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      06-09-2016, 10:53 AM   #30779
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How are you, Philiippe?
Is all well?
Thank you sir
I'm tired from work , but I'm fine
But for lots of people over here it was "NOT" fine..
Look above this post...
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Our immigrants are dangerous ...Remember Brussels airport and Paris .

Yes I already mowed in the rain , but for the moment the grass is too high to mow in the wet because the last two weeks we had flows of rain , thunderstorms with hail and mudslides went into houses...
We had a disaster zone , and I was lucky that my house is on a hill ..
In short...It was disaster !
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that's neat Ive never been to Belgium outside the usual tourist cities, it kinda looks like the USA
i see so it's completely bogged like it would be counterproductive to try to mow in the mud, i live on the 20th floor of a 40 story building so the only lawn i get is a 1ft*1ft piece of artificial puting turf
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      06-09-2016, 11:03 AM   #30781
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Pardon me...but I truly don't understand why anyone would want to inflict terrorism in Belgium. I mean anywhere for that fact. But BELGIUM?

I used to think it would be one of the safest places to live.
That's really a good joke from you
I don't say more about this because I got my ass banned for it ( 9 weeks ) and it can hurt (religious) people as well .
Serious or not....Let's say just watch CNN my friend ..
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      06-09-2016, 11:09 AM   #30782
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Good evening my friend.
Need to say to you...Good morning brother
Any updates about the/your girls ?

I saw Wendy again today and of course like always her angel smile as well..
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      06-09-2016, 11:14 AM   #30783
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      06-09-2016, 11:15 AM   #30784
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Need to say to you...Good morning brother
Any updates about the/your girls ?

I saw Wendy again today and of course like always her angel smile as well..
You need to grab a coffee with her; as a friend of course.

Been talking with her a lot. Was going to surprise her with coffee, but she went home early that day. That said, she noticed my Snapchat story involving warm donuts.

Coffee and donuts are on the agenda for next week. Her mother also wants to grab lunch lol.
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You need to grab a coffee with her; as a friend of course.

Been talking with her a lot. Was going to surprise her with coffee, but she went home early that day. That said, she noticed my Snapchat story involving warm donuts.

Coffee and donuts are on the agenda for next week. Her mother also wants to grab lunch lol.
I see..
I grab coffee with Wendy everyday at work , which makes things even more complicated...
She said today to me....."If I NOT was married"

Advice:
If you have the chance to meet the mother => Do it my friend !
If you can win with the mother...You won the daughter already !
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Oooooooh mother daughter bang! *HIGH FIVE*
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Oooooooh mother daughter bang! *HIGH FIVE*
Ho....ho...Hold on bro , I meant if the mother likes him , he's a step closer by the daughter as well .
But I want to give you a *HIGH FIVE* as well ..
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I see..
I grab coffee with Wendy everyday at work , which makes things even more complicated...
She said today to me....."If I NOT was married"

Advice:
If you have the chance to meet the mother => Do it my friend !
If you can win with the mother...You won the daughter already !
Get a hall-pass :b. JK. Does she have friends whom are single?


I'm actually on very good terms with both her parents. She wants to try Indian food, but with a real Indian :b.
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Ho....ho...Hold on bro , I meant if the mother likes him , he's a step closer by the daughter as well .
But I want to give you a *HIGH FIVE* as well ..
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....., well if you can bang the mom then that means you're technically a step inside the daughter?
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      06-09-2016, 11:52 AM   #30790
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Get a hall-pass :b. JK. Does she have friends whom are single?


I'm actually on very good terms with both her parents. She wants to try Indian food, but with a real Indian :b.
A real Indian ? WOW !
But...
Do you mean a curry guy ?
Or do you mean a feather guy with eternal hunting grounds ?
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That's really a good joke from you
I don't say more about this because I got my ass banned for it ( 9 weeks ) and it can hurt (religious) people as well .
Serious or not....Let's say just watch CNN my friend ..
Half joking to keep it light. But the other half is serious because it boggles my fucking mind.

Either way, those coward fuckers whom inflict harm on innocent people need to goto hell where they get raped by 72 Mandingos. Or whatever number virgins they claim to have when they goto heaven.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Get a hall-pass :b. JK. Does she have friends whom are single?


I'm actually on very good terms with both her parents. She wants to try Indian food, but with a real Indian :b.
she's using you!

no seriously, i just found out this chick i had been talking to (but not anymore recently, and about to unfollow) has a DAUGHTER
still trying to process if it's real..
I'm such a fool

She's 24/5 and fit as a mother-.. that's why I would've never thought
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A real Indian ? WOW !
But...
Do you mean a curry guy ?
Or do you mean a feather guy with eternal hunting grounds ?
Bro Aatish is our resident Russell Peters. Curry Indian not Feather Indian.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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      06-09-2016, 11:58 AM   #30794
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....., well if you can bang the mom then that means you're technically a step inside the daughter?
You just won the reward of the best joke ever on Bimmerpost !

I just LMFAO !

Ohhh....Christ , this forum !
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Coffee and donuts are on the agenda for next week.
Coffee-donuts in just a week, that pretty fast movement.

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.There is some term in Spanish that sounds like coffee-donuts, but really means intercourse
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she's using you!

no seriously, i just found out this chick i had been talking to (but not anymore recently, and about to unfollow) has a DAUGHTER
still trying to process if it's real..
I'm such a fool

She's 24/5 and fit as a mother-.. that's why I would've never thought
My friend I never believe this because I saw the girl (no joke)
No wait , I saw both girls of him .
She looks really kind , beautiful and honest .
More I cannot share because it's my friend private situation ..
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Coffee-donuts in just a week, that pretty fast movement.

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.There is some term in Spanish that sounds like coffee-donuts, but really means intercourse
coffee-donuts stands for sex in pretty much 95% of languages/cultures because one has a hole and the other is wet
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Bro Aatish is our resident Russell Peters. Curry Indian not Feather Indian.
Just went on Google for the Russell guy , and I don't care what or who my friend is.
Because I am the kind of guy => Once friends => Friends forever .
And I need to say that I really love Indian curry sauce on my rice , of course with chicken .
Anyway thanks for the information
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