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      05-27-2010, 11:28 PM   #199
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For future reference, always check Google/search engines before asking shit on here lol.
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In der Marine Infantry anytime we deployed we would have mandatory trash stashes.
Hahaha trash stashes. I wanna try for one but I'll probably look like Borat. And I'm serious, never that before sorry I'm a noob :cry. Mmmm I thought it was about the car but I have a couple of ideas...
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For future reference, always check Google/search engines before asking shit on here lol. Sara was being nice
WOAH Alright got it. And I didn't really want to google mustache ride I was a little scared.
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Hahaha trash stashes. I wanna try for one but I'll probably look like Borat. And I'm serious, never that before sorry I'm a noob :cry. Mmmm I thought it was about the car but I have a couple of ideas...
No seriously I let people sit on the mustache and I cruise.
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Shit just got real.
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I take all the air out of a room, bitches.
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No seriously I let people sit on the mustache and I cruise.
Alright nice, thats what I thought. Was scared the influx of retardation here was getting to me.

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Figured that would get your attention.
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thats funny, i take all the air out of bitches...cant help but scream
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Figured that would get your attention.
My jaw dropped when I read that.
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      05-27-2010, 11:39 PM   #216
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Alright nice, thats what I thought. Was scared the influx of retardation here was getting to me.
Lol there is a hidden meaning in what I said...

Sit on mustache (face) cruise (lap lap lap)
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Hahaha, double meaning nice! So much learning to be done here for me.
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Kick ass thread. I don't know what the hell happened between page 1 and page 10. One minute i'm reading about the dealership being bitches...then I jump to page 10 and we're talking mustache rides and dining at the Y. Not sure if i want to let my imagination fill in pages 2 thru 9 or go back and read them all.
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thats funny, i take all the air out of bitches...cant help but scream
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Sit on mustache (face) cruise (lap lap lap)
Um. Why wouldn't he have gotten that the first time?
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Kick ass thread. I don't know what the hell happened between page 1 and page 10. One minute i'm reading about the dealership being bitches...then I jump to page 10 and we're talking mustache rides and dining at the Y. Not sure if i want to let my imagination fill in pages 2 thru 9 or go back and read them all.
you know what happens when OT guys take over
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