What's in the Coffee that ...

Tondtar · 11-10-2010, 02:03 PM

...That makes you go #2 as soon as it goes down? I swear, it's the nest laxative

What does it do for you?

MarkR171 · 11-10-2010, 02:14 PM

What'chu talkin' about, Willis?

Do you take yours with cream/milk?

ragingclue · 11-10-2010, 03:47 PM

Same here.

Ever since I've switched from Monster to coffee, I know exactly when I'm gonna have to take a dump. Pretty much between 8 and 9 in the morning every morning. It's nice to poop on a routine instead of having to deal with random shit times.

Feyd · 11-10-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Same here.

Ever since I've switched from Monster to coffee, I know exactly when I'm gonna have to take a dump. Pretty much between 8 and 9 in the morning every morning. It's nice to poop on a routine instead of having to deal with random shit times.

I think there is a pun in there somwhere..

Yeah it keeps me regular. 9-10 AM.. about 30 minutes past me finishing my second cup.

MadDog · 11-10-2010, 04:04 PM

I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know.

Echo M3 · 11-10-2010, 04:18 PM

Caffeine is a diuretic (acts in your kidneys to increase sodium uptake), making you pee. It also acts on your anal sphincter muscles, relaxing them so that you can defecate. I don't remember the exact mechanism but probably has something to do with reducing the threshold for contracting those muscles. It also is a GI irritant, which is why your stomach can feel upset with caffeine.

06E90Rostik · 11-10-2010, 06:15 PM

I noticed one thing, if I drink it straight black (no sugar no cream) I will have to go in about an hour. If I only add about an once or so of cream I won't have to go #2. Weird.

But peeing is normal, 10 minutes after first sip

Also piss smells just like coffee

NYCGarbagePrince · 11-15-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 06E90Rostik

Also piss smells just like coffee

does this look familiar?

06E90Rostik · 11-16-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

does this look familiar?

I usually use urinal to piss

BTM · 11-16-2010, 09:41 PM

Drink coffee but the main thing for me to shit is like 30min-60min after lunch. I will always shit then.

NYCGarbagePrince · 11-17-2010, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 06E90Rostik

I usually use urinal to piss

Man I get the piss out of the way when I am taking my after coffee crap. Who can smell coffee piss over poop.

DoPedUpM3 · 12-17-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

Man I get the piss out of the way when I am taking my after coffee crap. Who can smell coffee piss over poop.

lol. This shit is too funny, I wake up with a glass-o-WATER and about 20 mins later POOP! Butt at times I will smoke something as I wake up and need to immediately go go go.

samwoo2go · 12-22-2010, 04:01 AM

Coffee house makes me go #2

smack · 12-22-2010, 10:53 AM

Within 10 minutes of being awake in the morning im on the pot. Wake up, grab clothes, go downstairs, start coffee machine, drink first up, make second and sit on pot read mag untill the duece drops.

M3LISSA · 12-28-2010, 04:59 PM

This is as gross as can be. You men are gross, gross ewwww... I couldnt even read any further. You really enjoy talking about this?

TiAg335i · 12-28-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pman10

Caffeine is a diuretic (acts in your kidneys to increase sodium uptake), making you pee. It also acts on your anal sphincter muscles, relaxing them so that you can defecate. I don't remember the exact mechanism but probably has something to do with reducing the threshold for contracting those muscles. It also is a GI irritant, which is why your stomach can feel upset with caffeine.

I think it's the other way around...caffeine is a diuretic that acts to decrease sodium uptake in the kidneys. As sodium is lost, water goes along with it in the nephron of the kidney (to balance osmolarity), making you urinate more frequently.

Alcohol acts by the same exact mechanism, which is why the line to the bathroom in the bar/club is usually out the door and also why the expression "I have to piss like a racehose" is commonly used

Water is pretty important in the body, as you can imagine - that's why your body produces ADH (Anti-diuretic hormone) which works exactly the opposite - it increases water reabsorption in the kidney.

Not sure why caffeine would make you poop more, though.

TroyDeJ · 09-01-2011, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by melimel

This is as gross as can be. You men are gross, gross ewwww... I couldnt even read any further. You really enjoy talking about this?

from context clues i take it your a woman? if so this is average guy talk from friends to people on a forum

my nuts on your face · 09-01-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by melimel

This is as gross as can be. You men are gross, gross ewwww... I couldnt even read any further. You really enjoy talking about this?

Go back to talking about your cramps with the other ladies and leave the real talk to the boys

M3LISSA · 09-02-2011, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TroyDeJ

from context clues i take it your a woman? if so this is average guy talk from friends to people on a forum

Gee really??? Oh I didnt know that it was "guy" talk only.. I just said its gross thats all.. Cant you "men" lighten up.. This is called "the Lighter side"

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Go back to talking about your cramps with the other ladies and leave the real talk to the boys

As for you...Funny how you talk shit to me meanwhile your name on what appears to be a mostly "male" forum and your name is "my nuts on your face"... ahem, are you trying to tell us something? Maybe thats why I feel so comfortable telling you how I really feel sweetie..
P.S. My "cramps" are gone, thanks for your concern baby girl.. I think I found my new online bestie

LIGHTEN UP IN HERE LADIES, IM ONLY A GIRL WITH THE SAME INTERESTS AS YOU.. I guess all the rumors about this forum ARE quite true

.. Ill stay out of this "lighter side" and ill stay where the REAL men talk cars up above...

BTM · 09-02-2011, 09:56 AM

pics or gtfo

geneatals · 09-02-2011, 10:24 AM

let it go mel...not even worth it...

M3LISSA · 09-02-2011, 11:18 AM

Your babe, it's not.

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Befire I finish my cup	8	13.11%
As soon as I take my last sip	18	29.51%
It takes a while, but it does help	16	26.23%
"What'chu talkin' about, Willis?"	19	31.15%
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ragingclue One cam is enough 141 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	Same here. Ever since I've switched from Monster to coffee, I know exactly when I'm gonna have to take a dump. Pretty much between 8 and 9 in the morning every morning. It's nice to poop on a routine instead of having to deal with random shit times.
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MadDog Careful, I Bite..... 167 Rep 504 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S.F. Bay Area iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [7.50]	I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know.
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Echo M3 Major 129 Rep 1,432 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	Caffeine is a diuretic (acts in your kidneys to increase sodium uptake), making you pee. It also acts on your anal sphincter muscles, relaxing them so that you can defecate. I don't remember the exact mechanism but probably has something to do with reducing the threshold for contracting those muscles. It also is a GI irritant, which is why your stomach can feel upset with caffeine.
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BTM Banned 514 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	Drink coffee but the main thing for me to shit is like 30min-60min after lunch. I will always shit then.
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smack Lieutenant Colonel 34 Rep 1,569 Posts Drives: BMW's/Flex Polishers Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spangdahlem Germany iTrader: (0)	Within 10 minutes of being awake in the morning im on the pot. Wake up, grab clothes, go downstairs, start coffee machine, drink first up, make second and sit on pot read mag untill the duece drops.
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BTM Banned 514 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	pics or gtfo
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