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      07-20-2016, 02:44 PM   #34805
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I would tell you but they're always in Spanish.
Everyone thinks I am Mexican... I have people come up to me all the time and just rattle off. When I tell them I don't speak Spanish, they look at me and say something about how it's a shame and I'm disrespecting my heritage. Not all small brownish people are Mexican!
"I'm disrespecting my own heritage? You cannot even recognize I'm not Mexican (or PR or Dominican, or w/e)."
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      07-20-2016, 02:45 PM   #34806
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Once, I had a guy hit my car at a gas station so he could get my number then sent "I'm sorry" flowers the next day. I guess it worked. I ended up dating him. Not sure why he couldn't just ask?
I'm not sure if I would find that sweet, or if I'd bitchslap him for so casually disrespecting my vehicle.
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      07-20-2016, 02:45 PM   #34807
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Stuff and stuff...
Great. "Big ass" is an alert for half the creeps on here.
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      07-20-2016, 02:46 PM   #34808
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Once, I had a guy hit my car at a gas station so he could get my number then sent "I'm sorry" flowers the next day. I guess it worked. I ended up dating him. Not sure why he couldn't just ask?
I'm not sure if I would find that sweet, or if I'd bitchslap him for so casually disrespecting my vehicle.
Are the two reactions mutually exclusive?
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      07-20-2016, 02:46 PM   #34809
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Once, I had a guy hit my car at a gas station so he could get my number then sent "I'm sorry" flowers the next day. I guess it worked. I ended up dating him. Not sure why he couldn't just ask?
I'm not sure if I would find that sweet, or if I'd bitchslap him for so casually disrespecting my vehicle.
It wasn't a BMW so I wasn't too upset but that's kind of extreme. Not sure of the thought process behind that approach.
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      07-20-2016, 02:46 PM   #34810
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Great. "Big ass" is an alert for half the creeps on here.
Is that why you responded so quickly?
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you dont look spanish at all

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      07-20-2016, 02:49 PM   #34812
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you dont look spanish at all
Sorry, did I insult your heritage? If I was blonde with blue eyes, would all the "papis" be speaking Spanish as I walked by or do they just not speak English?
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Is that why you responded so quickly?

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It wasn't a BMW so I wasn't too upset but that's kind of extreme. Not sure of the thought process behind that approach.
Desperation would be my guess.

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      07-20-2016, 02:51 PM   #34814
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Sorry, did I insult your heritage?
nope lol

im just saying
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      07-20-2016, 02:52 PM   #34815
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Great. "Big ass" is an alert for half the creeps on here.
Is that why you responded so quickly?
No... He responded quickly because a female posted on BP...
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Sorry, did I insult your heritage? If I was blonde with blue eyes, would all the "papis" be speaking Spanish as I walked by or do they just not speak English?
i can explain that behavior lol

its typical behavior of "some" spanish men, to see if woman is into latinos..
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      07-20-2016, 02:55 PM   #34817
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Great. "Big ass" is an alert for half the creeps on here.
Is that why you responded so quickly?
Haha. Fortunately, I had joined the convo shortly before...




But maybe.
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      07-20-2016, 02:57 PM   #34818
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No... He responded quickly because a female posted on BP...
Yup. I respond to all the "bitches". See, I'm three for three in this thread now.
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      07-20-2016, 02:59 PM   #34819
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The amount of cat calling that goes on in NYC is disgusting. I agree that the women there are beautiful...but yelling some perverted pickup line from across the street, and then calling the girl a fucking bitch for telling them to fuck off isn't going to get them shit.

Plus, there are usually kids around where I live.
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The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.
We already discussed this on the Ask a Girl thread. Just go back and read the last couple hundred pages.
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We already discussed this on the Ask a Girl thread. Just go back and read the last couple hundred pages.
How's the car doing, Tara?
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I actually had a girl tell me that she didn't like me at first because she thought I was Mexican.
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We already discussed this on the Ask a Girl thread. Just go back and read the last couple hundred pages.
How's the car doing, Tara?
Hmm it stopped leaking and I never pressed it further. It didn't die on the long cruise I went on recently so I guess I'm good?
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Hmm it stopped leaking and I never pressed it further. It didn't die on the long cruise I went on recently so I guess I'm good?
That's good to hear. Knock on some wood just in case.
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We already discussed this on the Ask a Girl thread. Just go back and read the last couple hundred pages.
But that's so much work.
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