[Billup]

What the fuck just happened to my life....

[UncleWede]

Sad news out of Zagat: the two biggest "trends" that people are just sick of getting at restaurants: kale and BACON??????

[upstatedoc]

fuck zagat

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

fuck zagat

and fuck Kale too. That trend needs to die a slow death. Actually it needs to die a fast death. It needs to go back to being a Pizza Hut buffett garnish. I'm going to start breeding caterpillars, beetles, goats so they can go out and kill all the fucking kale plants around here and when the kale is dead on the street I'll spray the shit out of it with Roundup and then burn the pile and then I'll take the burnt leaves and ashes and and send them to Kim Jong Un in a nice FedEx box for him to eat. He'll be fine, he doesn't poop anyway. Goodbye kale ... and good riddance to you and the "kale diet" and "Kale this/kale that/kale toilet paper/kale condoms/kale all-weather tires/kale douche kits/kale footballs" trend that's poisoning society.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

and fuck Kale too. That trend needs to die a slow death. Actually it needs to die a fast death. It needs to go back to being a Pizza Hut buffett garnish. I'm going to start breeding caterpillars, beetles, goats so they can go out and kill all the fucking kale plants around here and when the kale is dead on the street I'll spray the shit out of it with Roundup and then burn the pile and then I'll take the burnt leaves and ashes and and send them to Kim Jong Un in a nice FedEx box for him to eat. He'll be fine, he doesn't poop anyway. Goodbye kale ... and good riddance to you and the "kale diet" and "Kale this/kale that/kale toilet paper/kale condoms/kale all-weather tires/kale douche kits/kale footballs" trend that's poisoning society.

I haven't heard any of this you speak of about kale, is this really a thing?


I only ask because I buy kale regularly, break it into leafs, dust it with salt and pepper, then bake it in the oven at 350° for 10 mins and you end up with kale chips. I use it as a substitute for potato chips.

[UncleWede]

^ not sure if serious but can't totally discount the possiblity

[Billup]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ not sure if serious but can't totally discount the possiblity

Women love a man that can cook. If you make something "healthy" and they've never had before, it's like inserting yourself into them for the first time, with food, saying hey, this is going to be my dick soon, so....,


"boner appetite, ladies"

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

Women love a man that can cook. If you make something "healthy" and they've never had before, it's like inserting yourself into them for the first time, with food, saying hey, this is going to be my dick soon, so....,


"boner appetite, ladies"

[NEFARIOUS]

Don't forget to warm it up with a dryer a bit... Nobody likes cold dinner

[954Stealth]

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[upstatedoc]

[954Stealth]

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[AW335TT]

Bacon!

[NEFARIOUS]

THIS JUST IN: I JUST noticed that 7-Eleven is finally offering bacon-wrapped hot dogs!

Only thing? It's at least at the one on Garvey and Rosemead in El Monte, CA; I haven't seen any at other the 7-Elevens I frequent. Also, It's just "alright" in my book; the flavor of the bacon is kinda subtle (seems like they're the cheap, ultra-thin strips that you can only find at a franchised fast food joint)... Also IMO, it's the grease and half-burning the bacon that actually makes it tasty; putting it on a hot dog roller doesn't allow for either to happen. IMO, the best ones still are the kinds made by an elderly Latina on a griddle jury-rigged from a rolling cart in front of a club at 2AM.

[NEFARIOUS]

Another staple that features bacon? Little Caesars. Even though it's "when you're hungry and broke" AKA lousy pizza, I just heard while I was at the gas station earlier that they're starting to make bacon-wrapped crust pizza. Don't know how much folks here care about Little Caesars (I'm a connoisseur of sorts... If it doesn't have an Italian-sounding name at the very least [Petrillo's, Vittoria's, Bollini's], I'm not going), but just throwing it out there for the latest news on BACON!!

[AW335TT]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

THIS JUST IN: I JUST noticed that 7-Eleven is finally offering bacon-wrapped hot dogs!

Only thing? It's at least at the one on Garvey and Rosemead in El Monte, CA; I haven't seen any at other the 7-Elevens I frequent. Also, It's just "alright" in my book; the flavor of the bacon is kinda subtle (seems like they're the cheap, ultra-thin strips that you can only find at a franchised fast food joint)... Also IMO, it's the grease and half-burning the bacon that actually makes it tasty; putting it on a hot dog roller doesn't allow for either to happen. IMO, the best ones still are the kinds made by an elderly Latina on a griddle jury-rigged from a rolling cart in front of a club at 2AM.

7 11 where I live has had bacon wrapped hot dogs for a very long time.

And yes the street dogs are the best! Street dogs are the in n out of hotdogs

[V1.47fan]

Bacon... Waffle House, Jesus loves me.

[M_Six]

^^^^I want this for dinner!!!

[M_Six]

I need to find this vending machine.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by AW335TT

Bacon!

[V1.47fan]

[NEFARIOUS]

Had the most weirdest screw-up... I order a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger from JTB... SINCE WHEN did it mean 2 patties and a stack of bacon? Oh well, doesn't matter, had bacon; chowed that down like a candy bar. A savory, meaty candy bar.