[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Kwando

When no one wants to decide where to eat...then there's an awkward silence. I lose my shit every time; someone just say something, dammit.

Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

nailed it. totally forgot this one. this shit happens alllllllllllll the time.

everyone's two favorite restaurants are "i dont care" and "it doesn't matter"

How about the times where they SAY something to the tunes of "I don't care", then you blurt out a suggestion and THEN that's where best case, they object to the first thing you say, all the way to a HUGE debacle that lasts HOURS? The following actually happened to me once with me and a neighbor at 9PM (in some fairness he was a bit drunk):
* "Hey how about Chipotle?" "Nah, I'm not in the mood for Mexican food"
* "Sushi?" "I don't like raw fish" "You can get a teriyaki bowl..." "Not a big fan"
[after many minutes of deliberation covering just about every region of food and restaurant in the area, we finally agree on Denny's and I drive there, only to sit down and already order... To be canceled 2 minutes later in favor of pizza, then another debate on where we want to order from and what toppings. We settle on Papa John's... Then realize they've closed only 5 minutes ago. I gave up and had leftovers despite REALLY having my appetite prepped for a pizza]

[DemolitionJim]

NEFARIOUS,

spot on.

i love when i hear "you pick" and get that groan like "wtf would you pick that place?".

another great one is the "let's just start driving and stop some place we find on the road." ya that's fine but when gas is $4.45 for premium and it's raining (and i can't have the windows down in cruising mode), we are going somewhere close that isn't packed.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

another great one is the "let's just start driving and stop some place we find on the road." ya that's fine but when gas is $4.45 for premium and it's raining (and i can't have the windows down in cruising mode), we are going somewhere close that isn't packed.

They just want to sit in your M3 ... I know the feeling all too well since I sometimes deal with younger people who have never sat in a BMW before.

[JasonCSU]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

How about when you're at the gate at the airport and they say "We're going to start boarding with zone 1" and the entire fucking plane crowds around the gate.

That is always infuriating. If it's not your turn, then sit the f*ck down and wait to be called.

[JasonCSU]

Originally Posted by Kwando

When no one wants to decide where to eat...then there's an awkward silence. I lose my shit every time; someone just say something, dammit.

No doubt. In these cases, I'll then typically pick a place only to have someone complain about it once we're there. "Wait a second, I thought you said you didn't care where we eat?"

[dreamingat30fps]

Originally Posted by JasonCSU

No doubt. In these cases, I'll then typically pick a place only to have someone complain about it once we're there. "Wait a second, I thought you said you didn't care where we eat?"

At one of my old jobs we made a random restaurant picker which we loaded with all the local places we would typically go to. If you didn't like what it picked, tough shit gtfo!

[Dominic_M]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

How about when you're at the gate at the airport and they say "We're going to start boarding with zone 1" and the entire fucking plane crowds around the gate.

Ohh my God yes!!!

[808@702]

Originally Posted by 335is808

Where do you work lemme come apply lol. I have not heard of the hawaiian time and I've been on this dreaded rock almost my whole life.

You never heard of Hawaiian Time? Whoa brah you gotta hang out wid da locals more often.

[WyattHerb]

Grown folks who beg for attention.
Yuppies who ride a Harley wearing brand new leather and walk around like they're bad ass.
Chewing tobacco/spitting.
The heroin epidemic.

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

My friend just posted this in Facebook, which does remind me... The worst is when you finally get your chance, the subject has been changed a couple of times so it'll too awkward to bring the subject back up.

Ah so true! I recently hung out with some people and we were talking about traveling. So I brought up my recent trip to Europe. I got about a minute in when some guy cut me off and started talking about cars. He talked so much and in the end we veered off to a kazillion different topics. I figured I wasn't going to get to finish my story so I went along with the topics.

[WyattHerb]

Oh, also people who order a cheap mixed drink like a vodka/cranberry and then complain that they can't taste the alcohol.

[NemesisX]

Originally Posted by WyattHerb

Oh, also people who order a cheap mixed drink like a vodka/cranberry and then complain that they can't taste the alcohol.

I always thought maximizing the ratio of (alcohol content) : (alcohol taste) was a virtue of high quality alcoholic beverages

[BayMoWe335]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Lol, I didn’t make it all the way home but I had to get back in the drive thru because they forgot my fries.
When I pulled up and told her she actually accused me of trying to con her just so I can get an extra order of fries. I pull up in a $50K car but I’m gonna shit you out of a $1.00 bag of fries?? I said get the McManager out here…….. I got my fries

Car could be a lease.

