0-200 in two seconds...

E90-4life · 11-16-2005, 07:08 PM

"A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday."

NBRider88 · 11-16-2005, 07:34 PM

haha...

Good one.

Squawks · 11-16-2005, 08:33 PM

Hey, that scale would be his best hope. What else goes 0-200 in 2 seconds? Hahah!

850CSi · 11-16-2005, 09:14 PM

ek9hatch00 · 11-16-2005, 09:23 PM

arn · 11-16-2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squawks

Hey, that scale would be his best hope. What else goes 0-200 in 2 seconds? Hahah!

a flash light?

Hunter399 · 11-16-2005, 10:24 PM

ahahhaha

11-16-2005, 07:08 PM	#1
E90-4life auto pilot 290 Rep 822 Posts Drives: E60 M5 chilln on slicks Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	0-200 in two seconds... "A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday."
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11-16-2005, 07:34 PM	#2
NBRider88 I gave her my heart, she gave me crabs 20 Rep 143 Posts Drives: 06' 330i Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: OC :] iTrader: (2)	haha... Good one. __________________
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Squawks One of my two dachshunds: 56 Rep 663 Posts Drives: B6 A4 3.0 Quattro Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ithaca, NY iTrader: (0)	Hey, that scale would be his best hope. What else goes 0-200 in 2 seconds? Hahah!
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850CSi 16 years and counting... 106 Rep 471 Posts Drives: '06 325i 6MT Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Wisconsin iTrader: (2)	__________________ E90 325i 6MT + E61 530xiT 6AT = N52B30*2
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ek9hatch00 Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 268 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NoVA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2009 E90 M3 [0.00]
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Hunter399 Major General 341 Rep 8,088 Posts Drives: F90M5 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (33)	ahahhaha
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