text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

evotwelve · 03-23-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Augenbrauezug

I work overtime.

ghosthi32 · 03-23-2011, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

she's actually hot, the one eye gives me a bigger target.

yeah she is hot......

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 01:08 AM

How did you find that man, Its supposed to be private

ghosthi32 · 03-23-2011, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

How did you find that man, Its supposed to be private

idk man dark posted it in the chat. he has the same fetish as you.

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 01:20 AM

I think he liked the Unicorn, but it worked out to have a cyclops on it too

bmwmthree · 03-23-2011, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ghosthi32

i <3 gill

the fuck...

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I think he liked the Unicorn, but it worked out to have a cyclops on it too

uhh no...

bmwmthree · 03-23-2011, 03:43 AM

Verbiage · 03-23-2011, 09:17 AM

^^ LOL.

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

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BillLee · 03-23-2011, 11:03 AM

any more pics of that unicorn?

chungdae · 03-23-2011, 11:08 AM

^Have a animalistic, unmerciful pounding session.

-=Hot|Ice=- · 03-23-2011, 11:49 AM

Winner in my book.

jlspeed29 · 03-23-2011, 11:56 AM

this thread just jumped up a star

bumere90 · 03-23-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BillLee

any more pics of that unicorn?

hahaha lol

Wakka · 03-23-2011, 12:40 PM

Daaaamnn collin, very nice catch! i approve of her.

newdadkel · 03-23-2011, 01:18 PM

+1
You get a big boobed hot ass Cyclops..AND A UNICORN???!!!!!!!!!!
Collins in for Mt Olympus

Italteen3 · 03-23-2011, 01:47 PM

I failed first go around. Can't post a screen shot because I have a dumb phone.

Me:Hey beautiful
Krista:Heyyy how are you!
Me:Great, you? I have a question for you
Krista:Yes sir what's your question
Me:When are you going to let me tap that?!?
Krista:Lol realllllyyyy
Me:really really
Krista:Maybe if I saw you once in a blue moon your chances may be higher

Wakka · 03-23-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

I failed first go around. Can't post a screen shot because I have a dumb phone.

Me:Hey beautiful
Krista:Heyyy how are you!
Me:Great, you? I have a question for you
Krista:Yes sir what's your question
Me:When are you going to let me tap that?!?
Krista:Lol realllllyyyy
Me:really really
Krista:Maybe if I saw you once in a blue moon your chances may be higher

that doesnt seeem like a fail that seems like... go hang out with the bitch and she'll let you bang her. All you had to say was 'alright lets pick a date then' or soemthign like that

Augenbrauezug · 03-23-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

I failed first go around. Can't post a screen shot because I have a dumb phone.

Me:Hey beautiful
Krista:Heyyy how are you!
Me:Great, you? I have a question for you
Krista:Yes sir what's your question
Me:When are you going to let me tap that?!?
Krista:Lol realllllyyyy
Me:really really
Krista:Maybe if I saw you once in a blue moon your chances may be higher

This is not a failure, you just need to work on it.

Fuck off creeper, would be an example of failing.

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 02:09 PM

you should have said be over there in 15 minutes

Italteen3 · 03-23-2011, 02:14 PM

Yeah you guys are right lmao. I didn't realize how easy it was. I love how the last thing she tells me is she has a bf. Just got this

"I am actually still with my bf but I'll let you know if we break up lol

"

intensee92 · 03-23-2011, 02:14 PM

thats not a fail. she never said no.

go hang out with her.

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

Yeah you guys are right lmao. I didn't realize how easy it was. I love how the last thing she tells me is she has a bf. Just got this

"I am actually still with my bf but I'll let you know if we break up lol

"

you should of said you have a gold fish, her: what?, you: oh I thought we were talking about things that didnt matter.

I actually used that the other night, girl couldnt believe I used it, she didnt actually have one just asked "well what if I have a bf", trying to see how I would react

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newdadkel Private First Class 61 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	+1 You get a big boobed hot ass Cyclops..AND A UNICORN???!!!!!!!!!! Collins in for Mt Olympus
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Italteen3 Captain 65 Rep 765 Posts Drives: 135i JB Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere..... iTrader: (0)	I failed first go around. Can't post a screen shot because I have a dumb phone. Me:Hey beautiful Krista:Heyyy how are you! Me:Great, you? I have a question for you Krista:Yes sir what's your question Me:When are you going to let me tap that?!? Krista:Lol realllllyyyy Me:really really Krista:Maybe if I saw you once in a blue moon your chances may be higher
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03-23-2011, 02:14 PM	#306
Italteen3 Captain 65 Rep 765 Posts Drives: 135i JB Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere..... iTrader: (0)	Yeah you guys are right lmao. I didn't realize how easy it was. I love how the last thing she tells me is she has a bf. Just got this "I am actually still with my bf but I'll let you know if we break up lol "
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03-23-2011, 02:14 PM	#307
intensee92 Colonel 55 Rep 2,468 Posts Drives: Your Girl Crazy. Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Charlotte iTrader: (12)	thats not a fail. she never said no. go hang out with her.
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