You know you're old when...

1MOREMOD · 06-30-2021, 10:34 AM

I'm gonna go relive my youth by making same mistakes.

rwheels · 06-30-2021, 11:11 AM

It was a joke, but for the sake of vreihen16 it is deleted.

vreihen16 · 06-30-2021, 12:22 PM

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You see the "generation gap" and think...

<<(joke)

...when you make a joke like that at work in a room full of millennials, and spend the rest of your work say on suicide watch with the chief of security sitting in a chair next to your desk!

I attended a morning employee development presentation about humor in the workplace. The presenter was putting attendees on the spot, asking pop questions. He pointed at me, and asked what I considered a good day at the office?

Any day that I don't put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger is a good day at the office for me.

A few of the older people chuckled. The millennials all gasped. Remember, this was a presentation about humor in the workplace.

Suicide jokes don't fly any more.....

King Rudi · 06-30-2021, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you make a joke like that at work in a room full of millennials, and spend the rest of your work say on suicide watch with the chief of security sitting in a chair next to your desk!

I attended a morning employee development presentation about humor in the workplace. The presenter was putting attendees on the spot, asking pop questions. He pointed at me, and asked what I considered a good day at the office?

Any day that I don't put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger is a good day at the office for me.

A few of the older people chuckled. The millennials all gasped. Remember, this was a presentation about humor in the workplace.

Suicide jokes don't fly any more.....

No, they don't. Honestly, I like it when people joke about suicide. It means they've never seen it first hand. I'd rather them joke about it, than know what it looks like.

upstatedoc · 06-30-2021, 01:01 PM

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My other ones gonna be up your ass soon

Alien anal probe?

TKDbilly · 06-30-2021, 02:05 PM

My sister can help ...

kscarrol · 06-30-2021, 03:54 PM

Hmm... Might have to Google Volume One just to see what that looks like!

3.0L · 07-01-2021, 10:14 AM

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Alien anal probe?

Colonoscopy (Steel Eel) once every 10 years.

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 10:30 AM

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Colonoscopy (Steel Eel) once every 10 years.

My second one is due in 2022.

It's really not that bad. More the thought of what they're doing.

Of course, the results could be frightening.

Littlebear · 07-01-2021, 10:42 AM

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My second one is due in 2022.

It's really not that bad. More the thought of what they're doing.

Of course, the results could be frightening.

You kidding?
That prep drink is enough to make me run fast....

(pun intended)

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 10:45 AM

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You kidding?
That prep drink is enough to make me run fast....

What choice do we have? The benefits outweigh the risks.

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 10:47 AM

Early detection...

Littlebear · 07-01-2021, 10:48 AM

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What choice do we have? The benefits outweigh the risks.

My first one I watched on the TV. My second doctor was so bad I had them stop & knock me out.

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 10:52 AM

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What choice do we have? The benefits outweigh the risks.

My first one I watched on the TV. My second doctor was so bad I had them stop & knock me out.

That some TV show, huh?

Would rather be forced to watch a daytime soap.

Littlebear · 07-01-2021, 10:54 AM

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That some TV show, huh?

Strangely compelling....

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

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Originally Posted by Esteban

My second one is due in 2022.

It's really not that bad. More the thought of what they're doing.

Of course, the results could be frightening.

You kidding?
That prep drink is enough to make me run fast....

You know Murf, to be perfectly honest, I forgot about that stuff you have to drink the night before.

Thanks for reminding me.

Littlebear · 07-01-2021, 11:27 AM

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You know Murf, to be perfectly honest, I forgot about that stuff you have to drink the night before.

Thanks for reminding me.

I'm sorry. You don't have to think about it for a few months....

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

You know Murf, to be perfectly honest, I forgot about that stuff you have to drink the night before.

Thanks for reminding me.

I'm sorry. You don't have to think about it for a few months....

Best to remember now… I guess.

Must. Be. Prepared.

J/K it is what it is.

3.0L · 07-01-2021, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

You kidding?
That prep drink is enough to make me run fast....

(pun intended)

MoviPrep with no movie, no popcorn, no Coke.

That stuff is worse than the exam!

Esteban · 07-01-2021, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

You kidding?
That prep drink is enough to make me run fast....

(pun intended)

MoviPrep with no movie, no popcorn, no Coke.

That stuff is worse than the exam!

Yes, agree. Diarrhea all night. Yuck!

auburnf30x · 07-01-2021, 11:47 AM

When you

Wait, what the hell was I posting about?

Littlebear · 07-01-2021, 12:24 PM

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When you

Wait, what the hell was I posting about?

I hope not about a colonoscopy!

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