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      06-06-2009, 04:50 AM   #287
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in the past two days ive cheated twince! lol
i know im an asshole but pussy is so hard to resist when you shitfraced!
i do feel bad though
nah, don't feel bad. that called male nature.
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you guys have to see this video of my buddy trying to say the ABC's lol!!
its seriously the funniest shit ive seen in a long time haha

how do i get it off my phone and onto the board? haha
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      06-06-2009, 04:53 AM   #289
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nah, don't feel bad. that called male nature.
dude i know, but i seriuosly think i might have a problem lol i also fucked a chick ive known my entire life last night. now things are all messed up with us. i dont now what to do with that situatoon now haha
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dude i know, but i seriuosly think i might have a problem lol i also fucked a chick ive known my entire life last night. now things are all messed up with us. i dont now what to do with that situatoon now haha
what are you worried about? life is good.
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what are you worried about? life is good.
as of now, yes it is!

but once i sober up, not so much lol

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as of now, yes it is!

but once i sober up, not so much lol
all you have to do is facepalm for a minute then move on.
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      06-06-2009, 05:08 AM   #293
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i cant believe i've doen this...
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checking in

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      06-08-2009, 01:12 AM   #295
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lmao, this thread is good entertainment, and to the guy who cheated on his significant other, if you did it, i'm sure it'll swing the other way too....as long as you haven't tied the knot, you'll get over it...
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i dont think ive ever been this hungover in my entire life. i hardly remember anything from last night. my clothes smell like beer, cigarette smoke and puke. somehow, for some reason, all the sheets on my bed and pillows are off and on the ground. dear lord i never want to be this hungover ever again
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      06-12-2009, 04:45 AM   #297
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jkust got back from the club!!1!
So many titts and not enough time!! lol
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      06-16-2009, 03:29 AM   #298
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135 post so far, the bet number ever

half a bottle a captian morgan and 6 beers
i love the summer!
btw, why am i the only one who hits up this thread anymore
i now im not the only one who gets drunk! lol
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      06-16-2009, 04:00 AM   #299
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LOL always you
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      06-20-2009, 04:56 AM   #300
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Its me again! lol
Ok, I'm not actually drunk, but I have had a few brews, so I thought I'd share my story haha.

On the way home from the this party, I recieved four compliments on my car, two chicks tried to give me their numbers (again, while driving haha), and one ghetto ass mexican with a pink faux hawk told me "your car's a piece of shit, homie!" (he was driving a 90's model ford explorer that had plastic hub-caps and had been t-boned lol) I smiled and drove off as a cop pulled up behind him.
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      06-20-2009, 02:12 PM   #301
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yeah

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this thrad is hard to find wehn your buzzin
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      06-27-2009, 02:50 AM   #304
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steve checkin in!

of to another party!
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man, oh man, this drinking has to stop. It has led me nowhere and it hasn't really done a damn thing for me? I hope I can get rid of this habit but alcohol is the devil.
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      07-05-2009, 12:58 AM   #306
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going to hit up the palm, then I'll be checking in

4th of July in NOLA ftw.
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cheers bitches
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wow, tonight was eventful!

At a party. Cops show up. They look right at me and tell me to get in line to show them my ID. I slip out the back door, then my brother and I hop a fence and run for our lives. We hide on the side of a house for 20 min, then walk back and see the cops interagating 3 or 4 people on the side of the house. My brother wasnt drinking so he pops my car's trunk, which i climbed into, then drives away. Cops pull him over and breathalize him then let him go. (I had drank 5 beers and had 2 shots of captain morgan 100 proof. Plus, i hadnt eatin dinner... or lunch haha)
tonight was my first encounter with cops at a party.
wtf
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