Help with a Date!!

Douche · 04-13-2015, 09:51 PM

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By the way, they are all nuts.

Seriously, maybe not all but a great proportion are dead set crazy. Especially middle class and up with no perspective on life, be careful who you end up with.

Trust me: all.

I should know, don't ask me why...

But I've seen enough, and they all even agree. Ask my wife. She'll tell you the same.

But I guess it takes crazy to be with somebody like me too, so not complaining lol.

UncleWede · 04-14-2015, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche

Trust me: all.

Of course, present forum company excluded

Flying Ace · 04-14-2015, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Hopefully she's not a stage 5 clinger

Explain more!

EJT86 · 04-14-2015, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

Explain more!

I'll refer you to the great American Classic "wedding crashers" many life lessons are taught in that film

Flying Ace · 04-14-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

I'll refer you to the great American Classic "wedding crashers" many life lessons are taught in that film

redheads are clingers and at times like to abuse their boyfriends?

1MOREMOD · 04-14-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

redheads are clingers and at times like to abuse their boyfriends?

its a known fact.

EJT86 · 04-14-2015, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

redheads are clingers and at times like to abuse their boyfriends?

Spot on!

Flying Ace · 04-14-2015, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

its a known fact.

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Spot on!

In this case, I'd like to get one as my mistress. Where do I buy one? Is there a form or application process to go through?

EJT86 · 04-14-2015, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

In this case, I'd like to get one as my mistress. Where do I buy one? Is there a form or application process to go through?

I'd say you could easily have one sent via mail order

squishy · 04-14-2015, 03:26 PM

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redheads are clingers and at times like to abuse their boyfriends?

What kind of bitch ass man gets abused by their bitch?

Joekerr · 04-14-2015, 03:30 PM

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In this case, I'd like to get one as my mistress. Where do I buy one? Is there a form or application process to go through?

England, Ireland, or the greatest place of all, Scotland. Either of these places has an abundance of gingers.

If you were to go on April 20, 2015, that would probably be best, since it is anticipated to be "Kick a Ginger" day. I suspect this would be the very best day to offer one safe harbour in the US of A.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...lchildren.html

EJT86 · 04-14-2015, 04:37 PM

Beware though...gingers have no souls

upstatedoc · 04-14-2015, 06:20 PM

Dosturbos · 04-14-2015, 11:12 PM

They're all fucking nuts, but they're fun and fascinating...sometimes, and they have this magical thing I love called a vagina.
TRUTH

1MOREMOD · 04-15-2015, 01:33 AM

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In this case, I'd like to get one as my mistress. Where do I buy one? Is there a form or application process to go through?

Don't think you could handle that.

ashtaron14 · 04-15-2015, 03:10 AM

Man... I'm actually somewhat disappointed that it didn't work out. So shouldn't the OP be posting more now?

Or was that the GF that posted on his Behalf?

Billup · 04-15-2015, 07:58 AM

OP never had a GF..., he never even had his car.

Douche · 04-15-2015, 08:01 AM

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OP never had a GF..., he never even had his car.

Granny pricking not putting it in the ass like he should... Ask any girlfriend, any real girlfriend:

EJT86 · 04-15-2015, 09:08 AM

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Granny pricking not putting it in the ass like he should... Ask any girlfriend, any real girlfriend:

It doesn't matter whether you put in just the tip or the whole shaft...fucking is fucking

Douche · 04-15-2015, 09:47 AM

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Granny pricking not putting it in the ass like he should... Ask any girlfriend, any real girlfriend:

It doesn't matter whether you put in just the tip or the whole shaft...fucking is fucking

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Flying Ace · 04-15-2015, 11:35 AM

You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be a ball gag.

Douche · 04-15-2015, 12:36 PM

-Are you sure about this?
-I owe you a 10 minute dick squat.

Friends forever

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