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      10-23-2007, 11:48 AM   #3675
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Nah, I will leave that for Jason.
cowboy UP!
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My Dr.. cracks me up

"What you think about this weather?"

"COLD!"

"Good cuddling weather...you're here so you can cuddle and be safe eh?"
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My Dr.. cracks me up

"What you think about this weather?"

"COLD!"

"Good cuddling weather...you're here so you can cuddle and be safe eh?"
ob/gyn huh?
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ob/gyn huh?
Yes sir...I need my baby control pills..even though Im not baby making anymore still like to stay on them
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"Good cuddling weather...you're here so you can cuddle and be safe eh?"

Sounds like a funny guy.
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Yes sir...I need my baby control pills..even though Im not baby making anymore still like to stay on them
they tend to smooth things over!
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Sounds like a funny guy.
He is..he was telling me about how he busted his ass when he was skiing in the mounTains...and he gave me a refill good for 4 months wooooo .....
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they tend to smooth things over!
So long as the one taking them remembers to take them!
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He is..he was telling me about how he busted his ass when he was skiing in the mounTains...and he gave me a refill good for 4 months wooooo .....
you need to get the ring. That thing rocks!
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you need to get the ring. That thing rocks!
I dont like the idea of something lodged up there 24/7....I'd rather pop a pill every morning ...works just fine
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So long as the one taking them remembers to take them!
then you REALLY need the ring. You girls scare the hell outa me when you forget - nothing like jumping outa bed to pop a pill when we're done! :sad0147:
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I dont like the idea of something lodged up there 24/7....I'd rather pop a pill every morning ...works just fine
You can't tell, but yeah, if the thought bothers you...but it's also more effective!

It's also funny when the guy gets done, and pulls out with a new jelly bracelet!
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then you REALLY need the ring. You girls scare the hell outa me when you forget - nothing like jumping outa bed to pop a pill when we're done! :sad0147:
Ive forgotten many times......Im still baby free... Just so long as you take it once you remember...youre fine
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You can't tell, but yeah, if the thought bothers you...but it's also more effective!

It's also funny when the guy gets done, and pulls out with a new jelly bracelet!
See thats just ewwww... Doesnt he feel that? and what if it doesnt stay in?
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Ive forgotten many times......Im still baby free... Just so long as you take it once you remember...youre fine
mmmmmmm.....i dunno...that's playing with fire. The dosing is so low now, there's not a lot of room for error.
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See thats just ewwww... Doesnt he feel that? and what if it doesnt stay in?
most guys don't go that deep. seriously. No one's shown them to fall out. Just walking around keeps it moved up and staying in.
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mmmmmmm.....i dunno...that's playing with fire. The dosing is so low now, there's not a lot of room for error.
Thats why you pull out and go on her tummy...NEVER HER FACE!!!
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mmmmmmm.....i dunno...that's playing with fire. The dosing is so low now, there's not a lot of room for error.
yea it scares me sometimes thinking about it...
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Thats why you pull out and go on her tummy...NEVER HER FACE!!!
lmao.. nothing wrong with the face...
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Thats why you pull out and go on her tummy...NEVER HER FACE!!!
well, the aim depends on the level of enthusiasm! At that point, aim and control are not high on the list!
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well, the aim depends on the level of enthusiasm! At that point, aim and control are not high on the list!
Ughh..I just hate thinking about it..As much porn as I watch...I dont see how those hoes can let a guy do that...First guy to nut in my face..I'll bite his dick off....
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Ughh..I just hate thinking about it..As much porn as I watch...I dont see how those hoes can let a guy do that...First guy to nut in my face..I'll bite his dick off....
I have a tear in my eye...ouch!
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