Top 10 Reasons to Run a Tow Hook as a Cosmetic Mod

MrAdams · 09-10-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Phiberglass

Who runs one in the rear?

who runs the front?.. I thought that was the point of this thread...

Kensta335 · 09-10-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by scollins

Flea7's pic from a "Cars & Coffee" meet this summer near Seattle.

wow that lip is tore up.

swamp2 · 09-10-2009, 09:32 PM

13. My brand new M3 is so unreliable I need to get it towed really often.
12. When doing all that parallel parking I want to make sure I do a lot of damage to the car in front of me.
11. I can't drive like I'm on the track, but I sure can look like I'm headed there.
10. I like body piercings and i decided to give one to my car.
9. I ran out of things i could spend money on.
8. My car is too aerodynamic.
7. Its not a tow hook its a generic dreamcatcher.
6. I have a penis and my car wants one too, despite how small it may be.
5. So no one can steal my tow hook cover...
4. So my friends can hitch on their skateboards when I'm doing 150+ mph
3. So Squirrels can experience the joy of the M too.
2. So when i rear end another car, Our car can get towed together.
1. Because Chuck Norris said so.

More than 10, oh well, lot of laughs.

Can someone explain #3 and #2...

oneintheory · 09-10-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by swamp2

13. My brand new M3 is so unreliable I need to get it towed really often.
12. When doing all that parallel parking I want to make sure I do a lot of damage to the car in front of me.
11. I can't drive like I'm on the track, but I sure can look like I'm headed there.
10. I like body piercings and i decided to give one to my car.
9. I ran out of things i could spend money on.
8. My car is too aerodynamic.
7. Its not a tow hook its a generic dreamcatcher.
6. I have a penis and my car wants one too, despite how small it may be.
5. So no one can steal my tow hook cover...
4. So my friends can hitch on their skateboards when I'm doing 150+ mph
3. So Squirrels can experience the joy of the M too.
2. So when i rear end another car, Our car can get towed together.
1. Because Chuck Norris said so.

More than 10, oh well, lot of laughs.

Can someone explain #3 and #2...

#3....A towhook (A rigid one, at least) is the perfect size for a squirrel's ass.

Not that i've measured.

ching · 09-10-2009, 10:09 PM

I'm such a crappy driver that I keep needing to be pulled out of ditches.

guardianangel3290 · 09-10-2009, 10:15 PM

#2
So i can have something to tie my child's leash to while I mow the lawn

Bimmer Nerd · 09-10-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

#2
So i can have something to tie my child's leash to while I mow the lawn

did i fail ??

it basically meant that when you rear end another car, your tow hook cover will get stuck in theirs and due to the impact it can't be "unhooked" at the spot.

09-10-2009, 09:32 PM	#25
swamp2 Lieutenant General 646 Rep 10,404 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Diego, CA USA iTrader: (3)	13. My brand new M3 is so unreliable I need to get it towed really often. 12. When doing all that parallel parking I want to make sure I do a lot of damage to the car in front of me. 11. I can't drive like I'm on the track, but I sure can look like I'm headed there. 10. I like body piercings and i decided to give one to my car. 9. I ran out of things i could spend money on. 8. My car is too aerodynamic. 7. Its not a tow hook its a generic dreamcatcher. 6. I have a penis and my car wants one too, despite how small it may be. 5. So no one can steal my tow hook cover... 4. So my friends can hitch on their skateboards when I'm doing 150+ mph 3. So Squirrels can experience the joy of the M too. 2. So when i rear end another car, Our car can get towed together. 1. Because Chuck Norris said so. More than 10, oh well, lot of laughs. Can someone explain #3 and #2... __________________ E92 M3 \| Space Gray on Fox Red \| M-DCT \| CF Roof \| RAC RG63 Wheels \| Brembo 380mm BBK \| \| Vorsteiner Ti Exhaust \| Matte Black Grilles/Side Gills/Rear Emblem/Mirrors \| \| Alekshop Back up Camera \| GP Thunders \| BMW Aluminum Pedals \| Elite Angels \| \| XPEL Full Front Wrap \| Hardwired V1 \| Interior Xenon Light Kit \|
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ching First Lieutenant 13 Rep 315 Posts Drives: e90 m3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: toronto iTrader: (0)	I'm such a crappy driver that I keep needing to be pulled out of ditches. __________________ E90 BMW M3 interlagos blue / silver novillo - vrs type ii diffuser, ape performance air filter, ind ib reflectors, RAC RG63 gunmetal, 2 car seats and a baby on board sign
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guardianangel3290 Free at last 304 Rep 986 Posts Drives: 2006 Audi S-line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico iTrader: (0)	#2 So i can have something to tie my child's leash to while I mow the lawn __________________ If the possibility exists that you may have "failed" in either a normal or "epic" fashion, please follow this link.
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