM	#36
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06-12-2009, 12:25 AM	#43
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