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03-03-2016, 06:39 AM	#23761
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3,656 REP 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Goddammit. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-03-2016, 06:40 AM

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I'm having a browout now before bropeller device takes me to visit a broum friend

Wait? Is my translator broken? You're getting a blowout (hairstyle, presumably) before you fly to meet your boyfriend? 1MOREMOD , congrats for having the courage to tell us all!

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03-03-2016, 06:41 AM	#23763
1MOREMOD - 11,829 REP 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Close, said boyfriend may be a chick, it's a catfish thing.
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03-03-2016, 07:59 AM	#23764
1MOREMOD - 11,829 REP 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Heading to LA this am.
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03-03-2016, 08:03 AM

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Wait? Is my translator broken? You're getting a blowout (hairstyle, presumably) before you fly to meet your boyfriend? 1MOREMOD , congrats for having the courage to tell us all!

jtodd_fl It's a bro-out. Get it right

I expect you to be more brofessional in your delivery.

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03-03-2016, 08:18 AM

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My fiance has her 13 year old, former neighbor girl over for 2 days. Pray for me

Here you go...And hope this will help !

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03-03-2016, 08:45 AM

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Here you go...And hope this will help !

This is revenge porn from Belgie. This was his last lover during pre-coital foreplay. hot!

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03-03-2016, 08:48 AM	#23768
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3,656 REP 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Nobody cares about my Forza Porsche Expansion pack? __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-03-2016, 08:52 AM

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Nobody cares about my Forza Porsche Expansion pack?

Real cars. Real. Cars.

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03-03-2016, 08:53 AM

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This is revenge porn from Belgie. This was his last lover during pre-coital foreplay. hot!

I really hate pedo priests .
Actually I was thinking more about a sexy nun ..the moment I saw the cross .
Dammit I need to post a sexy nun in the cool pic thread

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This is revenge porn from Belgie. This was his last lover during pre-coital foreplay. hot!

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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03-03-2016, 08:53 AM

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Nobody cares about my Forza Porsche Expansion pack?

I think I speak for everyone when I say... "No."

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03-03-2016, 08:54 AM

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Real cars. Real. Cars.

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I think I speak for everyone when I say... "No."

You dick! Go to work!

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03-03-2016, 08:58 AM

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You dick! Go to work!

I am sorry, I meant to say "Why yes, positively riveting. Do tell me more about you sitting on the couch with your stick in your hand watching pixels move on your tv."

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03-03-2016, 09:06 AM

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I am sorry, I meant to say "Why yes, positively riveting. Do tell me more about you sitting on the couch with your stick in your hand watching pixels move on your tv."

Well, allow me to elaborate, then!

......not.

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03-03-2016, 09:26 AM	#23776
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03-03-2016, 09:33 AM

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When did tranny stewardesses become a thing

Pics or you are full of shit!!!

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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03-03-2016, 09:33 AM

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When did tranny stewardesses become a thing

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When did tranny stewardesses become a thing

"I'm just stirring your drink, sir."

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03-03-2016, 09:35 AM

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When did tranny stewardesses become a thing

Bro...You mean something like this ?

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03-03-2016, 09:47 AM	#23781
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03-03-2016, 10:02 AM	#23782
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