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      07-23-2023, 09:54 AM   #2377
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Not sure if this is exactly true but might not be far off from what I've seen.
From what I saw decades ago when I had to clean two of them as a small part of my job when I was in school, I would say that this illustration is accurate.....
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From what I saw decades ago when I had to clean two of them as a small part of my job when I was in school, I would say that this illustration is accurate.....
When I was 16 I had a summer job at Big Tub Lodge in Tobermory. One of my many jobs was to clean the bathrooms in the campground. I learned early that people aren't right.
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      07-23-2023, 02:24 PM   #2382
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Not sure if this is exactly true but might not be far off from what I've seen.
People can be gross pigs! What the hell is it that brings out the worst in some people in a public bathroom? Because they know they can get away with it? I don't get it.
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What the hell is it that brings out the worst in some people in a public bathroom?
Explosive diarrhea, but I'm not a medical expert.....
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Explosive diarrhea, but I'm not a medical expert.....
Maybe from too much spicy and questionable food, like in this clip.

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Not sure if this is exactly true but might not be far off from what I've seen.
I don't know what is wrong with folks. I imagine the 1st dude at the urinal (after the restroom was just cleaned) drips on the floor. So, the next dude, not wanting get it on his shoes, stands back even further, exacerbating the problem until no one can get more than 3 feet in the door without walking on piss. I guess there's no shortage of short peckers.
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People can be gross pigs! What the hell is it that brings out the worst in some people in a public bathroom? Because they know they can get away with it? I don't get it.
I'll never say "I've seen it all", but not much surprises me anymore.
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Maybe from too much spicy and questionable food, like in this clip.

I remember when I saw that scene in the movie I almost pee'd my pants. Sorry, but I got in for the sophomoric bathroom humour.
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I don't know what is wrong with folks. I imagine the 1st dude at the urinal (after the restroom was just cleaned) drips on the floor. So, the next dude, not wanting get it on his shoes, stands back even further, exacerbating the problem until no one can get more than 3 feet in the door without walking on piss. I guess there's no shortage of short peckers.
You ever been to the French Quarter in NOLA? I swear folks (men and women) just open the washroom door and piss from the threshold in the general direction of the bowl.
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You ever been to the French Quarter in NOLA? I swear folks (men and women) just open the washroom door and piss from the threshold in the general direction of the bowl.
Never been myself. If ever I go I'll remember to pee the way that is customary.
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