[AWF10M5]

I have a funny story for y'all.

I got back on tinder just cuz I was craving something new. I live in nyc next to a dozen universities and being 25 tinder always comes through.

I match with a 35 year old who says she's a milf. It's 2 am I'm thinking with the little head. She gives me her number and sends me nudes and I realize she's only 10 min away. She's graphic and says she likes young dick only and needs a good fucking....I'm just tryna get my dick sucked.

I drive to her and realize it's a terrible area. I guess all the bloods gone to my dick and my brain was not functioning cuz I still decide to go through.

I walk into her apartment she's wearing a thong and bra but has all the lights dimmed. She starts giving me a lap dance immediately. Her voice is off and red flags go off. I look at her hands and more red flags go off. I'm like she's a tranny. She tells me to smack her ass and take my pants off. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car.

The drive back really had me reevaluating my life and the poor choices I sometimes make when I think with my dick smh

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by AWF10M5

I have a funny story for y'all.

I got back on tinder just cuz I was craving something new. I live in nyc next to a dozen universities and being 25 tinder always comes through.

I match with a 35 year old who says she's a milf. It's 2 am I'm thinking with the little head. She gives me her number and sends me nudes and I realize she's only 10 min away. She's graphic and says she likes young dick only and needs a good fucking....I'm just tryna get my dick sucked.

I drive to her and realize it's a terrible area. I guess all the bloods gone to my dick and my brain was not functioning cuz I still decide to go through.

I walk into her apartment she's wearing a thong and bra but has all the lights dimmed. She starts giving me a lap dance immediately. Her voice is off and red flags go off. I look at her hands and more red flags go off. I'm like she's a tranny. She tells me to smack her ass and take my pants off. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car.

The drive back really had me reevaluating my life and the poor choices I sometimes make when I think with my dick smh

so u didnt smack that ass lol

[upstatedoc]

good stuff

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by AWF10M5

I have a funny story for y'all.

I got back on tinder just cuz I was craving something new. I live in nyc next to a dozen universities and being 25 tinder always comes through.

I match with a 35 year old who says she's a milf. It's 2 am I'm thinking with the little head. She gives me her number and sends me nudes and I realize she's only 10 min away. She's graphic and says she likes young dick only and needs a good fucking....I'm just tryna get my dick sucked.

I drive to her and realize it's a terrible area. I guess all the bloods gone to my dick and my brain was not functioning cuz I still decide to go through.

I walk into her apartment she's wearing a thong and bra but has all the lights dimmed. She starts giving me a lap dance immediately. Her voice is off and red flags go off. I look at her hands and more red flags go off. I'm like she's a tranny. She tells me to smack her ass and take my pants off. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car.

The drive back really had me reevaluating my life and the poor choices I sometimes make when I think with my dick smh

Oh man.....wow.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by AWF10M5

I have a funny story for y'all.

I got back on tinder just cuz I was craving something new. I live in nyc next to a dozen universities and being 25 tinder always comes through.

I match with a 35 year old who says she's a milf. It's 2 am I'm thinking with the little head. She gives me her number and sends me nudes and I realize she's only 10 min away. She's graphic and says she likes young dick only and needs a good fucking....I'm just tryna get my dick sucked.

I drive to her and realize it's a terrible area. I guess all the bloods gone to my dick and my brain was not functioning cuz I still decide to go through.

I walk into her apartment she's wearing a thong and bra but has all the lights dimmed. She starts giving me a lap dance immediately. Her voice is off and red flags go off. I look at her hands and more red flags go off. I'm like she's a tranny. She tells me to smack her ass and take my pants off. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car.

The drive back really had me reevaluating my life and the poor choices I sometimes make when I think with my dick smh

Woah.....you are a better man than me. At your age I would've been so pissed, I would have probably ended up in jail.

Not Cool!!!!!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by AWF10M5

I have a funny story for y'all.

I got back on tinder just cuz I was craving something new. I live in nyc next to a dozen universities and being 25 tinder always comes through.

I match with a 35 year old who says she's a milf. It's 2 am I'm thinking with the little head. She gives me her number and sends me nudes and I realize she's only 10 min away. She's graphic and says she likes young dick only and needs a good fucking....I'm just tryna get my dick sucked.

I drive to her and realize it's a terrible area. I guess all the bloods gone to my dick and my brain was not functioning cuz I still decide to go through.

