Confess here

F30lolz · 12-02-2019, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

no clue what to get the wife for xmas?

A Mike Francesa approved snow blower

FuriouslyFast · 12-02-2019, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

no clue what to get the wife for xmas?

Spatula

nyalpine90 · 12-02-2019, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

A Mike Francesa approved snow blower

good one lol

i must admit, she is very handy with tools.

nyalpine90 · 12-02-2019, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Spatula

i should prank her

FuriouslyFast · 12-02-2019, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i should prank her

Can we all conspire on said prank?

pennsiveguy · 12-02-2019, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm with Wede head on this one. Easiest way to accomplish your goal is to take a little walk around the neighbourhood right around the time you want to eat and use your nose. When you come across a house that has a delicious smelling turkey cooking, cause a distraction at the front door and sneak in the back with a pair of oven mitts and extract said turkey pan and all and bring it back to your location.

Great success.

Excellent plan. I believe the technical/legal term for it is "involuntary catering."

1MOREMOD · 12-02-2019, 11:27 AM

Called in sick today.

pennsiveguy · 12-02-2019, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Called in sick today.

I miss the good old days, when you actually had a conversation with someone when you called in sick.

"Yeah, I can't make it in today...sorry."
"Not feeling well?"
"Yeah. Got a vision problem."
"Really, what kind of vision problem?"
"I can't see the point of coming to work today."

1MOREMOD · 12-02-2019, 12:20 PM

Yeah got it covered ahead of time, am sick. Doesnt hurt he's okay tonight and wont miss it

upstatedoc · 12-02-2019, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Called in sick today.

did you get your flu shot this year?

1MOREMOD · 12-02-2019, 02:40 PM

Yes I have given about 1k as well.

Darth One · 12-02-2019, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i should prank her

Good sir, may i suggest giving yourself a brisk slap on the forearm with that spatula before proceeding with this prank?

That way you can be prepared for the most likely initial outcome

Turkish Pickle · 12-02-2019, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Good sir, may i suggest giving yourself a brisk slap on the forearm with that spatula before proceeding with this prank?

That way you can be prepared for the most likely initial outcome

silly goose, a spatula isn't those neon sticks that slap into a bracelet!

CTinline-six · 12-03-2019, 09:18 AM

I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.

cmyx6go · 12-03-2019, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.

Doughnuts! Yay!

nyalpine90 · 12-03-2019, 10:29 AM

had meeting with boss.
i put in my holiday vacation time in.
i gave him a number where i want to be with salary.
last year i decline job offer due to paid family leave, my daughter was born
hopefully he can match number or do better. If the opportunity knocks on my door again.. ADIOS amigo.

FuriouslyFast · 12-03-2019, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.

Vids or pics?

UncleWede · 12-03-2019, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.

Did you borrow my church-bus for 2 minutes?

FuriouslyFast · 12-03-2019, 11:31 AM

I'm a manwhore

Turkish Pickle · 12-03-2019, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I'm a manwhore

it happens to the best of us

colorado.e9x · 12-03-2019, 11:57 AM

Starting a new weight gaining diet..

I'm currently 5'8" 130lbs. Skin an bones basically and I don't eat much. Decided I'd go from my probably 1000 if not less calorie a day to 2700.

Turns out trying to stuff my body full of 800 calories worth of food per meal (which isnt even used to breakfast) in 20 minutes before work is not a good idea. Threw it all up. Time to start over for the day

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Called in sick today, more time to eat

Rmtt · 12-03-2019, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by colorado.e9x

Starting a new weight gaining diet..

I'm currently 5'8" 130lbs. Skin an bones basically and I don't eat much. Decided I'd go from my probably 1000 if not less calorie a day to 2700.

Turns out trying to stuff my body full of 800 calories worth of food per meal (which isnt even used to breakfast) in 20 minutes before work is not a good idea. Threw it all up. Time to start over for the day

:

Called in sick today, more time to eat

I'm your height and this is what I was averaging daily (more on weekends) when I started my bulking after vacation. I dropped it about two weeks ago as I just got tired of eating so much. Now I'm back down in the 3500 range. I dropped some weight, but feel much better!

You have to build up to it. It;s taken me years, but I can diet for vacation and still not go below 3K calories. Just keep at it and maybe start off with a small surplus and let your body get accustomed to it before bumping it up more.

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