[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mingwan

pics or youre lying

Before this thread the goat run thread was the only one with my face in any form in display. It's horrible... I've been accepted as a real member on a car forum as a female and everything hot I have to offer are my words.

[Mingwan]

Originally Posted by Lups

Before this thread the goat run thread was the only one with my face in any form in display. It's horrible... I've been accepted as a real member on a car forum as a female and everything hot I have to offer are my words.

searching intensifies

[Mingwan]

honestly, i know youre a woman, youre into cars, your name is anna, and youre European. So for a while, i thought you were this youtube chick, Girl on a Swiss Road (or something like that).

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mingwan

searching intensifies

I'm getting trashed tonight with my aunt (Who is not my aunt for realz, she is my mother's cousin who turned 75 yesterday) and she has been reading through this and she is more than willing to humiliate me. She's really in to this whole a member of our family being like me thing. She sadly saw the few last posts I made so apparently if I don't, she will and all pics will be here shortly.

Fucking internet.

[Mingwan]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm getting trashed tonight with my aunt (Who is not my aunt for realz, she is my mother's cousin who turned 75 yesterday) and she has been reading through this and she is more than willing to humiliate me. She's really in to this whole a member of our family being like me thing. She sadly saw the few last posts I made so apparently if I don't, she will and all pics will be here shortly.

Fucking internet.

haha, you don't know what internet humiliation is until your social media account is hacked into by your friend.

I managed to get into my buddy's facebook account. at the time, I was learning photoshop, and was practicing often. I decided to make a convincing picture of my buddy sucking on a big black cock and made it his profile picture. school talked about it for weeks. he got banned from facebook. he was pissed at me for a while. lolz

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mingwan

honestly, i know youre a woman, youre into cars, your name is anna, and youre European. So for a while, i thought you were this youtube chick, Girl on a Swiss Road (or something like that).

I'm not into cars, per say. I like some, and them a few of them have engines I love. A v8,v10, don't give a fuck, not even with a soundtrack if they're not in a car that I could own.

That's not a money thing, anyone can dream about winning a lottery, I'm a milk racist. If it can't haul my groceries, I don't give a fuck. If I wouldn't haul around those in it, I don't give a fuck.

The same goes to racing. If the driver is paid for it a lot, I can't name him. Senna is the last driver I can name spontaneously. Before that would be bikes before I was born.
I like kids having fun, I love us adults who let them experience the more pocket book fun.

Milk transportation my way is what a car is to me, that's pretty much how I see men also.

[Mingwan]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm not into cars, per say. I like some, and them a few of them have engines I love. A v8,v10, don't give a fuck, not even with a soundtrack if they're not in a car that I could own.

That's not a money thing, anyone can dream about winning a lottery, I'm a milk racist. If it can't haul my groceries, I don't give a fuck. If I wouldn't haul around those in it, I don't give a fuck.

The same goes to racing. If the driver is paid for it a lot, I can't name him. Senna is the last driver I can name spontaneously. Before that well be I bikes before I was born.
I like kids having fun, I love us adults who let them experience the more pocket book fun.

Milk transportation my way is what a car is to me, that's pretty much how I see men also.

lol

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Milk transportation my way is what a car is to me, that's pretty much how I see men also.

But if you put the man (parts) in a plastic bag, you're not going to get any more watermelons. Why is this so difficult to understand? Is it Google translate is messing it up????

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mingwan

haha, you don't know what internet humiliation is until your social media account is hacked into by your friend.

I managed to get into my buddy's facebook account. at the time, I was learning photoshop, and was practicing often. I decided to make a convincing picture of my buddy sucking on a big black cock and made it his profile picture. school talked about it for weeks. he got banned from facebook. he was pissed at me for a while. lolz

You seriously don't know wtf you're talking about.

"So ... ehem... you got the story about a coughing fit with the fingers stuck in my parts?"

" oh Anna, I've studied English for 50 years and I had sex with an American for 20. If you want to get a reaction out of me tell them the story of how exactly you reacted
to your first penis without a foreskin"

You're such a newbie. Fuck off.

And seriously, she remembers that but she completely refuses to remember that I want to forget something's!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But if you put the man (parts) in a plastic bag, you're not going to get any more watermelons. Why is this so difficult to understand? Is it Google translate is messing it up????

