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      03-23-2011, 05:29 PM   #353
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      03-23-2011, 05:32 PM   #355
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lemme guess, persian and lebanese parents?
Persian, not Lebanese.

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      03-23-2011, 05:38 PM   #356
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you know Persian girls are hot.
I love Persian girls, but not in my top. Maybe in my top as far as the middle east goes.

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      03-23-2011, 05:48 PM   #357
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you know Persian girls are hot.
srsly..i went to school in the valley and there are some damm fine ass persian/middle eastern women out there..dont know the differences from country to country..but they are hawt
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      03-23-2011, 05:55 PM   #358
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      03-23-2011, 06:02 PM   #359
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      03-23-2011, 06:10 PM   #360
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      03-23-2011, 06:11 PM   #361
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Kim K anyone?

i rest my case
None of the above are Kim K.
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      03-23-2011, 06:13 PM   #362
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      03-23-2011, 06:14 PM   #363
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      03-23-2011, 06:24 PM   #364
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      03-23-2011, 06:26 PM   #365
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      03-23-2011, 06:30 PM   #366
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      03-23-2011, 06:34 PM   #367
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I wouldn't mind motorboating her tits.
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      03-23-2011, 06:36 PM   #368
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      03-24-2011, 12:12 AM   #369
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True... but thats about it, thats a face only a mother could love.
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      03-24-2011, 01:39 AM   #370
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      03-24-2011, 09:39 AM   #371
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A board that hates Alicia Keys and Kim K. Wtf happened here
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      03-24-2011, 11:04 AM   #372
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Kim K is still hot but she is dropping down on the list from whoring around. lol
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      03-24-2011, 11:16 AM   #373
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Kim K is still hot but she is dropping down on the list from whoring around. lol
this. AND getting dumped by everyone in humiliation LOL (if that's what you also meant by saying that).


And LOL at the thread title. Still laughing at it. Gracious.
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      03-24-2011, 11:16 AM   #374
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A board that hates Alicia Keys and Kim K. Wtf happened here
srsly...

tough crowd.....i call BS
either that, or they're gay

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