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      02-04-2016, 07:21 PM   #22397
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This friggin Yukon hardly fits in my garage. Wife walked in the door and the first thing she said was, "that's one ugly behemoth of a truck". lol
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      02-04-2016, 08:51 PM   #22398
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Sure, go on and boast about having a women with a bit of knowledge in your life.
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Sure, go on and boast about having a women with a bit of knowledge in your life.
Uh... ok. The next thing she said was "I bet it drives worse than it looks".
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      02-04-2016, 09:46 PM   #22400
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Can't think of a better time to get a VW, lol... But no... I've always liked the X5D... same neighbor I mentioned in the other thread with the X4M? They have a X5D as well... Sounds beastly when in idle... Louder than my car... =/
X4M...is that a real thing?!

That's almost as magical as my S/C
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Can't think of a better time to get a VW, lol... But no... I've always liked the X5D... same neighbor I mentioned in the other thread with the X4M? They have a X5D as well... Sounds beastly when in idle... Louder than my car... =/
X4M...is that a real thing?!

That's almost as magical as my S/C
X4 msport you old fart !!! Pay attention !!!
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Uh... ok. The next thing she said was "I bet it drives worse than it looks".
Those things are as aerodynamic as a card board box...
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X4 msport you old fart !!! Pay attention !!!
....and THIS is any better?!?!?

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....and THIS is any better?!?!?
Is it installed yet?!
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      02-04-2016, 10:22 PM   #22405
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X4 msport you old fart !!! Pay attention !!!
....and THIS is any better?!?!?
Don't you have more important things to do??

Like, oh I dunno, get a S/C installed before 2025?
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Is it installed yet?!
...and the peanut gallery speaks up

At least I get to look at it every time I walk past it in the garage
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Don't you have more important things to do??

Like, oh I dunno, get a S/C installed before 2025?
Yes Ma'am....I mean Grandpa
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...and the peanut gallery speaks up

At least I get to look at it every time I walk past it in the garage
Lol, and I can look at m3's in the parking lot....both aren't doing us much good are they??
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Lol, and I can look at m3's in the parking lot....both aren't doing us much good are they??
...speaking of M3's....
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Don't you have more important things to do??

Like, oh I dunno, get a S/C installed before 2025?
Yes Ma'am....I mean Grandpa
You are old enough to be mine and estoril's father !!!
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You are old enough to be mine and estoril's father !!!
...and this is how you respect your elders!?!?
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...speaking of M3's....
We both have one?
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You are old enough to be mine and estoril's father !!!
...and this is how you respect your elders!?!?
Did you include me in your will??!
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Did you include me in your will??!
Yes, please do!
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Did you include me in your will??!
I did....

It says, shoei and EstorilM specifically and without exception or limitation receive the sum of $1.00 each.

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I already am in alexa's will. Get contents of safe.
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I did....

It says, shoei and EstorilM specifically and without exception or limitation receive the sum of $1.00 each.

You quoted the wrong post...you really are getting old!
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I did....

It says, shoei and EstorilM specifically and without exception or limitation receive the sum of $1.00 each.

You quoted the wrong post...you really are getting old!
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