Fuck off, I'm not explaining this Canadian hatred to my extremely hippie aunt tonight or she'll pull a cleaning or a penis or a story about me again and my ego is fragile, even so much that I can admit that if she makes me quote her again, no amount of wine will save me here.

[Lups]

Im going to need to work on this storyline tomorrow. Right now, jm aalkimg home which I think I can find still and go to bed.

The teaching of the story was that we women have no clue about anything actually. It wasn't me trying to be hot , tight, or more than usually weird around here

[Mingwan]

Geezus, Lups. It’s snowing out here. Maybe I’ll go draw some snow dicks on cars.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mingwan

Geezus, Lups. It’s snowing out here. Maybe I’ll go draw some snow dicks on cars.

Yeah, well i woke up sunday with a clip from the seventies porn mag taped to my chest and I was not drinking then at all (but I guess I was very drunk still from the night before) . If my own sister does that to me, who am I to protect the cars of strangers?

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, well i woke up saturday with a clip from the seventies porn mag taped to my chest and I was not drinking then at all (but I guess I was very drunk still from the night before) . If my own sister does that to me, who am I to protect the cars of strangers?

At least no sharpie markers were involved. We went to a baseball parent mixer Saturday night, one mom bragged about drawing on her husbands face after he did too many tequila shots. She had pictures to back it up. Very funny!

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Mingwan

Geezus, Lups. It’s snowing out here. Maybe I’ll go draw some snow dicks on cars.

That will go well with the frozen chickens from the "sex" thread......

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Real Dodger

At least no sharpie markers were involved. We went to a baseball parent mixer Saturday night, one mom bragged about drawing on her husbands face after he did too many tequila shots. She had pictures to back it up. Very funny!

Oh man I wish my family was that nice towards me.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

That is nothing. I have been known to write, in sharpie, on a woman's ass as I am taking her from behind.

Something tells me you're getting laid as much as I will for ever.

[Lups]

At 6.31 am my phone rang. I picked it up even only with a gallon of coffee under my belt because who calls that early to anyone? I thought it was an emergency! I don't have a strong or any voice in the morning still thanks to the strain the cramps put to my throat so I was whistling to the phone.

A man introduced himself as an employee in my local hardware store and then laughed out loud when he realized all he could hear was the whistling.

"Last night I figured out a way for you to take out thingies that hold the electric cords without damaging the old trimmings. Anyway, whistle your way to the store asap so you can get on with it!"

The kids were in beds so left them a note and went to fetch it with the dog. I thought he was screwing with me but I and my stupid dog walked home with the tool that would save some 100 or so year old wood bits only I would love.

The salesman has witnessed the state of my health over this autumn and since the muscles are getting better now, I'm trying this new thing I'm going to patent: resting. I did my first full day yesterday but I avoid doing things that would strain the muscles on my right side too much. You guys would never believe this, but I have mentioned my sad state a few times irl too.

Anyway, I can't cut the nails that hold the ancient cord holding thingies that are made out of metal because that would damage the wood. I can't pull them out with a hammer because the studs give in and they're stuck there bigly. I can't use a crowbar because my right arm is my crowbar hand and mine was made to take down buildings.

So off to home we went with my solution to nails on wood I wanted to preserve before the clock hit seven am.



Yes. I fucking know that's a crowbar.



That's why I was sure he was fucking with me, but the poor man had actually thought about my pathetic ass on his free time, thought about how to solve it for me, and it worked. I saved the moulding in the ceiling because that's sturdy but tiny enough not to do damage.

It was a very kind thing from him to do, and I'll never forget him for it. When I grow up, I hope I'll be as good of a person as that man is.

[Captain Blood]

Looks like......you need a pedicure. Do you have paint on your toes? That took some hard work.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Looks like......you need a pedicure. Do you have paint on your toes? That took some hard work.

Nah man, see the angle? Those are my younger son's feet, Robin's. He helped me paint the ceiling which I will insist till the day I die is spelled cieling and we both are covered in white paint now.

We got his room painted, and most of the floor is cut for tomorrow morning so I might have a bedroom of my own after this weekend!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Looks like......you need a pedicure. Do you have paint on your toes? That took some hard work.

Damn. Phoning MKSixer New candidate for when scary toes are needed

[irishbimmer]

We were hoping they were your feet but understand you were wearing size 14's.