[954Stealth]

When you're in traffic and the dude in front of you makes eye contact through his outside mirror and then you have to do all kinds of shit just to not make eye contact again like check you phone and change the radio but you just know that guy is still looking and its freaking weird. But it's traffic so you can't go around. I hate that.

[gatorfast]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

When you're in traffic and the dude in front of you makes eye contact through his outside mirror and then you have to do all kinds of shit just to not make eye contact again like check you phone and change the radio but you just know that guy is still looking and its freaking weird. But it's traffic so you can't go around. I hate that.

Sunglasses man! Then you can just stare right at him in stealth mode.

[Kwando]

People who post pics or statuses on Facebook that ask for "Likes" or "Share ifs". No, fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. No one cares.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Kwando

People who post pics or statuses on Facebook that ask for "Likes" or "Share ifs". No, fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. No one cares.

That's strong language for a Canadian.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by BMW E90

Ah so true! I recently hung out with some people and we were talking about traveling. So I brought up my recent trip to Europe. I got about a minute in when some guy cut me off and started talking about cars. He talked so much and in the end we veered off to a kazillion different topics. I figured I wasn't going to get to finish my story so I went along with the topics.

It's always the stuff that you're REALLY happy or passionate about that gets left in the the dust...

[N55]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

People who fart and pretend nothing just happened. I heard you...at least say sorry.

What if it was a ninja silent fart?

[N55]

When i'm washing my car and people who walk/drive by and say either \

"You missed a spot" and/or "Mine next?"

FCKING LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET A MAN CLEAN HIS DAMN CAR!!!!!!

[N55]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Lol, I didn’t make it all the way home but I had to get back in the drive thru because they forgot my fries.
When I pulled up and told her she actually accused me of trying to con her just so I can get an extra order of fries. I pull up in a $50K car but I’m gonna shit you out of a $1.00 bag of fries?? I said get the McManager out here…….. I got my fries

This literally just happened to me last week. I went to Arby's and I didn't get my Curley Fries.

I asked the lady at the window if everything was in there, she said yes. Checked it while I was driving away from the drive thru window, damn fries weren't in there.

So I went back through the drive thru, I had to wait 10 minutes due to a long ass line. The food was cold.. I flipped bat shit on the lady at the window. She said that she was 100% sure the fries were in there, and I was trying to get an extra order of fries. I said "Don't even pull that sh*t! I pull up in a $60k car and you are accusing me of screwing you for FRIES?! are you serious!? Where's the Manager?" I got my whole meal replaced and got to keep the old one. (They prob spit in the replacement so I didn't eat it and ate the original. lol)

[NemesisX]

Originally Posted by N55

This literally just happened to me last week. I went to Arby's and I didn't get my Curley Fries.

I asked the lady at the window if everything was in there, she said yes. Checked it while I was driving away from the drive thru window, damn fries weren't in there.

So I went back through the drive thru, I had to wait 10 minutes due to a long ass line. The food was cold.. I flipped bat shit on the lady at the window. She said that she was 100% sure the fries were in there, and I was trying to get an extra order of fries. I said "Don't even pull that sh*t! I pull up in a $60k car and you are accusing me of screwing you for FRIES?! are you serious!? Where's the Manager?" I got my whole meal replaced and got to keep the old one. (They prob spit in the replacement so I didn't eat it and ate the original. lol)

Please tell me you didn't actually say that

That reminds me, I don't understand why fast food workers are so intent on throwing away food perfectly good food if they screw up an order.

I was at Popeyes one day and I ordered a 3 piece dinner with 2 thighs and and a wing. I received, I think, 2 legs and a thigh or something, so I bring my box back up to the counter and politely bring this to their attention. They bring me another box with 2 thighs and a wing, but they also take the original box and throw it away. I'm thinking damnit at least let me give it to some poor homeless guy or something .

Granted, maybe I'm being unreasonably nit-picky for wanting my order to be exactly correct. However, in my defense, if I had known that they were just going to waste food by throwing my original order away I probably wouldn't have bothered fixing it. I would've just eaten the original, incorrect order (2 legs and a thigh).