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      03-18-2016, 06:06 AM   #24333
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Had two tall ass mugs at the Mexican restaurant and 3 fat tires during the billiards tourney.


Got up at 4:50 for work..., didn't realize out of regular tea to kick off the morning, that's irritating.
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He's just a young fanboy with na M2 on order.

F87Post has become an M3-hating place where videos get reposted four times and questions like "what will it be like to drive; better than my Coupe De Ville on D's?" asked.




Yeah, that's why I'm not on there as much. The only reason I saw it was because I look at the BP homepage for news.
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Had two tall ass mugs at the Mexican restaurant and 3 fat tires during the billiards tourney.


Got up at 4:50 for work..., didn't realize out of regular tea to kick off the morning, that's irritating.
Haha. Lightweight! I mean, sorry man. Good luck.
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      03-18-2016, 06:25 AM   #24336
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He's just a young fanboy with na M2 on order.

F87Post has become an M3-hating place where videos get reposted four times and questions like "what will it be like to drive; better than my Coupe De Ville on D's?" asked.




Yeah, that's why I'm not on there as much. The only reason I saw it was because I look at the BP homepage for news.
You're just hating. You had to cancel your M2 order and now you have to settle for a crappy M3 barge. Newb. Getting a convertible also?
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      03-18-2016, 06:26 AM   #24337
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Had two tall ass mugs at the Mexican restaurant and 3 fat tires during the billiards tourney.


Got up at 4:50 for work..., didn't realize out of regular tea to kick off the morning, that's irritating.
There's no tea at work? Unless that's what you mean.
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      03-18-2016, 06:35 AM   #24338
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Haha. Lightweight! I mean, sorry man. Good luck.
Meh, I don't have a headache or anything. Did have a miller fortune when I got home around 10 too. That was tasty.


I just want some tea since I've kicked coffee. I'm just thirsty and this warm water isn't really doing much.

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There's no tea at work? Unless that's what you mean.
There is, but that requires walking to the front of the plant which is like..., 5 mins away, and it's Friday and definitely don't feel like doing shit. I'll get one later.
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LOL at drinking warm water!
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Haha. Lightweight! I mean, sorry man. Good luck.
Meh, I don't have a headache or anything. Did have a miller fortune when I got home around 10 too. That was tasty.


I just want some tea since I've kicked coffee. I'm just thirsty and this warm water isn't really doing much.

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There's no tea at work? Unless that's what you mean.
There is, but that requires walking to the front of the plant which is like..., 5 mins away, and it's Friday and definitely don't feel like doing shit. I'll get one later.
This calls for a little bit of the hair of the dog.
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      03-18-2016, 06:42 AM   #24341
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LOL at drinking warm water!
It's pretty gross, but it's water..., need it to live right?

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This calls for a little bit of the hair of the dog.
Oh no, I keep myself shaven, but thanks for your concern.
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      03-18-2016, 06:46 AM   #24342
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Oh no, I keep myself shaven, but thanks for your concern.
Just....eww. Somethings cannot be unimagined.
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But why does it have to be warm? At least add some honey.
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Had two tall ass mugs at the Mexican restaurant and 3 fat tires during the billiards tourney.


Got up at 4:50 for work..., didn't realize out of regular tea to kick off the morning, that's irritating.
Nobody has time for this. Get it right, partner. We can't advise others on stuff if we can't get our stuff right.
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This calls for a little bit of the hair of the dog.
A glass of water, before bed works wonders. If not, then HOTD is definitely indicated!
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A glass of water, before bed works wonders. If not, then HOTD is definitely indicated!
"Good morning folks. Thanks for joining me for our 8am prep meeting. I'd like to start with a little toast..."

Best way to start a meeting on the morning after!
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      03-18-2016, 07:12 AM   #24347
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"Good morning folks. Thanks for joining me for our 8am prep meeting. I'd like to start with a little toast..."

Best way to start a meeting on the morning after!
The BEST!

I know a guy who actually ordered breakfast WITH a beer AND had it delivered to the meeting room after a universally tough night. No shit!

He was promoted to soon afterwards. True story.
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The BEST!

I know a guy who actually ordered breakfast WITH a beer AND had it delivered to the meeting room after a universally tough night. No shit!

He was promoted to soon afterwards. True story.
I don't use emojis very often. However - #worth
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Just....eww. Somethings cannot be unimagined.
Hey, just wanted to remind you that I'm nice and well kept. I even do my own laundry and cooking.

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But why does it have to be warm? At least add some honey.
Honey to room temp water? Gross. Honey? Gross.

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Nobody has time for this. Get it right, partner. We can't advise others on stuff if we can't get our stuff right.
Holy shit, you're right! Stuff will never get done right if we can't keep our own stuff in line. Think of all the stuff! The poor poor stuff! Just teared up a little bit.
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Dude there is nothing more gross than drinking warm water.


Maybe drinking Pepto-Bismol, but warm water? C'mon son. LOL.
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Dude there is nothing more gross than drinking warm water.


Maybe drinking Pepto-Bismol, but warm water? C'mon son. LOL.
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Dude there is nothing more gross than drinking warm water.


Maybe drinking Pepto-Bismol, but warm water? C'mon son. LOL.
Water is water. I don't care the temp. I'll drink hot water that's been sitting in the car in the middle of summer.

Water. Beer. Tea. Bacon. Pussy.


The core food groups.
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Water is water. I don't care the temp. I'll drink hot water that's been sitting in the car in the middle of summer.

Water. Beer. Tea. Bacon. Pussy.


The core food groups.
You, sir, are weird AF.



I like it, actually.
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