ive been shitting lava all night

c0nstant · 11-30-2009, 06:34 AM

alright, i have to get up at 7am pst (its nearly 4am now) and i havent slept. i got in bed around midnight and couldnt sleep cause i felt sick. ive been on the toilet for ~1 hour. i want to kill myself. i have 0 pepto bismol or anything of the like. i think i have a window of freedom but i doubt its enough to make a run to the local pharmacy. the battery on my laptop is about to die. i have band aids, tea, thanksgiving leftovers and 2 rolls of TP left. home remedies--please suggest them.

-yours in need,

john

EOE90 · 11-30-2009, 06:35 AM

drink warm milk, hard boiled eggs and sour cream, makes it come out like butter

11-30-2009, 07:54 AM

Herbal tea or natural green tea ( none of that sugary fake one ) will calm down your system a little bit. Carbonated beverage (preferably Seven up/Sprite ) would also calm down your stomach. Drink fluids if you're having diarrhea because you're going to be dehydrated in the morning. Do you have anybody you can call to make a pharmacy run to get you some pepto or something?

Chris.G · 11-30-2009, 08:06 AM

Must have a stomach bug. I always have a shot of grappa and it just terminates whatever is in you're system. There is no way a stomach bug can survive this drink, it has worked for me three times and i strongly recommend this to you.

ejazbmw · 11-30-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by my92

Herbal tea or natural green tea ( none of that sugary fake one ) will calm down your system a little bit. Carbonated beverage (preferably Seven up/Sprite ) would also calm down your stomach. Drink fluids if you're having diarrhea because you're going to be dehydrated in the morning. Do you have anybody you can call to make a pharmacy run to get you some pepto or something?

+1 on the sprite idea not sure if it even works but my mom always gives me some when my stomach is upset and it seems to work..

sokdo · 11-30-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

+1 on the sprite idea not sure if it even works but my mom always gives me some when my stomach is upset and it seems to work..

My uncle was a pediatrician, retired now, but whenever I had upset stomach when I was little he would give me some 7-up and it would cure it. Not sure if it was a placebo effect or not but it always worked for me too. Maybe the carbonation of the drink?

c0nstant · 11-30-2009, 01:33 PM

i drank a kettles-worth of some nice herbal tea and ate like 4 bananas. i survived the night. ill be sure to stock up on 7up just in case. thanks for the suggestions, guys

SpacE82 · 11-30-2009, 02:01 PM

Lots and lots of fluids. You dont want to get dehidrated. Ginger ale is good for upset stomach. Apparently the Ginger settles the stomach.

addy85 · 11-30-2009, 02:21 PM

bud, get some chewable vitamin c and take it daily. About 1500 mgs a day

Derek Zoolander · 11-30-2009, 04:51 PM

fuck lava. what good has lava ever done for you?

bolinp78 · 11-30-2009, 05:30 PM

Citizen Z · 11-30-2009, 05:43 PM

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^^^^^ that'd do it.

FStop7 · 11-30-2009, 05:56 PM

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i have band aids, tea, thanksgiving leftovers and 2 rolls of TP left.

Bimmer Nerd · 11-30-2009, 08:21 PM

+1 on carbonated drinks, they have saved me more than a few times already

on a better note, hope you feel better john !

Mike@F1 Autohaüs · 11-30-2009, 08:58 PM

Blueberry yogurt

TiAg335i · 11-30-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sokdo

My uncle was a pediatrician, retired now, but whenever I had upset stomach when I was little he would give me some 7-up and it would cure it. Not sure if it was a placebo effect or not but it always worked for me too. Maybe the carbonation of the drink?

probably the acidity which kills the bacteria in the stomach/intestine...

AllydNYC · 11-30-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

eVitO · 11-30-2009, 10:54 PM

Rub your stomach in a clockwise motion.

It sounds stupid, and is really only a temporary fix, but the flow of digestion in your stomach kinda follows a clockwise path, so it like aids the process...

8th Wonder · 11-30-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by eVitO

Rub your stomach in a clockwise motion.

It sounds stupid, and is really only a temporary fix, but the flow of digestion in your stomach kinda follows a clockwise path, so it like aids the process...

and pat your head at the same time with your other hand

Year's_End · 11-30-2009, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

JeF4y · 12-02-2009, 03:53 PM

Coffee & Cigarettes!

Oh wait. That's to get things moving..

11-30-2009, 06:34 AM	#1
c0nstant Lieutenant General 1847 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	ive been shitting lava all night alright, i have to get up at 7am pst (its nearly 4am now) and i havent slept. i got in bed around midnight and couldnt sleep cause i felt sick. ive been on the toilet for ~1 hour. i want to kill myself. i have 0 pepto bismol or anything of the like. i think i have a window of freedom but i doubt its enough to make a run to the local pharmacy. the battery on my laptop is about to die. i have band aids, tea, thanksgiving leftovers and 2 rolls of TP left. home remedies--please suggest them. -yours in need, john
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Chris.G Banned 110 Rep 3,120 Posts Drives: 2011 LCI MSPORT X5 30d Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia iTrader: (0)	Must have a stomach bug. I always have a shot of grappa and it just terminates whatever is in you're system. There is no way a stomach bug can survive this drink, it has worked for me three times and i strongly recommend this to you.
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1847 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	i drank a kettles-worth of some nice herbal tea and ate like 4 bananas. i survived the night. ill be sure to stock up on 7up just in case. thanks for the suggestions, guys
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