[Schm]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Also, invite bitches over to drink wine. Act like you know what your talking about. They'll be impressed that it came out of a bottle and not a box. Make sure you scrape the $9.99 price tag off before they get there. Have a wine opener. Have proper glassware. Prepare for vaginal attack.

This. Lots of Yellow Tail. In the big bottles. Bittches will flock.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Schm

This. Lots of Yellow Tail. In the big bottles. Bittches will flock.

We've been over this. No yellow tail. Especially not for bitches. Bitches will know your a cheap fuck and wont let you unleash the fucken dragon. You break out something they never heard of in a 750ml bottle and you'll be shooting pool with their tonsils and your cue in no time.

IN. HER. FUCKEN. MOUTH.



Alll "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhslurp"

[Schm]

Originally Posted by Maestro

Yellow Tail and a few other similar wines are the modern day jug wine they just disguised it better. We only serve they to people who are only interested in getting drunk on wine.

^^^this.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Schm

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^^^this.

But only bitches who are gonna give you the herp drink it

[Moderato]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

No I meant what I said. 1.5L bottles look cheap. 750ml bottles look like money. Girls who sleep with 21yr olds generally know nothing about wine, unless your talking about boxed wine or 2 buck chuck. It wouldn't matter if you showed them a $5 bottle or a $50 bottle.

You show them any $10 bottle of 90+ point red and tell them its good and they will believe you. They will probably also have sex with you.

Show them any bottle of 1.5L and they think you're just trying to get them drunk or you're just another drinking buddy

Ah, I was looking at it more from a home consumption, cost vs. quantity, point of view.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Moderato

Ah, I was looking at it more from a home consumption, cost vs. quantity, point of view.

Do you decide who your going to sleep with on a cost vs quantity basis?

[Moderato]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Do you decide who your going to sleep with on a cost vs quantity basis?

In my case it's not so much who as it is should.

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