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1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people? 2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton? 3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change? |
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Right...But only if you would change your gender again..
You was female , for the moment you are male...and to keep it occupied maybe you should try a shemale ? ![]()
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(1.) Ultimate knowledge duh. HaHA other people, I WIN! ![]() (2.) Definitely Socrates, but during his last week in prison before the Athenians killed him because (a.) then I"d get Plato too, and (b.) anybody that was executed for corrupting the minds of the youth probably has some killer weed. (3.) Ah HA MKSixer! He got ya, because the correct answer is Bangle. |
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Last year we were talking about your Belgian speeding ticket ..
Did you finally had to pay the Belgian suckers ?
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1. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 2. Can you cry under water? 3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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