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      04-21-2021, 07:13 PM   #2421
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In other news, it looks like we deployed a team last night to assist (...a.k.a...protect the ruling elite) L.A. County D.A. Gascon. Apparently protestors were swarming his location. Interesting that he is pro-criminal, but wants protection from them.
Gascon is a hypocrite!! our Mobile Field Force were on standby yesterday but never activated.
How many deputies do they put on your MFF roster?
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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this afternoon. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC'd into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange (...it loaded out of order; the middle text is 1st, the first text is 2nd and the third text is 3rd):

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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this morning. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC's into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange:
She had more than two glasses of wine.
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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this morning. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC's into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange:
She had more than two glasses of wine.
Agreed! They always say, "two."
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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this morning. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC's into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange:
She had more than two glasses of wine.
Agreed! They always say, "two."
That the one you were discussing last week?

Maybe it was fortified wine and she didn't know
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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this morning. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC's into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange:
She had more than two glasses of wine.
Agreed! They always say, "two."
That the one you were discussing last week?

Maybe it was fortified wine and she didn't know
No, this just happened today. Totally out of left field and involving somebody who I figured had more sense. This is going to cost her. Orange County is pretty strict with their DUI punishments.
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Agreed! They always say, "two."
It should be added to the other great lies, I love you, the check is in the mail, I only had two beers and what's the other one again?
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what's the other one again?

I'm still a virgin?
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Orange County is pretty strict with their DUI punishments.
As they should be frankly. I know things happen, but this is one I have little sympathy for
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How many deputies do they put on your MFF roster?
Well each squad has a Sgt. then about 25 deputies or so that includes the SET and POP teams.
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How many deputies do they put on your MFF roster?
Well each squad has a Sgt. then about 25 deputies or so.
Damn! You guys get loaded. We get maybe 10 plus a Sergeant.
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Damn! You guys get loaded. We get maybe 10 plus a Sergeant.
Well majority are from SET (8) and POP (6) then at least 10 patrol deps. Each station has the same amount here in RIVCO.
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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this morning. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC's into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange:
She had more than two glasses of wine.
Agreed! They always say, "two."
That the one you were discussing last week?

Maybe it was fortified wine and she didn't know
No, this just happened today. Totally out of left field and involving somebody who I figured had more sense. This is going to cost her. Orange County is pretty strict with their DUI punishments.
As they should. I don't feel sorry for anyone who gets a DUI, also harsher punishments
should be given in my opinion.

What was she trying to accomplish texting you? A "get out of jail" for free card? Lol
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...A friend of mine - who knows better - netted herself a DUI this morning. She had two glasses of wine at lunch and TC's into a patrol car. SFST's were performed and she blew a .18. She was subsequently arrested. She had the officer text me. At first I thought I was talking to her, but later realized I was talking to the officer. Here's a portion of the text exchange:
She had more than two glasses of wine.
Agreed! They always say, "two."
That the one you were discussing last week?

Maybe it was fortified wine and she didn't know
No, this just happened today. Totally out of left field and involving somebody who I figured had more sense. This is going to cost her. Orange County is pretty strict with their DUI punishments.
As they should. I don't feel sorry for anyone who gets a DUI, also harsher punishments
should be given in my opinion.

What was she trying to accomplish texting you? A "get out of jail" for free card? Lol
I think that's what she was hoping, but it was far too late for that.


....and in other news, another TC:

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Tiger driving again?









Too soon?
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Too soon?


Never too soon.

This 18 year old dude fell asleep on his way home from work; burning that candle at both ends.
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Well majority are from SET (8) and POP (6) then at least 10 patrol deps. Each station has the same amount here in RIVCO.
We had 1 Sgt. for 8 Constables, right across the city. The smallest platoon I worked on in Toronto was about 15 PC's and the largest was about 50 PC's, every platoon also had CRU and CIB as well. At my biggest station that would add another 20 or so PC's.
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Too soon?
What took so long?
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Agreed! They always say, "two."
Well maybe YOUR definition of a glass doesn't match hers.

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It should be added to the other great lies, I love you, the check is in the mail, I only had two beers and what's the other one again?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
That's not the one he's talking about but funny all the same.
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You chief mention anything about CDC guidelines/fully vaccinated staff, and VOLUNTARY mask in station???

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