Quirks about your fellow forum members - Share!!

myzmak · 03-02-2016, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

My friend had little business card sized cards made up that read something like this:

Thanks a lot for double parking. I had to walk two blocks because this spot was not available. May 1,000,000 maggots infest your crotch. Have a nice day.

Nice.

I like the personal touch of a handwritten note, though. I actually keep the pad of paper in the car now just for this.

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by myzmak

Nice.

I like the personal touch of a handwritten note, though. I actually keep the pad of paper in the car now just for this.

Very nice. Nothing says class like a handwritten FU.

shoei · 03-02-2016, 11:27 AM

Oh man, I just saw this... I'm really sorry about my parking job, Myz... I'll do better next time...

Seriously though, we had similar encounters this morning... Unfortunately, I didn't take my car where I keep these cards a friend of mine got me... But first, the enormous car that's difficult to keep in the lines... Nobody to his right FYI and it's 7am when whole foods just opened, so it's not like parking lot was full...

shoei · 03-02-2016, 11:27 AM

And the card..

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh man, I just saw this... I'm really sorry about my parking job, Myz... I'll do better next time...

Seriously though, we had similar encounters this morning... Unfortunately, I didn't take my car where I keep these cards a friend of mine got me... But first, the enormous car that's difficult to keep in the lines... Nobody to his right FYI and it's 7am when whole foods just opened, so it's not like parking lot was full...

I tried really hard to understand this.

shoei · 03-02-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I tried really hard to understand this.

Let me make it easier for you?

Car not in lines. Problems in empty parking lot. Bad drivers and worse parking job.

Better?

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Let me make it easier for you?

Car not in lines. Problems in empty parking lot. Bad drivers and worse parking job.

Better?

gtron? Is that you?

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Let me make it easier for you?

Car not in lines. Problems in empty parking lot. Bad drivers and worse parking job.

Better?

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

gtron? Is that you?

MKSixer · 03-02-2016, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by myzmak

Nice.

I like the personal touch of a handwritten note, though. I actually keep the pad of paper in the car now just for this.

I like the Mickey Mouse version. Nothing says FU like Mickey giving you the finger!

myzmak · 03-02-2016, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I like the Mickey Mouse version. Nothing says FU like Mickey giving you the finger!

M-I-C

K-E-Y

F-U-C-K-U!

ASBSECU E93 · 03-02-2016, 01:58 PM

myzmak - Somewhere, "Ross" is plotting the slow and demented torture of the person using his stationary for 'ASSHOLE' notes

Oh - BTW, Tom Brady is a fine human being!! He will likely be president of these United States on day

And - speaking of POTUS, how about that Trump Super Tuesday showing

rohitsja · 03-02-2016, 03:49 PM

This is what I imagine F30lolz would say.

F30lolz · 03-02-2016, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rohitsja

This is what I imagine F30lolz would say.

No, not my Corona

rohitsja · 03-02-2016, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

No, not my Corona

It was an empty bottle, relax.

F30lolz · 03-02-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by rohitsja

It was an empty bottle, relax.

Seeing you post outside of the banned thread makes me

ASBSECU E93 · 03-02-2016, 04:03 PM

^+1

Bromance

minn19 · 03-02-2016, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by myzmak

For some quirks I have learned:

Lups secretly loves listening to easy listening FM stations. All James Taylor and Whitney Houston all the time.

GrussGott has spent more money on cold coffee presses in the last year than most of you spent on your cars.

Wah is a dentist. Like, fuck, gross man. How much quirkier can you get?

Biorin wishes desperately she were a lawyer. She should be one.

bimmette knows where the bodies are hidden. Don't fuck with her.

minn19 has an unhealthy obsession with spinning rods. or something like that.

C5driver is really Donald Trump

ASBSECU E93 is torn between his love of his family and his deep, dark, secret, throbbing, animal lust for tom brady. It. Tears. Him. The. Fuck. Up. Inside. Plus donkeys.

Phew, thanks for at least putting "spinning" in front of "rods."

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by minn19

Phew, thanks for at least putting "spinning" in front of "rods."

A Gophers hockey fan gets a pass for liking any kind of rod. Nice!

1MOREMOD · 03-02-2016, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Every post by jtodd_fl is awesome.

Every post by 1MOREMOD is epically lacking punctuation and emotion.

Every post by Axius is something I would say.

Every post by M3 Number 86 is related to Excel.

Every post by Mr Tonka is related to sexual positions and boobs in the last 5 posts of 3/1/2016.

Every post by swagon is in defense of the ///M2.

Aliens have no emotions, didn't spock teach you anything?

1MOREMOD · 03-02-2016, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Every post by Nef is a novel instead of straight to the point.

Every post by Tonka is about his bikes and bike shorts.

Every post by Grimlock is hardly ledgible.

Every post by Biorin makes me want to get into finance so I can talk smart and stuff.

Every post by ASBSECU is about some fictionary SC that's never going to get installed.

Every post by Sara makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Every post by Verbiage makes me wonder why he hasn't been in OT sooner.

Every post by C5driver makes me wonder if she is really a girl or not.

Every post by 1Mod makes me realize he is unstable and want to go help him out with his new gun obsession.

I'm not unstable, I barely shot anything today you fucktard.

rohitsja · 03-02-2016, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Aliens have no emotions, didn't spock teach you anything?

Banned for bringing spock into this.

ASBSECU E93 · 03-02-2016, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rohitsja

Banned for bringing spock into this.

EVERYONE....shhhhh....

you'll spook rohitsja

he'll not likely leave the banned thread again for some time

03-02-2016, 11:27 AM	#223
shoei Banned 7780 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Oh man, I just saw this... I'm really sorry about my parking job, Myz... I'll do better next time... Seriously though, we had similar encounters this morning... Unfortunately, I didn't take my car where I keep these cards a friend of mine got me... But first, the enormous car that's difficult to keep in the lines... Nobody to his right FYI and it's 7am when whole foods just opened, so it's not like parking lot was full... Attached Images
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03-02-2016, 11:27 AM	#224
shoei Banned 7780 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	And the card.. Last edited by shoei; 03-02-2016 at 11:33 AM.. Reason: hate the mobile app...
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03-02-2016, 03:49 PM	#232
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	This is what I imagine F30lolz would say. Attached Images
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