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      01-24-2016, 10:30 AM   #331
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1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
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You was female , for the moment you are male...and to keep it occupied maybe you should try a shemale ?
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GrussGott

1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
This is a really good one.

I'd go with:

1. Ultimate knowledge: reanimate the people from The 3 questions game.

2. Easy...Einstein.

3. The Bavarian Corporal. Hitler. Stalin would be a close second.

Sorry for the hijack but this was too good to pass up.
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GrussGott

1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
This is a really good one.

I'd go with:

1. Ultimate knowledge: reanimate the people from The 3 questions game.

2. Easy...Einstein.

3. The Bavarian Corporal. Hitler. Stalin would be a close second.

Sorry for the hijack but this was too good to pass up.
Way to steal his thunder
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Pick one to keep forever...E36 M, or E46 M, or E92 M?


Don't really need to ask the other 2 questions...you'll take a couple months to answer this one anyway...
Well shit.... I think I'd say e92, with e46 being a very close second.
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1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
This is a really good one. I'd go with:
Yeah, easy!

(1.) Ultimate knowledge duh. HaHA other people, I WIN!

(2.) Definitely Socrates, but during his last week in prison before the Athenians killed him because (a.) then I"d get Plato too, and (b.) anybody that was executed for corrupting the minds of the youth probably has some killer weed.

(3.) Ah HA MKSixer! He got ya, because the correct answer is Bangle.
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Yeah just this forum can give you car, house, weapon, so on envy at times. Im also going to Belize shortly for 10 days so can't feel too sad!
Taking the McAfee tour?
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Taking the McAfee tour?
No idea what that is.
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1. Pick one...poop a little every time you sit down or pee a little every time you stand up?

2. Montage or Pelican and why?

3. Since a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
(1.) Definitely pee because I wouldn't want to mess up the leather seats - and why can't BMW make poop repelling seats anyway?? COME ON BMW!

(2.) So fucking easy, Montage. Pelican has a round pool! who the fuck wants to swim in a circle? Plus they let kids in that thing, speaking of pee. Circular urine laps might be myzmak's idea of relaxing but not mine.

(3.) Well, it's a smoothie starter kit - you gotta add the protein by throwing a steak in there - then it's healthy as fuck.
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On November 12, 2012, Belize police started a search for McAfee as a "person of interest" in connection to the murder of American expatriate Gregory Viant Faull. Faull was found dead of a gunshot wound on November 11, 2012, at his home on the island of Ambergris Caye, the largest island in Belize.[36][37] Faull was a neighbor of McAfee.[38] In a November 2012 interview with Wired,[39] McAfee said that he has always been afraid police would kill him and thus refused their routine questions; he has since been evading the Belizean authorities.[38] Belize's prime minister Dean Barrow called McAfee "extremely paranoid, even bonkers".[40] McAfee fled Belize when he was sought for questioning concerning the murder.

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Yeah, easy!

(1.) Ultimate knowledge duh. HaHA other people, I WIN!

(2.) Definitely Socrates, but during his last week in prison before the Athenians killed him because (a.) then I"d get Plato too, and (b.) anybody that was executed for corrupting the minds of the youth probably has some killer weed.

(3.) Ah HA MKSixer! He got ya, because the correct answer is Bangle.
3. NOOOOOOOO! I love(d) my Bangle designed cars! 2006 525i, 2007 M6, 2009 528i!
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1. Boss for a year - Trump or Jobs?
2. People can pee without pooping, but cannot poop without peeing...why?
3. You must do one of these...run a marathon, swim 5 miles, or bike 100 miles....
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GrussGott

1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
This is a really good one.

I'd go with:

1. Ultimate knowledge: reanimate the people from The 3 questions game.

2. Easy...Einstein.

3. The Bavarian Corporal. Hitler. Stalin would be a close second.

Sorry for the hijack but this was too good to pass up.
Way to steal his thunder
Seriously?? I got some whack ass questions and GG gets the good stuff ??

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GrussGott

1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
This is a really good one.

I'd go with:

1. Ultimate knowledge: reanimate the people from The 3 questions game.

2. Easy...Einstein.

3. The Bavarian Corporal. Hitler. Stalin would be a close second.

Sorry for the hijack but this was too good to pass up.
Way to steal his thunder
Seriously?? I got some whack ass questions and GG gets the good stuff ??

Don't come crying to me and Estoril about not getting Harrop and I hope your Patties go down shortly...

I'll think of a couple good ones...just for you
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GrussGott

1. You can have ultimate knowledge but you are the last man on earth, or forget everything you know every time you fall asleep at night, but wake surrounded by hundreds of people?

2. You can spend one week in conversation with one of these three, who do you pick: Socrates, Einstein, Newton?

3. You could travel back in time and change one event in History - what do you change?
This is a really good one.

I'd go with:

1. Ultimate knowledge: reanimate the people from The 3 questions game.

2. Easy...Einstein.

3. The Bavarian Corporal. Hitler. Stalin would be a close second.

Sorry for the hijack but this was too good to pass up.
Way to steal his thunder
Seriously?? I got some whack ass questions and GG gets the good stuff ??

Don't come crying to me and Estoril about not getting Harrop and I hope your Patties go down shortly...

I'll think of a couple good ones...just for you
Don't need yo pity !!!
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Last year we were talking about your Belgian speeding ticket ..
Did you finally had to pay the Belgian suckers ?
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1. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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1. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
1 - duh. because the entire show was a set-up for a sociological experiment the professor was running. Unfortunately, the series was cancelled before it went all lord of the flies. Sucks to your ass-mar Gilligan!

2 - only when i think of the magic and wonder of the music of celine dion - i cry like a baby every. damn. time.

3 - darwin.
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