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      11-18-2008, 09:36 AM   #199
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Tip 1:

If its very late at night and some asshole has been trying to goat you into a street race on the highway all night disappears for a few minutes and then seems to reappear..(same pair of headlights) and rolls up behind you, make sure its not actually a Sheriff before punching the throttle and breaking 130mph in 50mph.

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Make sure to take a quick peek up to scan for airborn popo before trying to drift thru the back hills of SoCal.
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      11-18-2008, 09:37 AM   #200
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Tip 1:

If its very late at night and some asshole has been trying to goat you into a street race on the highway all night disappears for a few minutes and then seems to reappear..(same pair of headlights) and rolls up behind you, make sure its not actually a Sheriff before punching the throttle and breaking 130mph in 50mph.

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Make sure to take a quick peek up to scan for airborn popo before trying to drift thru the back hills of SoCal.
Sounds like the voice of experience.....
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      11-18-2008, 09:49 AM   #201
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True Story: in junior year of high school, the police sent a helicopter to break up one of our parties... Seriously? WTF is a helicopter gonna do way the fuck up there? scare us away? We proceeded to drunkenly moon the pilot and stumble around for an hour or so before they flew away... sad part was the showed up on a noise complaint: HOW ARE YOU GOING TO QUIET US DOWN WITH A HELICOPTER HOVERING LOW OVER A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD? Police are stupid


I was a ring bearer in a wedding when I was 4 or 5. Full tux and all. Running and sliding on the dance floor. There was a few tables up against the wall that I happened to go under and clip my head on the metal support brace that went under the table. This was before safety was a factor in anything and the lip was a straight, sharpe edge. And somehow lifted the table over my head and it bounced on the dance floor.

My head hurt and went to my mom and said I think I hurt myself. As soon as said that the blood began rushing out of my forehead. Rushed to the hospital and got stitches. Still have the war wound.
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      11-18-2008, 09:53 AM   #202
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      11-18-2008, 12:51 PM   #203
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Been arrested
For what?
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      11-18-2008, 01:01 PM   #204
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      11-18-2008, 01:18 PM   #205
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Is that Prison or Jail?

I think he's too much of a pussy to tell the story that he got arrested for something uncool like pissing in public or something. Where are the stabbings nowa days, damn
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      11-18-2008, 02:53 PM   #206
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+1 we need stories!! lol
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      11-18-2008, 03:00 PM   #207
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For what?
I was young, violent crimes, stupid stuff! Stolen cars, possession of dangerous weapons, drug bust, meh you know stuff like that lol!
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      11-18-2008, 03:05 PM   #208
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      11-18-2008, 03:06 PM   #209
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I am usually the smartest guy in the room
By acknowledging you're smart, you have now just become dumb
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      11-18-2008, 03:39 PM   #210
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I was young, violent crimes, stupid stuff! Stolen cars, possession of dangerous weapons, drug bust, meh you know stuff like that lol!
Pussy shit
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      11-18-2008, 04:05 PM   #211
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Pussy shit
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      11-18-2008, 04:20 PM   #212
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      11-18-2008, 05:01 PM   #213
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I always go over scenarios in my head where I end up being the hero and shooting the shit out of someone. I even slow mo the bullet rippin' through someone like in bad boys II when he nails the dude with the 12 gauge in the neck!
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      11-18-2008, 05:54 PM   #214
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I always go over scenarios in my head where I end up being the hero and shooting the shit out of someone. I even slow mo the bullet rippin' through someone like in bad boys II when he nails the dude with the 12 gauge in the neck!
Bro...I REALLY hope you don't go around talkin' like that...
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      11-18-2008, 05:55 PM   #215
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I always go over scenarios in my head where I end up being the hero and shooting the shit out of someone. I even slow mo the bullet rippin' through someone like in bad boys II when he nails the dude with the 12 gauge in the neck!
i've come to recognize you as a man with serious anger issues judging by the last couple of days or so.
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i've come to recognize you as a man with serious anger issues judging by the last couple of days or so.
Yeah..to go over "scenarios" of murdering someone is not normal, at all.
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      11-18-2008, 06:35 PM   #217
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Yeah..to go over "scenarios" of murdering someone is not normal, at all.
Man, I always have scenarios of me losing someone I love and then going to kick that person's ass! I'm just worried I guess...
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      11-18-2008, 06:58 PM   #218
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      11-18-2008, 07:05 PM   #219
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Yeah..to go over "scenarios" of murdering someone is not normal, at all.
No one said murder, I clearly said ME being the HERO (which entails me stopping a bad guy and killing his ass in an awesome way). Not murder
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      11-18-2008, 08:12 PM   #220
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No one said murder, I clearly said ME being the HERO (which entails me stopping a bad guy and killing his ass in an awesome way). Not murder
+1 Just like the guy in your sig!
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