[aozer]

got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by aozer

got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.

whats your situation again? were you married?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by aozer

got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.

Bring protection.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Bring protection.

of both the rubber and tinfoil species

[aozer]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

whats your situation again? were you married?

Nah never been married before. Perpetually single.

[nyalpine90]

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by aozer

got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.

Good luck! Report back!

[Turkish Pickle]

im going to teach a match parallel parking this weekend
might be grabbing brunch with another one sunday

we'll see how it goes, this week was so busy

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

im going to teach a match parallel parking this weekend
might be grabbing brunch with another one sunday

we'll see how it goes, this week was so busy

I hope you're using her car.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I hope you're using her car.

of course, i'm not THAT dumb

[aozer]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

of course, i'm not THAT dumb

Riveting conversation haha

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Scratching the photo out is "bok", bro.

she's not the girl you brag about to your friends is all i'll say about this situation 😂

sometimes standards are lowered and that's okay especially if the break is starting today and everyone i know is going home

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

she's not the girl you brag about to your friends is all i'll say about this situation 😂

sometimes standards are lowered and that's okay especially if the break is starting today and everyone i know is going home

they "try" harder...

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

she's not the girl you brag about to your friends is all i'll say about this situation 😂

sometimes standards are lowered and that's okay especially if the break is starting today and everyone i know is going home

Since you blurred out the photo we will all just assume it's a dude.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Still - standards vary for everyone. If it's so bad that you cannot even show her face to random people you will never meet on the internet, then perhaps this isn't an endeavor worth perusing, yes?

Just sayin'.

Unless you like "Balik etil"?

never thought i'd see this phrase on a primarily american BMW forum

and honestly i'm just being extremely lazy with this, you can see from that convo i put in absolutely no effort into setting something up + all i'm going to do is teach parallel parking to a grad student so it hopefully won't take a long time either...

i don't do pics in general though, sorry.

[CTinline-six]

I can already imagine what she is telling her friend(s):

"yeah for our first date he's taking me parallel parking"

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I can already imagine what she is telling her friend(s):

"yeah for our first date he's taking me parallel parking"

At "Inspiration Point"

Hello, everyone!
OMG
I'm impressed of these stories, but some of them are really stupid

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Oh - well, let's see if I can still cuss in Turkish? It's been many years.

Don't be a "orospu cocugu". Post some photos, even if she is a "ask melegi" and you are a "at hirsizi".

How was that?

i give it a 9.5/10, because the first part makes complete sense, never heard the phrase "ask melegi" (im assuming you're saying love bird?), and at hirsizi is generally used for people that look sketchy

VERY impressive nevertheless

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by jonoson28

Hello, everyone!
OMG
I'm impressed of these stories, but some of them are really stupid

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

I might be rusty, but thought I recalled "ask melegi" being a polite way of calling a girl a hooker or prostitute. Thought I remembered "at hirsizi" being a way to call a dude "an ugly bastard" - but of course, this was many years a go.

oh wow... i honestly never heard of a polite way of saying that 😂

you can say "parali kadin" which is outright "paid woman" or you can say "ortam kizi" if you want to imply that she gets around a lot

at hirsizi on the other hand could be for ugly dudes, but its commonly used in like "i gotta shave, i look like an at hirsizi" which i always took as sketchy and not really ugly hahah


early turkish 101 lessons with the horndog BMW

[Turkish Pickle]

i can't figure out how this youtube embed thing works but funny video on how guys "function" in relationships