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      12-15-2010, 09:40 PM   #23
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      12-15-2010, 10:27 PM   #25
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turn pron on and have sex with gf, good time to add that to the relationship
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tell her you want to do whatever the pornstars do in the vid, and find one where the chick takes it in the butt
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dude you're doing a favor by building up your endurance.
I heard it's like lifting weights
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hi i'm 12 and what is man batter?
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Stuff that comes out of your daddy's penis and inside ur moms vagina that eventually created you...
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      12-16-2010, 12:50 PM   #32
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sounds like you just need a hotter gf
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I'm 26 and all my gf can say is i'm a beast. She'll say she wants it even tho she can't take it. Whats up fool, get better in bed.
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I'm 26 and all my gf can say is i'm a beast. She'll say she wants it even tho she can't take it. Whats up fool, get better in bed.

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this thread was meant to be a joke...everyone relax, im one of the biggest perv on here...no matter how tired or drunk i am, i'll bang ya
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