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      03-01-2016, 09:25 PM   #199
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Shit is it Friday???
...I get the car Friday, the kit is on now
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      03-01-2016, 09:26 PM   #200
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...I get the car Friday, the kit is on now
Ya and I got a car. I pick it up in 3 months when I pay for it.

I still have till Friday.
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      03-01-2016, 10:33 PM   #201
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Best of luck to you, sir.




*wills i8 to Verbiage*
From my daughter to you: 'Do I have to cut a bitch?'
Dunno. Verbiage speaks Spanish so he might be good with a shank

Another quirk
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      03-01-2016, 10:56 PM   #202
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Best of luck to you, sir.




*wills i8 to Verbiage*
From my daughter to you: 'Do I have to cut a bitch?'
Dunno. Verbiage speaks Spanish so he might be good with a shank

Another quirk
Yo soy multitalented holmesssssss.
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      03-01-2016, 11:28 PM   #203
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Shit is it Friday???
...I get the car Friday, the kit is on now
Longest cock tease for this SC... Over it now, the excitement is all but gone... Might as well trade in your car to get us all enthralled again...

On the other hand, by the time you make a decision on this new car, estoril will probably be ready to collect social security... He also won't have made a decision on his next car by then either however...

(Congrats on finally getting it done however... Hope you enjoy it in good health and with minimal issues...)
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      03-02-2016, 12:18 AM   #204
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Adem1534 what's your final M2 build??
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      03-02-2016, 12:19 AM   #205
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Well this thread was stupid.
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      03-02-2016, 10:06 AM   #206
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Well this thread was stupid.
Mr.SugarSkulls hates everything equally.

Ok I take it back...I actually kinda like that about him! Carry on my wayward son!
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      03-02-2016, 10:36 AM   #207
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Well this thread was stupid.
Wait what?!!?!!

I forgot you.

Mr. SugarSkulls = Wishes my daughter was 5 years older.
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      03-02-2016, 10:36 AM   #208
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upstatedoc 's quirk is not being able to leave well enough alone when it comes to home improvement.
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      03-02-2016, 10:38 AM   #209
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shoei - just wants to be with the 'in crowd'
EstorilM - is trying to decide what to have for breakfast....from last week
Mr Tonka - gets hot and sweaty riding bimmette and Lups and Biorin regularly
1MOREMOD - can lift a house and eats VW's
C5driver - is really cheap IRL (like me!!)
Lups - is really a Sheep in Wolf's clothing
Biorin - is dangerously smart....like Dr. Evil smart and shit...
Axius - lives in the large shadow of Billup
F30lolz - dates poultry and gets banned EVERY DAY
Wah - LOVES THE PATRIOTS and TOM BRADY
myzmak - LOVES people that take up 2 parking spaces
Mr.SugarSkulls - kisses the mirror every day
V1.47fan - tries to be dark/mysterious, comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
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You bet.

Just shared a little more love this morning....

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I wonder when I can expect to get my medal for good citizenship?
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      03-02-2016, 10:38 AM   #210
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upstatedoc 's quirk is not being able to leave well enough alone when it comes to home improvement.
It's all fun and games until you are $35,000 over budget...
Just sayin'.
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      03-02-2016, 10:40 AM   #211
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It's all fun and games until you are $35,000 over budget...
Just sayin'.
but much easier when he's doing most of the work. lol


On a side note, my builder had to stroke me a $25k check at closing. Said it was the first time he's ever had to do that.
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      03-02-2016, 10:43 AM   #212
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For some quirks I have learned:

Lups secretly loves listening to easy listening FM stations. All James Taylor and Whitney Houston all the time.

GrussGott has spent more money on cold coffee presses in the last year than most of you spent on your cars.

Wah is a dentist. Like, fuck, gross man. How much quirkier can you get?

Biorin wishes desperately she were a lawyer. She should be one.

bimmette knows where the bodies are hidden. Don't fuck with her.

minn19 has an unhealthy obsession with spinning rods. or something like that.

C5driver is really Donald Trump

ASBSECU E93 is torn between his love of his family and his deep, dark, secret, throbbing, animal lust for tom brady. It. Tears. Him. The. Fuck. Up. Inside. Plus donkeys.
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      03-02-2016, 10:44 AM   #213
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Belgie, somehow this reminded me of you....

Ohh, and while not too pornographic probably NSFW unless you like to sit in the HR office and explain big bouncy things.

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=59528

the accuracy of some of the comments in this thread cannot be denied.
Nice tennis balls ..
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      03-02-2016, 10:44 AM   #214
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but much easier when he's doing most of the work. lol


On a side note, my builder had to stroke me a $25k check at closing. Said it was the first time he's ever had to do that.
Yeah...YOU were the culprit!!! Just as expected!!
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      03-02-2016, 10:45 AM   #215
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For some quirks I have learned:

Lups secretly loves listening to easy listening FM stations. All James Taylor and Whitney Houston all the time.

GrussGott has spent more money on cold coffee presses in the last year than most of you spent on your cars.

Wah is a dentist. Like, fuck, gross man. How much quirkier can you get?

Biorin wishes desperately she were a lawyer. She should be one.

bimmette knows where the bodies are hidden. Don't fuck with her.

minn19 has an unhealthy obsession with spinning rods. or something like that.

C5driver is really Donald Trump

ASBSECU E93 is torn between his love of his family and his deep, dark, secret, throbbing, animal lust for tom brady. It. Tears. Him. The. Fuck. Up. Inside. Plus donkeys.
Oh Myz, you never fail to disappoint.

Edit: HAHA I meant to write impress... I don't know why I wrote disappoint... I loved this...
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Oh Myz, you never fail to disappoint.

Edit: HAHA I meant to write impress... I don't know why I wrote disappoint... I loved this...
Freudian slip?
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You bet.

Just shared a little more love this morning....

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I wonder when I can expect to get my medal for good citizenship?
It depends on whether or not the post-it note advert is actually you. If so, it could be coming at any moment.
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      03-02-2016, 11:03 AM   #218
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It depends on whether or not the post-it note advert is actually you. If so, it could be coming at any moment.
Haha... was thinking the exact same thing... doppelgänger.
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      03-02-2016, 11:04 AM   #219
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It depends on whether or not the post-it note advert is actually you. If so, it could be coming at any moment.
Well, not my first trip to this particular rodeo....

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But, no, I am not "Ross Pavl" (whoever the hell he is). Not even sure where I got the letterhead but....I do like the festive holiday greetings and good tidings of joy they express - goes well with my 'learn to fucking park you brain dead dicknut' handwritten sentiments.
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I do like the festive holiday greetings and good tidings of joy they express - goes well with my 'learn to fucking park you brain dead dicknut' handwritten sentiments.
My friend had little business card sized cards made up that read something like this:

Thanks a lot for double parking. I had to walk two blocks because this spot was not available. May 1,000,000 maggots infest your crotch. Have a nice day.
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