[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

You're saying you're extremely ugly?

Just ugly, but I'm funny & intelligent so it evens out I guess

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Just ugly, but I'm funny & intelligent so it evens out I guess

I think advice from a successful dater who's not particularly handsome would have plenty of credibility. Most of us are average looking. Which is, after all, why they call it average.

Dating advice from Brad Pitt or George Clooney would be worthless.

[M5Rick]

Watched Duel ('71) again, just to see Weaver turning around a hundred times to check where the Peterbilt is forgetting he has a rear view mirror.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I think advice from a successful dater who's not particularly handsome would have plenty of credibility. Most of us are average looking. Which is, after all, why they call it average.

Dating advice from Brad Pitt or George Clooney would be worthless.

Solid statement here

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Gentlemen,

Be easy on the young Padawan in this instance. He is still exposed to too many douches, still being in school. It is critical that we provide him guidance and not scorn because of his extremely poor choice. These things happen from time to time and we must take blame, in part, ourselves.

Young Padawan, the next time you're tempted to grab this, Douche Claw, think, what would (Fill in the name of your fav BP-OT member) do in this case. If you begin to succumb to temptation or Douche Pressure, pull out the Prancercise Video and remember your roots.

This is the path.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

It struck me as interesting that MK's favourite lady indeed has an apparent white claw of her own from what I can see from the video still. I refuse to watch the video...but the white claw is very apparent. Is this what Turkish is after, or is a different (oh please say it is) white claw?

for some reason these quotes appeared when i clicked reply - I'll have to go back and reference these

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Solid statement here

HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I would love to own some property away from everyone with my own giant garage for my cars & modest house. Maybe even my own gun range & race track.

I'd be a happy camper.

Check to all that except the race track.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Same here. My parents are young, but now paying for not taking care of themselves. It's hard to watch and so exhausting because there is constantly something going on.

My dad got out of rehab Tuesday. He's been in the hospital and rehab for almost 5 weeks. I took him home, then had to go drop off his prescriptions. Then get their groceries, take them back and put them up, then go to a different place to get his insulin, then back later to pick up his medicine that I had dropped off earlier.

Yesterday was Dialysis..and that will happen 3X a week. Dr.'s appointment today, and one scheduled each week for the next 5 weeks with different specialties.

And then I have to check on them constantly because I'm scared I am missing something.

I feel your pain and you sentiment that when it rains it pours. Up until two years ago, I lived across the street from my parents. I have two sisters that also live close but because they have families and I do not, I was the primary. I did the food shopping, ate with them every night. Mom was withdrawing and deteriorating but gradual. I picked up the slack. I moved 2 years ago so my sisters stepped up. Mom went downhill fast over the past two years. Fast forward, dad just finished radiation last month. Mom just got out of hospital a few weeks ago from pneumonia. She had no will to live or do anything to help herself. Dad distraught. My two sisters have been feeding them at night. Aides were there round the clock but parents pushed back they don’t want anyone there. Cut back to 8-4. But that left feeding them and clean up to us. One sister was bearing the brunt of it.

Yesterday, my sweet 16 year old niece was diagnosed with stage 3 lymphoma. She had a mass in her chest, will need chemo and radiation and need to ne home schooled. All our efforts and energy need to be put towards supporting my sister. I increased the aides to cover until 9pm and my parents are freakin they don’t want people in the house. WTF? I’m putting my house up for sale so I can be closer. I’m numb. My poor niece. She’s fucking 16. This isn’t supposed to happen. I can’t. My father is pissed as he feels out of control. My mother is fragile, on oxygen, we just had a chair lift installed on steps. She needs professionals to monitor her but the reality is hitting dad as is the loss of independence. Someone shoot me.

Sorry for rant and any typos. I slept there last night, woke up at 2:00 and couldn’t go back to sleep. I’m fried. I’m numb. I can’t process this. I love my parents. My niece is 16. She requires all the support right now.

[Rmtt]

I am so sorry to hear that. My thoughts will be with you as I can't fathom what you are going through....and I've been through some bad times.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I am so sorry to hear that. My thoughts will be with you as I can't fathom what you are going through....and I've been through some bad times.

Thank you. Don’t see the appreciate button on my
Phone. .

