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      03-02-2016, 09:01 PM   #243
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I'm not unstable, I barely shot anything today you fucktard.
Oh shut up, you did better today than last time and that's always an improvement you pussy mother fucker.
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      03-02-2016, 09:05 PM   #244
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Yes doing better is an improvement, stop the presses Axius has a point. I was showing I'm unstable while saying I wasn't?
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      03-02-2016, 09:31 PM   #245
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You're unstable. I have alcohol separation anxiety at the range, you need to drink more. Makes you more accurate.
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      03-02-2016, 10:39 PM   #246
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      03-02-2016, 11:29 PM   #247
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      03-03-2016, 10:15 AM   #248
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myzmak - Somewhere, "Ross" is plotting the slow and demented torture of the person using his stationary for 'ASSHOLE' notes

Oh - BTW, Tom Brady is a fine human being!! He will likely be president of these United States on day

And - speaking of POTUS, how about that Trump Super Tuesday showing
Given that one of your two parties is currently in the process of electing the Troompa Loompa as its nominee for president, I have no doubt that Cheatin' Tom will be on a ticket too.....
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      03-03-2016, 10:19 AM   #249
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myzmak - Somewhere, "Ross" is plotting the slow and demented torture of the person using his stationary for 'ASSHOLE' notes

Oh - BTW, Tom Brady is a fine human being!! He will likely be president of these United States on day

And - speaking of POTUS, how about that Trump Super Tuesday showing
Given that one of your two parties is currently in the process of electing the Troompa Loompa as its nominee for president, I have no doubt that Cheatin' Tom will be on a ticket too.....
Might as well start getting accustomed to how the words roll off the tongue....

President Trump, and his newly appointed Canadian Ambassador Tom Brady

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      03-03-2016, 10:52 AM   #250
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So then maybe Peyton CAN play one more year?
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      03-03-2016, 10:53 AM   #251
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Might as well start getting accustomed to how the words roll off the tongue....

President Trump, and his newly appointed Canadian Ambassador Tom Brady

Of course it would have to be Canada.... Brady can't face a tough country without his O line.
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      03-03-2016, 11:02 AM   #252
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So then maybe Peyton CAN play one more year?
No! Bad! As if Brady's the big bag wolf scaring him away... I love Peyton but it's time to go. The surgeries did him no favors.
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      03-03-2016, 11:14 AM   #253
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No! Bad! As if Brady's the big bag wolf scaring him away... I love Peyton but it's time to go. The surgeries did him no favors.
I guess I forgot my sarcasm font on that one, sorry
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      03-03-2016, 11:18 AM   #254
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I guess I forgot my sarcasm font on that one, sorry
No, you're good, I just have trouble taking off my "I LOVE PEYTON MANNING" hat sometimes.
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      03-03-2016, 11:19 AM   #255
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Axius is locked up
Not yet at least..., maybe one day. It's on my bucket list.
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      03-03-2016, 12:10 PM   #256
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It's the fucking offseason and ASB is still clenched onto Brady's nuts? His mouth is like the jaws of life on those saggy balls...
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      03-03-2016, 12:30 PM   #257
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It's the fucking offseason and ASB is still clenched onto Brady's nuts? His mouth is like the jaws of life on those saggy balls...
Doesn't matter if it's baseball season, hockey season, or womens basketball season..., ASB's man crush on Brady will always prevail.
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      03-03-2016, 12:34 PM   #258
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This is actually Tom Brady reading a note that ASBSECU E93 sent him in defense that his balls are not saggy. Also, Signature relevant.

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      03-03-2016, 01:03 PM   #259
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This is actually Tom Brady reading a note that ASBSECU E93 sent him in defense that his balls are not saggy. Also, Signature relevant.
You are talking about a lot of balls..
But..I don't see you in the video my friend ?

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      03-03-2016, 01:13 PM   #260
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She's beautiful.
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      03-03-2016, 01:22 PM   #261
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I hope Peyton Manning goes to the Rams.

Considering how dysfunctional the niners are, with the Rams having P manning- that's two teams out of the nfc west not making shit.

Seattle will win the division, With AZ a wild card
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      03-03-2016, 01:49 PM   #262
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She's beautiful.
Because she touches 100 balls ?
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      03-03-2016, 01:51 PM   #263
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Because she touches 100 balls ?
Ummmmmmm. No?


Also, fixed your 2016 rep.
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      03-03-2016, 02:30 PM   #264
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She's beautiful.
Pretty and grabs dez nutz....me likey
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