You know your BMW is a RICER when......

dreamk · 11-30-2007, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

i will personally come to NJ and bitch slap you...

*&(% jersey ppl... lol, always flooding NY, driving like ass, and then want to get in fights with New Yorkers.

wtf are you talking about?

martieg · 11-30-2007, 12:41 AM

Fake side grills à la Masserati (mostly seen on Altimas)

NaTuReB0Y · 11-30-2007, 12:44 AM

lowered and rims.............now, that's rice --- which is a good thing.

penny31 · 12-11-2007, 05:27 PM

blacklines arentt ricer.. they're mean.

TurboFan · 12-11-2007, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinC

Cutting My Springs (sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music)

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I know I’m cool from the glares that I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions
Speakers so loud that you scream in submission
My car really flies ‘cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs

When the bull stops, when the cash talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can’t do...
And then I refuse to race!

Fake carbon-fibre and white face temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I’m courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They’re part of the package from cutting my springs

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don’t like what they’re seeing
They’re all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!

When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I’m such a stud after cutting my springs...
Why can’t I get a date?

madman · 12-11-2007, 07:26 PM

When your car looks like this

out4scrilla · 12-11-2007, 09:16 PM

weird i have a black 328i coupe that is debadged looks pretty clean i must say oh well never thought that would be considered ricer at all. People dont even consider my civic ricer, it has tints, HIDs, jdm yellow fogs, but it is boosted

martieg · 12-11-2007, 09:49 PM

This is cheapo-rice

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BayAreaE92 · 12-11-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by EHDEN

debadging a 328i does not make you a ricer. Its all about your choice of making the car look cleaner or not. i got my 335 debadged, and when I had a c230, i had it debadged as well. It's all about the cleaner look.

NOWWWWWW, RE-BADGING IS RICER! lol

+1

I guess if debadging my 328i makes me a ricer...I guess I shoullddddd

-Add a Huge 5 inch obnoxiously loud Exhaust that robs horsepower
-Add a crap spoiler
-Neon (Yeah you know)
-Initial D Stickers everywhere with random Japanese Giberish on the hood
-Body Kit w/Primer still on and no intention of painting it

schneid4323 · 12-11-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lecatrache

This is cheapo-rice

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photochopped.

AH · 12-11-2007, 11:02 PM

It's rice if you can eat it... that's the purpose

Los Angeles · 12-11-2007, 11:37 PM

RICE? You're really gonna make a thread based on a derogatory prejudice-based term?

WOW! What the fuck?!

This ricer shit is ridiculous.

You wanna know the definitition of RICER: It's like the nice way of calling an Asian a 'chink'.

BMdblU · 12-12-2007, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScheerSpeed

listen man, i didnt debadge my 325 because i was embarrassed by it. i just think it looks a lot cleaner than it being with the badge. its kind of obvious that its not a 335 when it only has the mufflers to one side.

:finger:

I'll back you on that.

I debadged my previous car, an 03 1.8T because it looked waaay cleaner!

Same goes for the 335i

Neema · 12-12-2007, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinC

Cutting My Springs (sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music)

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I know I’m cool from the glares that I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions
Speakers so loud that you scream in submission
My car really flies ‘cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs

When the bull stops, when the cash talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can’t do...
And then I refuse to race!

Fake carbon-fibre and white face temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I’m courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They’re part of the package from cutting my springs

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don’t like what they’re seeing
They’re all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!

When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I’m such a stud after cutting my springs...
Why can’t I get a date?

omg hahah no way, the best song ever man, props to you! haha

JKIM1979 · 01-11-2008, 05:35 PM

I agree with everything..but you really think Blacklines are rice? I still think that looks pretty good on a E90.

scottwww · 01-11-2008, 05:59 PM

Painted side reflectors
Any stickers
Wing on the trunk
BOV

kyoko · 01-11-2008, 06:19 PM

I didn't even bother reading the rest of this thread but debadging isn't rice... a 328, 335 or m3... and putting m on your car isn't rice either.... M is for motorsport and there are plenty of factory m parts that are on non ///m cars... Putting ///m3 on a car that's not isn't rice either, it's just trying to pass your ride for something it's not... Perhaps you guys need to get a reality check of what rice really is...

dlwhite · 02-22-2008, 01:27 PM

Ok...how about putting an 'M' badge on car while it still has 3XXi badge on it?

NoKids · 02-22-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Angeles

RICE? You're really gonna make a thread based on a derogatory prejudice-based term?

WOW! What the fuck?!

This ricer shit is ridiculous.

You wanna know the definitition of RICER: It's like the nice way of calling an Asian a 'chink'.

and look how popular derogatory threads are!

imo, anything that's not done at the dealer is rice (because you're cheap, just like rice).
oh no, i bought my tires at tirerack, noooo fuuckk i'm such a cheap bastard ricer.

