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      03-21-2011, 06:34 PM   #199
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this thread is so bro.

..now starts the wishes of being single..


Doesn't count if the girls you sleep with arent of legal age

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      03-21-2011, 06:59 PM   #200
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^^ I use "shootme" never had any problems...super easy


Thanks I'll try it. Last three I tried said "You're not rooted," so it didn't work.

Edit: That one didn't work for me!!! Can't wait to get an iPhone!!

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      03-21-2011, 07:09 PM   #201
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I had fun with this....








Well I guess Im out of luck lol

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      03-21-2011, 07:24 PM   #202
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Thanks I'll try it. Last three I tried said "You're not rooted," so it didn't work.

Edit: That one didn't work for me!!! Can't wait to get an iPhone!!
Oh didn't know you are not rooted, wooops

What make/model phone are you using?
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      03-21-2011, 07:49 PM   #203
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Well I guess Im out of luck lol
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      03-21-2011, 07:54 PM   #204
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Now the question arises... whos jerry?

Also someone said the 30 year old was a cougar... i fucking wish, she was A. 30 (Not old enough) B. a pot head (not wealthy enough) and C. she wasn't even 30 (NOT OLD ENOUGH)

I wish i could get me some cougar trust me.
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Jerry is Sara's friend. They wen't to Vegas together.
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      03-21-2011, 08:02 PM   #207
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Jerry is Sara's friend. They wen't to Vegas together.
not what i mean but ok thanks brohammed
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Now the question arises... whos jerry?

Also someone said the 30 year old was a cougar... i fucking wish, she was A. 30 (Not old enough) B. a pot head (not wealthy enough) and C. she wasn't even 30 (NOT OLD ENOUGH)

I wish i could get me some cougar trust me.
Get a job as a personal trainer, i have more 40-50 year olds ask if I want to go to blue goose after the session than I could ever shake a stick at, or my dick at.
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Its Mohamed a$$hole lol
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      03-21-2011, 08:06 PM   #210
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Now the question arises... whos jerry?

Also someone said the 30 year old was a cougar... i fucking wish, she was A. 30 (Not old enough) B. a pot head (not wealthy enough) and C. she wasn't even 30 (NOT OLD ENOUGH)

I wish i could get me some cougar trust me.
Haha me n Jerry are buds. He posts on here. He's the guy with over 100k posts. We went to Vegas for MFest last year.
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Is it true youve slept with every member youve met?
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      03-21-2011, 08:09 PM   #212
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Is it true youve slept with every member youve met?
and some she hasnt met
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Is it true youve slept with every member youve met?
Are u jealous?
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      03-21-2011, 08:15 PM   #214
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That would be like 200+


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Now the question arises... whos jerry?

Also someone said the 30 year old was a cougar... i fucking wish, she was A. 30 (Not old enough) B. a pot head (not wealthy enough) and C. she wasn't even 30 (NOT OLD ENOUGH)

I wish i could get me some cougar trust me.
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      03-21-2011, 08:44 PM   #217
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      03-21-2011, 08:45 PM   #218
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Doesn't count if the girls you sleep with arent of legal age
your mom was very legal..
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your mom was very legal..
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your mom was very legal..
I didn't get a chance to tap your mother. She was at the dealership buying you a car.

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