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I feel your pain and you sentiment that when it rains it pours. Up until two years ago, I lived across the street from my parents. I have two sisters that also live close but because they have families and I do not, I was the primary. I did the food shopping, ate with them every night. Mom was withdrawing and deteriorating but gradual. I picked up the slack. I moved 2 years ago so my sisters stepped up. Mom went downhill fast over the past two years. Fast forward, dad just finished radiation last month. Mom just got out of hospital a few weeks ago from pneumonia. She had no will to live or do anything to help herself. Dad distraught. My two sisters have been feeding them at night. Aides were there round the clock but parents pushed back they don’t want anyone there. Cut back to 8-4. But that left feeding them and clean up to us. One sister was bearing the brunt of it.

Yesterday, my sweet 16 year old niece was diagnosed with stage 3 lymphoma. She had a mass in her chest, will need chemo and radiation and need to ne home schooled. All our efforts and energy need to be put towards supporting my sister. I increased the aides to cover until 9pm and my parents are freakin they don’t want people in the house. WTF? I’m putting my house up for sale so I can be closer. I’m numb. My poor niece. She’s fucking 16. This isn’t supposed to happen. I can’t. My father is pissed as he feels out of control. My mother is fragile, on oxygen, we just had a chair lift installed on steps. She needs professionals to monitor her but the reality is hitting dad as is the loss of independence. Someone shoot me.

Sorry for rant and any typos. I slept there last night, woke up at 2:00 and couldn’t go back to sleep. I’m fried. I’m numb. I can’t process this. I love my parents. My niece is 16. She requires all the support right now.

Also wanted to leave this here for you. I had a very rough day last week, and my wife sent this to me the next morning after I had left for work.

[cmyx6go]

Thank you @rmtt. You scared me for a minute. I thought you were sending me a note from the jar. ❤️

[Turkish Pickle]

When I don't shave, I rarely get carded.
Flying out today so I shaved and got carded immediately

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

When I don't shave, I rarely get carded.
Flying out today so I shaved and got carded immediately

At least you know the drill.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

At least you know the drill.

It's a trade off, either i shave and need to show my passport, or don't shave and get a free prostate exam when they see the turkish passport

jokes aside i've never been "randomly selected", I also never grow a beard it's just some 5 o clock shadow but better safe than violated!

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

It's a trade off, either i shave and need to show my passport, or don't shave and get a free prostate exam when they see the turkish passport

jokes aside i've never been "randomly selected", I also never grow a beard it's just some 5 o clock shadow but better safe than violated!

I always get randomly selected for some reason. But then again I can shave and have 5:00 shadow 2 hours later.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I feel your pain and you sentiment that when it rains it pours. Up until two years ago, I lived across the street from my parents. I have two sisters that also live close but because they have families and I do not, I was the primary. I did the food shopping, ate with them every night. Mom was withdrawing and deteriorating but gradual. I picked up the slack. I moved 2 years ago so my sisters stepped up. Mom went downhill fast over the past two years. Fast forward, dad just finished radiation last month. Mom just got out of hospital a few weeks ago from pneumonia. She had no will to live or do anything to help herself. Dad distraught. My two sisters have been feeding them at night. Aides were there round the clock but parents pushed back they don’t want anyone there. Cut back to 8-4. But that left feeding them and clean up to us. One sister was bearing the brunt of it.

Yesterday, my sweet 16 year old niece was diagnosed with stage 3 lymphoma. She had a mass in her chest, will need chemo and radiation and need to ne home schooled. All our efforts and energy need to be put towards supporting my sister. I increased the aides to cover until 9pm and my parents are freakin they don’t want people in the house. WTF? I’m putting my house up for sale so I can be closer. I’m numb. My poor niece. She’s fucking 16. This isn’t supposed to happen. I can’t. My father is pissed as he feels out of control. My mother is fragile, on oxygen, we just had a chair lift installed on steps. She needs professionals to monitor her but the reality is hitting dad as is the loss of independence. Someone shoot me.

Sorry for rant and any typos. I slept there last night, woke up at 2:00 and couldn’t go back to sleep. I’m fried. I’m numb. I can’t process this. I love my parents. My niece is 16. She requires all the support right now.

I'm so sorry for all the pain and chaos that life is throwing your way. I'll be faced with taking care of my mom one day, and I'm an only child so I won't have any backup. She's 80 and in amazing health but she'll eventually need help.

Be strong and keep us posted.

[CTinline-six]

Today I'm working in a high school on a wireless internet project. I spent a considerable amount of time working in the library with one of our engineers. During that time we overheard the following conversation (keep in mind these kids are 14) and I had a hard time not LOL'ing.

Kid 1: "Dude, do you know Ashley so and so"

Kid 2: "No, what does she look like?"

