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      03-29-2016, 09:02 AM   #353
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pee is 95% water.

The rest is 2.5% urea and a 2.5% combination of salt, hormones, nutrients, and creatine.

unless you are seriously ill, or have a transmittable illness,
it's probably better for you than bottled water !
First off, let me say, "Ew". Second, what is your stance in golden showers then. Asking for a friend.
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In the midst of a romantic bath for 2, (towards the end) I decided to pee, I was sitting behind, let's just say, she realized the warm feeling she had was me and not the bath, she screamed at me, I just fell about laughing

could have been worse, I could have simulated a jaccuzzi

ahhh sharing is caring,



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First off, let me say, "Ew". Second, what is your stance in golden showers then. Asking for a friend.
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I don't.
That was some keyboard dedication.
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What things typically unrelated to chopstick usage do you use chopsticks at home for? (like certain types of foods or other tasks)
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What things typically unrelated to chopstick usage do you use chopsticks at home for? (like certain types of foods or other tasks)
Duh... easy - and I am not even Asian.



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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
To conform to the western standard of beauty.
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What things typically unrelated to chopstick usage do you use chopsticks at home for? (like certain types of foods or other tasks)
Stirring paint cans.
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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
I've never heard of this
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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
I've never heard of this
Uhhhh seriously? This surgery is sooo common especially amongst Koreans and Vietnamese.
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Uhhhh seriously? This surgery is sooo common especially amongst Koreans and Vietnamese.
Seriously.... what is it?
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What things typically unrelated to chopstick usage do you use chopsticks at home for? (like certain types of foods or other tasks)
Picking nose.
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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
I've never heard of this
Uhhhh seriously? This surgery is sooo common especially amongst Koreans and Vietnamese.
We started it. Not the Vietnamese. Get it right. Korea is the plastic surgery capital!

I was just asking a friend about girls in Korea and he says they all deny it and he makes them
Bitches wiggle their nose to see if it actually does

He also said that the top surgery centers ha e an all inclusive package is you come from China, Japan, etc : first class flight, hotel and accommodations, shopping spree.

Shit I'm in the wrong profession.
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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
Some have it some don't naturally. Makes a world of a difference like damn that guy looks so damn Asian lol
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Uhhhh seriously? This surgery is sooo common especially amongst Koreans and Vietnamese.
Seriously.... what is it?
Google double eyelid surgery for more.
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Google double eyelid surgery for more.
I didn't know that was a real thing.
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What things typically unrelated to chopstick usage do you use chopsticks at home for? (like certain types of foods or other tasks)
Musical instruments when you hit them together. My mom hates it when I pull that shit.
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