05-11-2016, 01:21 PM | #27655 |
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Lol I'm done talking about work while I'm at work.
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05-11-2016, 01:23 PM | #27657 |
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Oh god. I'm a web developer and a couple years ago I had to help a new guy get caught up to speed with the way we do things. I'm sitting next to him and his first task was to import a JavaScript library. I kid you not he starts off with C:\...
I'm sitting there thinking "homie, wtf are you even doing here?!" |
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05-11-2016, 01:23 PM | #27658 |
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You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?
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05-11-2016, 01:23 PM | #27659 |
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05-11-2016, 01:25 PM | #27660 |
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05-11-2016, 01:26 PM | #27661 |
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Seriously, it annoys the shit out of me. Do it at least 5 times a day min.
How do you feel about goatee'd trannies with vaginas? My hormones haven't gone into full effect yet, unlike the operation. |
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05-11-2016, 01:47 PM | #27663 |
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05-11-2016, 01:52 PM | #27665 |
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05-11-2016, 01:55 PM | #27666 |
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"Had"
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05-11-2016, 01:57 PM | #27667 |
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The blowjob was a free preview. I only had it for about thirty seconds.
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05-11-2016, 01:58 PM | #27670 | |
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05-11-2016, 02:00 PM | #27671 |
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Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.
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05-11-2016, 02:06 PM | #27673 | |
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It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.
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05-11-2016, 02:12 PM | #27674 | |
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The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase. |
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05-11-2016, 02:15 PM | #27675 | |
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Well, at least the priorities are in order. It's not always the size of the boat, but the color of the pirate and the spoils of the booty. Never spoil good booty. Real men cry.
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05-11-2016, 02:17 PM | #27676 |
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Easy on the rough anal! No need to have tears and snot all over the snuff pillow!
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