[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by shoei

Mods - he claims only 73%... The other 27% could be banned however...

Originally Posted by duck fat

Spanked? You're getting wrecked so hard someones about to call FEMA.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Really? You are going to use platitudes. Don't make me slap the remaining 73% of black off you! Besides, the test indicates that I am as black as you are.... so it could not have been worse in that way.

inb4 paternitytest inb4 who'surdaddy

MAURY TIME.

[ASBSECU E93]

@shoei getting his exhaust installed and EURO flash

[shoei]

@ASBSECU E93

Why he keeps tractors and trailers around...

[shoei]

Or it could be because of

[ASBSECU E93]

VW TDi Settlement thread started today at 10:00 AM is now 25 pages....and counting!

Can't believe it's moving faster than the 'Ask a Girl' thread.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I thought those 'new' M cars were all fuel efficient and shit....

Guess Piggy is more apt for your ride

BTW - My chainsaw and weed eater get better fuel mileage than that, and sound just as good

My car is very efficient......or maybe it's my driving.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

My car is very efficient......or maybe it's my driving.

These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.

I3?! Bite your tongue!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I3?! Bite your tongue!

Yow! Feisty.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I3?! Bite your tongue!

Yeah, you should have bought an i3.

[grimlock]

Wow, Audrey Hepburn joined this thread!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Yeah, you should have bought an i3.

Ride home. Slightly better. :P

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Wow, Audrey Hepburn joined this thread!

I'm just an imposter. Don't get too excited.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.

Should have gotten a bike.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I'm just an imposter. Don't get too excited.

Since she died in 1993, I am PRETTY SURE we knew you weren't the genuine article. On the flip side, if you were her then:
1. That would have been REALLY exciting
2. You are almost certainly a voodoo witch and instantly dateable to the tinder thread folk!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Since she died in 1993, I am PRETTY SURE we knew you weren't the genuine article. On the flip side, if you were her then:
1. That would have been REALLY exciting
2. You are almost certainly a voodoo witch and instantly dateable to the tinder thread folk!

Well then I think it's a good thing that I'm not any of those.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Should have gotten a bike.

Motorcycle? Yes. Bike? No.

Getting this bad boy one day.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I'm just an imposter. Don't get too excited.

The brain can't tell between an imposter and the real thing, so it doesn't matter for all intensive purposes

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

The brain can't tell between an imposter and the real thing, so it doesn't matter for all intensive purposes

http://grammarist.com/eggcorns/for-a...sive-purposes/

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

http://grammarist.com/eggcorns/for-a...sive-purposes/

noooo i will speak english the way i want to have!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by grimlock

The brain can't tell between an imposter and the real thing, so it doesn't matter for all intensive purposes

Isn't it all intents and purposes?