I walk into her apartment she's wearing a thong and bra but has all the lights dimmed. She starts giving me a lap dance immediately. Her voice is off and red flags go off. I look at her hands and more red flags go off. I'm like she's a tranny. She tells me to smack her ass and take my pants off. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car.

The drive back really had me reevaluating my life and the poor choices I sometimes make when I think with my dick smh

Made my day
Thats kinda "Funky cold medina" song

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

Some dating tips from car and driver.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a2...le-statistics/

Put a Jeep on your profile?!

Girls love Jeeps for some reason.

Poorly engineered, unreliable, plasticky, and zero fun to drive. But they are addicted to them.

Americans gon American.

[someguywithanm3]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

Girls love Jeeps for some reason.

Poorly engineered, unreliable, plasticky, and zero fun to drive. But they are addicted to them.

Americans gon American.

Yep. I don't know why.

I rented a Jeep JK a few months ago and I noticed girls looking at it on the road. A girl even told me it was her dream car....

I just don't get it.

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by someguywithanm3

Yep. I don't know why.

I rented a Jeep JK a few months ago and I noticed girls looking at it on the road. A girl even told me it was her dream car....

I just don't get it.

People in general are image-conscious. We judge things based on appearance without even knowing. Jeeps portray an image of being "fun" despite mostly being total chitboxes. Aside from being able to remove the doors and top on a sunny day their vehicles are not remotely fun.

It's the same reason why BMWs have been watered down. People want the "image" associated with a sporty car without the nuances associated with it, so BMW gave them what they wanted.

[aozer]

Speaking of girls and cars, I parked next to this super clean e46 m3 the other day and as I was coming back out to my car I saw this gorgeous girl in her mid 20’s get in it and drive off.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

People in general are image-conscious. We judge things based on appearance without even knowing. Jeeps portray an image of being "fun" despite mostly being total chitboxes. Aside from being able to remove the doors and top on a sunny day their vehicles are not remotely fun.

It's the same reason why BMWs have been watered down. People want the "image" associated with a sporty car without the nuances associated with it, so BMW gave them what they wanted.

Wranglers are fun, but only if they are topless, doorless, and a manual trans with the 4.0 inline six. Otherwise they are kinda meh. I drove one with the newer V6 recently and wasn't all that impressed. I grew up around Jeeps, but wouldn't drive one everyday for the "image" that's for sure. They are meant as a fun weekend vehicle. Some of the extensively modified ones I see on the roadways must be quite sketchy considering how loose the steering is on my own lightly modified Cherokee XJ.

[Turkish Pickle]

i'd rather be celibate than own any form of jeep

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

i'd rather be celibate than own any form of jeep

I don't believe you.

[Robin_NL]

Ha nice to see you're still here Tara.


Having watched the Netflix Ted Bundy docu and movie (with Zac Efron) , man he had time on his side(in the most cruel way). What a hyper intelligent 'person' but what a fcuking savage. Jekyll & Hyde stuff.

Interesting stuff.

Never trust a handsome guy in a 70s Beetle.

Girls (and guys) stay safe!


Cheers
Robin

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

i'd rather be celibate than own any form of jeep

Don't knock it till you try it. In college I had a Wrangler. Nothing like driving topless and doorless with a bunch of hotties in bikinis and a rather stiff suspension.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by aozer

Speaking of girls and cars, I parked next to this super clean e46 m3 the other day and as I was coming back out to my car I saw this gorgeous girl in her mid 20’s get in it and drive off.

did you follow her?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by heatwave

Anyone had experience with adult dating sites? A friend of mine met really hot girl on one hook up site recently. They didn't met in person yet but communicate via webcam almost every day. I saw her pics, she's gorgeous!

[IllSic_Design]

Originally Posted by heatwave

Anyone had experience with adult dating sites? A friend of mine met really hot girl on one hook up site recently. They didn't met in person yet but communicate via webcam almost every day. I saw her pics, she's gorgeous!

LOL those sites all seem sketchy and FAKE a.f., but hey if he's at least seen her on webcam he know's hes not getting catfished. I'd be wary on first meetup for sure though.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by heatwave

Anyone had experience with adult dating sites? A friend of mine met really hot girl on one hook up site recently. They didn't met in person yet but communicate via webcam almost every day. I saw her pics, she's gorgeous!

hooker

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

hooker

[FuzzyPeaches]

I have a good one. But first.... Do we have any widows/widowers in here?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by FuzzyPeaches

I have a good one. But first.... Do we have any widows/widowers in here?

There's just one guy dating a widow.