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Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 12:55 PM

The average number of female orgasmic contractions is 6 to 10 over 5 to 8 seconds.

ASAP · 02-08-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

The human brain weighs about 3 pounds and is 75% water!

Is this female?

UncleWede · 02-08-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

Is this female?

No. Otherwise, there would be a second water-weight ratio for shark week

Sara · 02-08-2016, 02:00 PM

I am so fucking wasted. Sup boys.

Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I am so fucking wasted. Sup boys.

How many posts in a row can you incorporate the word "Fucking"?

Sara · 02-08-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

How many posts in a row can you incorporate the word "Fucking"?

I am so happy the fucking mall is open today. I thought it would be closed but it is fucking open!!!!!

Sara · 02-08-2016, 02:22 PM

I'm so fucking happy.

Sara · 02-08-2016, 02:23 PM

I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?

Biorin · 02-08-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I am so happy the fucking mall is open today. I thought it would be closed but it is fucking open!!!!!

I laughed.

jtodd_fl · 02-08-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm so fucking happy.

Sounds like a Pharrell song... if he weren't a pussy.

jtodd_fl · 02-08-2016, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?

Depends on what is being worn with them.

(Bonus points for continuing the streak of fucking posts.)

Sara · 02-08-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Depends on what is being worn with them.

(Bonus points for continuing the streak of fucking posts.)

My fucking Elizabeth and James Kenna Stealth Dress in black.

jtodd_fl · 02-08-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

My fucking Elizabeth and James Kenna Stealth Dress in black.

I am going to make two assumptions:

- this was supposed to say sheath dress
- the boots are not like total waders

In those cases, I give it an 83% chance of hotness.

Sara · 02-08-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I am going to make two assumptions:

- this was supposed to say sheath dress
- the boots are not like total waders

In those cases, I give it an 83% chance of hotness.

fucking auto correct

Yes. thank you

C5driver · 02-08-2016, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I am so happy the fucking mall is open today. I thought it would be closed but it is fucking open!!!!!

I laughed.

shockin330i · 02-08-2016, 03:28 PM

Afternoon everyone!

Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

Afternoon everyone!

Good evening and good night.

UncleWede · 02-08-2016, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?

Pimping the baby out a little fucking early, no?

Sara · 02-08-2016, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Pimping the baby out a little fucking early, no?

My baby came home from the hospital in a $175 infant Burberry dress. She wore for 1 hr! One fucking hour!!!! And she looked like an angel in it. Her Dads only good for his $$$ and magical sperm.

But back to the topic, my baby has more designer outfits than me!

Axius · 02-08-2016, 06:29 PM

We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.

Should have brought some whiskey shooters.

Biorin · 02-08-2016, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.

Should have brought some whiskey shooters.

I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?

Axius · 02-08-2016, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?

I honestly, do not know how you do it. I would get to work in the morning and start ripping faces off and wear them as masks.

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