Kid 1: "blonde hair, kinda fat and annoying... sucks all the football players dicks"

Kid 2: "Oh her? Yeah she's in my block 4 class"

A third kid chimes in:

Kid 3: "Dude shes def not fat"

Kid 1: "Yes she is bro, she has like a beer gut"

The engineer and I just gave each other the WTF look.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I feel your pain and you sentiment that when it rains it pours. Up until two years ago, I lived across the street from my parents. I have two sisters that also live close but because they have families and I do not, I was the primary. I did the food shopping, ate with them every night. Mom was withdrawing and deteriorating but gradual. I picked up the slack. I moved 2 years ago so my sisters stepped up. Mom went downhill fast over the past two years. Fast forward, dad just finished radiation last month. Mom just got out of hospital a few weeks ago from pneumonia. She had no will to live or do anything to help herself. Dad distraught. My two sisters have been feeding them at night. Aides were there round the clock but parents pushed back they don’t want anyone there. Cut back to 8-4. But that left feeding them and clean up to us. One sister was bearing the brunt of it.

Yesterday, my sweet 16 year old niece was diagnosed with stage 3 lymphoma. She had a mass in her chest, will need chemo and radiation and need to ne home schooled. All our efforts and energy need to be put towards supporting my sister. I increased the aides to cover until 9pm and my parents are freakin they don’t want people in the house. WTF? I’m putting my house up for sale so I can be closer. I’m numb. My poor niece. She’s fucking 16. This isn’t supposed to happen. I can’t. My father is pissed as he feels out of control. My mother is fragile, on oxygen, we just had a chair lift installed on steps. She needs professionals to monitor her but the reality is hitting dad as is the loss of independence. Someone shoot me.

Sorry for rant and any typos. I slept there last night, woke up at 2:00 and couldn’t go back to sleep. I’m fried. I’m numb. I can’t process this. I love my parents. My niece is 16. She requires all the support right now.

hang in there,
a prayer for you and others going thru rough time

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I feel your pain and you sentiment that when it rains it pours. Up until two years ago, I lived across the street from my parents. I have two sisters that also live close but because they have families and I do not, I was the primary. I did the food shopping, ate with them every night. Mom was withdrawing and deteriorating but gradual. I picked up the slack. I moved 2 years ago so my sisters stepped up. Mom went downhill fast over the past two years. Fast forward, dad just finished radiation last month. Mom just got out of hospital a few weeks ago from pneumonia. She had no will to live or do anything to help herself. Dad distraught. My two sisters have been feeding them at night. Aides were there round the clock but parents pushed back they don’t want anyone there. Cut back to 8-4. But that left feeding them and clean up to us. One sister was bearing the brunt of it.

Yesterday, my sweet 16 year old niece was diagnosed with stage 3 lymphoma. She had a mass in her chest, will need chemo and radiation and need to ne home schooled. All our efforts and energy need to be put towards supporting my sister. I increased the aides to cover until 9pm and my parents are freakin they don’t want people in the house. WTF? I’m putting my house up for sale so I can be closer. I’m numb. My poor niece. She’s fucking 16. This isn’t supposed to happen. I can’t. My father is pissed as he feels out of control. My mother is fragile, on oxygen, we just had a chair lift installed on steps. She needs professionals to monitor her but the reality is hitting dad as is the loss of independence. Someone shoot me.

Sorry for rant and any typos. I slept there last night, woke up at 2:00 and couldn’t go back to sleep. I’m fried. I’m numb. I can’t process this. I love my parents. My niece is 16. She requires all the support right now.

Very sorry to hear this, going to be emotionally draining for sure, but you are there and you are being a support and kudos to you for being there when its tough. It will be appreciated even if not always said.

No one deserves cancer (well I guess there are some people I might make exceptions for, Jeffrey Epstein would be one if he was guilty of all of that he was accused of), but particularly hard in someone so young with so much ahead of her.

Take care of yourself too though, recharge too so you can be there fully when you are there.

[1MOREMOD]

I'm pt zero, had sex with bat and boa in the same wild night. Legal in washington if under 40lbs

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm pt zero, had sex with bat and boa in the same wild night. Legal in washington if under 40lbs

Wow, you really got your freak on!

:

[WhiskyPat12]

Does anyone else not stop at the receipt checker in places like Best Buy or Walmart? I do at Costco, because it's part of the membership agreement... But I just breeze right past the dude at Best Buy with a wave and a 'No thanks' when they ask to see my receipt. It started happening at Walmart recently, and no way I'm stopping for that.

#rebel