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      06-23-2016, 02:32 PM   #31813
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You started it.
im not talking to you anymore

im saving my erections for real women (no offence to anyone etc. etc.)
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      06-23-2016, 02:33 PM   #31814
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LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID
Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.


Classic.
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      06-23-2016, 02:33 PM   #31815
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no farg-ity.. he's all yours
But it's so funny watching you get uncomfortable.
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Bruh... I may or may not have played Orlando in As You Like It at some time in the past.
Please tell me there's a video of this somewhere.
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      06-23-2016, 02:34 PM   #31816
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im not talking to you anymore

im saving my erections for real women (no offence to anyone etc. etc.)
So I'm not a real woman to you? Great, so all this gender transformation surgery has been for naught.
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      06-23-2016, 02:35 PM   #31817
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LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID
Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.


Classic.
Hahhahaa OMG yesss
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      06-23-2016, 02:37 PM   #31818
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Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.


Classic.
And the original itself was a lithograph. (or maybe a daguerreotype).
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      06-23-2016, 02:37 PM   #31819
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Hahhahaa OMG yesss
Please dig the pictures up, for the sake of the thread.
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      06-23-2016, 02:39 PM   #31820
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Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.
I'm feeling left behind and I'm speechless ...
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      06-23-2016, 02:39 PM   #31821
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      06-23-2016, 02:40 PM   #31822
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But it's so funny watching you get uncomfortable.


Please tell me there's a video of this somewhere.
No sir. There is no video or photographic evidence of me in tights anywhere to be found! I was once in a musical where the director told me that I sang so badly that I could only have the lead 1) because it was a comedy anyway and 2) if I promised not to try to sing well, because it was way worse when I tried.

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So I'm not a real woman to you? Great, so all this gender transformation surgery has been for naught.


hate it when chicks try to blame me

BUT YOU'RE NOT A CHICK if you still have a sch-ort 1

notes: 1. does not constitute exhortation to gender reassignment surgery in any form, shape, or matter. Please do not cut your dick off.
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      06-23-2016, 02:41 PM   #31824
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Hahhahaa OMG yesss
You try to change the subject...
Wat's wrong with your age Tara ?
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      06-23-2016, 02:42 PM   #31825
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I'm feeling left behind and I'm speechless ...
It has the same effect on me.. im moved to
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      06-23-2016, 02:42 PM   #31826
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I don't have a schlong anymore. Doc gave me a beautiful fagina with a giant labia and huge floppy lips.
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      06-23-2016, 02:44 PM   #31827
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I don't have a schlong anymore. Doc gave me a beautiful fagina with a giant labia and huge floppy lips.
Thanks for the heads up. You'll never catch me..
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      06-23-2016, 02:47 PM   #31828
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LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID
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Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.


Classic.
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Hahhahaa OMG yesss
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Please dig the pictures up, for the sake of the thread.
And so what Tara ?
Hide your age and move on ..

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      06-23-2016, 02:51 PM   #31829
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Philippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
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      06-23-2016, 02:53 PM   #31830
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You try to change the subject...
Wat's wrong with your age Tara ?
too many numbers.
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      06-23-2016, 02:53 PM   #31831
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
Last week, I wanted to battle you with haikus. However, your limerick is pretty spot on.

You're done for the week, cowboy!
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      06-23-2016, 02:55 PM   #31833
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
this would be painful for belgium, who's quite strong from his own estimates
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      06-23-2016, 02:57 PM   #31834
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Last week, I wanted to battle you with haikus. However, your limerick is pretty spot on.

You're done for the week, cowboy!
Next week, it is sonnets at dawn!
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