Hawkeye · 02-22-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kyoko

I didn't even bother reading the rest of this thread but debadging isn't rice... a 328, 335 or m3... and putting m on your car isn't rice either.... M is for motorsport and there are plenty of factory m parts that are on non ///m cars... Putting ///m3 on a car that's not isn't rice either, it's just trying to pass your ride for something it's not... Perhaps you guys need to get a reality check of what rice really is...

lol, somebody is getting defensive...

That is most definitely rice. Rice to me is when you try to do something to a car that makes it look faster/something it is not while not actually improving anything (Big Wings, Badges of faster cars, fake exaust, etc.)

flyer333 · 02-22-2008, 07:33 PM

LOL i guess i am a ricer then...

E46 Dave · 02-22-2008, 07:40 PM

When you can fit a football in your tailpipe and you have a picnic table on your trunk ( big fugly wing )

11-30-2007, 12:41 AM	#200
martieg Texas 336 Rep 769 Posts Drives: 330i Black Sph PP/SP/NV/MTk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Fake side grills à la Masserati (mostly seen on Altimas)
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11-30-2007, 12:44 AM	#201
NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 372 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	lowered and rims.............now, that's rice --- which is a good thing. __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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12-11-2007, 05:27 PM	#202
penny31 Lieutenant 52 Rep 571 Posts Drives: 2016 m4 - Austin Yellow Join Date: May 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0)	blacklines arentt ricer.. they're mean. __________________ e92 m3 Melbourne Red 6 speed
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12-11-2007, 07:26 PM	#204
madman Major 119 Rep 1,252 Posts Drives: The Above Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lincolnshire, UK iTrader: (0)	When your car looks like this Attached Images __________________ If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
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12-11-2007, 09:16 PM	#205
out4scrilla drive slow homie 16 Rep 654 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: durrty jerz iTrader: (0)	weird i have a black 328i coupe that is debadged looks pretty clean i must say oh well never thought that would be considered ricer at all. People dont even consider my civic ricer, it has tints, HIDs, jdm yellow fogs, but it is boosted
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12-11-2007, 09:49 PM	#206
martieg Texas 336 Rep 769 Posts Drives: 330i Black Sph PP/SP/NV/MTk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	This is cheapo-rice
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12-11-2007, 11:02 PM	#209
AH Major 26 Rep 1,165 Posts Drives: E90 320i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Indonesia iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 E90 [0.00]	It's rice if you can eat it... that's the purpose __________________ Mods: Remus, Blacklines, Hartge, ACS, Breyton, Eibach, 20" Lative
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12-11-2007, 11:37 PM	#210
Los Angeles Steve Forte Rio 153 Rep 2,392 Posts Drives: 08' 328i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 90036 iTrader: (0)	RICE? You're really gonna make a thread based on a derogatory prejudice-based term? WOW! What the fuck?! This ricer shit is ridiculous. You wanna know the definitition of RICER: It's like the nice way of calling an Asian a 'chink'.
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01-11-2008, 05:35 PM	#213
JKIM1979 JKIM1979 0 Rep 18 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Glendale, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 335i (Eleanor) [0.00]	I agree with everything..but you really think Blacklines are rice? I still think that looks pretty good on a E90.
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01-11-2008, 05:59 PM	#214
scottwww Brigadier General 550 Rep 4,760 Posts Drives: 07 BMW 335i, 15 Infiniti Q60S Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	Painted side reflectors Any stickers Wing on the trunk BOV
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01-11-2008, 06:19 PM	#215
kyoko Private First Class 45 Rep 140 Posts Drives: F80, G01 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Raleigh iTrader: (0) Garage List 2017 BMW M3 [0.00] 2018 X3 M40i [0.00]	I didn't even bother reading the rest of this thread but debadging isn't rice... a 328, 335 or m3... and putting m on your car isn't rice either.... M is for motorsport and there are plenty of factory m parts that are on non ///m cars... Putting ///m3 on a car that's not isn't rice either, it's just trying to pass your ride for something it's not... Perhaps you guys need to get a reality check of what rice really is...
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02-22-2008, 01:27 PM	#216
dlwhite First Lieutenant 37 Rep 324 Posts Drives: Sparkling Graphite 2007 335xi Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 335xi [0.00]	Ok...how about putting an 'M' badge on car while it still has 3XXi badge on it? __________________ 1987 Black on Black Mitsubishi Starion ESiR 2007 Sparkling Graphite 335xi
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02-22-2008, 07:33 PM	#219
flyer333 GSS CORP. 81 Rep 1,598 Posts Drives: E90/E93 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada iTrader: (3)	LOL i guess i am a ricer then...
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02-22-2008, 07:40 PM	#220
E46 Dave Enlisted Member 2 Rep 34 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	When you can fit a football in your tailpipe and you have a picnic table on your trunk ( big fugly wing )
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