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      12-05-2019, 09:53 PM   #2663
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I'm confused: A side-effect of the use of Trulicity is diabetes??? WTF
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An old allegory ...

A horse and a poisonous scorpion were standing at the bank of a river and both wanted to cross the river. Only the horse could swim across the river and the scorpion asked if he could hitch a ride. The horse said yes, but on the condition that the scorpion would promise that he would note bite the horse. The scorpion agreed and promised not to bite.

So the horse let the scorpion climbed up to the back of the horse and the horse then swam across the river. After the horse got through the river, the scorpion before jumping off the horse, he bit the horse.

The horse then said "But you promised not to bite."
The scorpion then said "Well ... I am a scorpion."
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      12-06-2019, 10:40 AM   #2666
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That's what I heard on the ad on TV last night.

<sarcasm>Luckily my meta-thyroid cancer is only type 1, not 2, so I can keep taking it</sarcasm>
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      12-06-2019, 02:42 PM   #2667
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Women would say to each other this about men "A man however nice he is, he is still a man."

Though men don't gossip to each others like girls but they all have a implicit understanding that "A girl however sweet she is, she is still a girl".

And God would sip his wines "aaaaahhhhh .... exactly how I wanted".
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have you been evaluated recently?
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have you been evaluated recently?
It's a fair question for him, but given he lives in the land of nuts and fruits, would he even stand out in an evaluation as abnormal?
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It's a fair question for him, but given he lives in the land of nuts and fruits, would he even stand out in an evaluation as abnormal?
And to make it worse, he can't even spell the name of his hometown...though, in his defense, it does have 4 syllables.
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There was an old poor man who was unable to provide bread for his family. One day he met a devil who promised him if he were to give the devil his soul, he would grant the old man any wish he wanted.

The old man then agreed and gave up his soul to the devil. The devil then asked "What would you want?"

The old man said "I would like everything I touch to become gold so I can provide for my family."
The devil "I will grant you that everything you touch will become gold."

Not believing the devil, the old man then tried to touch the rocks around him. The rocks then suddenly became gold. He then touched the tree next to him and the tree did become gold. So happy then he hurried home to tell his family the good news. Upon he returning home, he then hugged his wife but before he could tell her, his wife turned to gold. He then touched his daughter, she also turned to gold. He then touched his son, his son also turned to gold. And everything he touched from then on would turn to gold.
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I think the forum should have a thread called “westrace’s random musings” that all of this stuff can be moved to
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      12-07-2019, 01:18 AM   #2677
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More like turning beauty into pain and suffering.
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I confess that I absolutely hate my roommate - I had someone come over last night, first thing she says "is there a dog in here?"

impossible to live clean with that kid
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      12-07-2019, 08:36 AM   #2680
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I confess that I absolutely hate my roommate - I had someone come over last night, first thing she says "is there a dog in here?"

impossible to live clean with that kid
Hahaha wow that's pretty bad.
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Hahaha wow that's pretty bad.
dude ya.
it's not even because of the mess because I cleaned up the place earlier
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Ate eggs with the use by date of November 14. Still alive.
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Ate eggs with the use by date of November 14. Still alive.
What did you do with the feathers?
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