[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

As usual, you make no sense.

Guess I'm not clever enough.

<Jokingly> requesting you be banned, for the content you posted.

There was a thread. Ban the person above you, based on whatever they posted.

#bimmerpost_whippersnapper

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

<Jokingly> requesting you be banned, for the content you posted.

There was a thread. Ban the person above you, based on whatever they posted.

#bimmerpost_whippersnapper

Not funny to me (actually I think it's kinda dumb) and yes I do have a sense of humor.

[3.0L]

You had your mouth washed out with soap.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

You had your mouth washed out with soap.

Not me personally but my neighborhood friend did. His mom was puerto rican

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

You had your mouth washed out with soap.

I've had that done. The taste, if you can call it that, does NOT go away anytime soon. Yuck!

[3.0L]

Your mom had you crank one of these.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

Your mom had you crank one of these.

Mom? Hell, I've cranked one of those. First real job was at a butcher shop. Making ground beef was part of it. Although come to think of it, the one I used may have been electric.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

Your mom had you crank one of these.

Broke my wrist when I was 8, so couldn't run and play ball with the rest of the kids. So what did I do with my one good arm?

Yep.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Broke my wrist when I was 8, so couldn't run and play ball with the rest of the kids. So what did I do with my one good arm?

I broke my right wrist when I was 15 or so. What did I do? Failed an important standardized writing test at school the next morning, being forced to write left-handed for the first time! Seriously, what I scratched in that little blue test booklet looked like it was straight out of kindergarten. They thankfully let me re-take the test once my wrist was healed.....

[Tommy-G]

So I run preliminary payroll every Friday morning and final payroll Monday
Today our software had an update and I couldn't run it

-So I email our accountant and the service manager, "Hey anyone know the new screen for payroll b/c 3810 isn't working"
-Yeah, 3810 isn't payroll 3618 is

Every week for almost 20 years I have used that screen, I'm old

[wdb]

Originally Posted by 3798j

You know your old (and a Pennsylvania resident) if you remember the bars not selling beer or liquor until the voting polls closed on election days...Bars would put sheets over the liquor bottles and paper cups on the beer tap handles.

And stores were closed on Sunday.

[cmyx6go]

Happy Felix Unger Day.

If you know what I’m talking about, you’re old.

[zgood4u]

a shot of Four Roses and a short beer was $1.25

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

You had your mouth washed out with soap.

Aunt tackled me and sat on my chest to give me the mouthful of soap for saying none other than “fudruckers” after the restaurant. Clearly she thought I said something else.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

I broke my right wrist when I was 15 or so. What did I do? Failed an important standardized writing test at school the next morning, being forced to write left-handed for the first time! Seriously, what I scratched in that little blue test booklet looked like it was straight out of kindergarten. They thankfully let me re-take the test once my wrist was healed.....

I broke my right arm at university on a Monday night, and I had a final exam I had to take the next morning - I could not miss it because I missed the mid-term exam with a broken thumb. So I asked them not to plaster cast it that night, just bandage it, and I promised I would come back Tuesday after my exam.

So I wrote the exam with a broken arm in a bandage. Even had to step out half way through to run it under water to try to ease the pain

[UncleWede]

You step down from rung 3 to 2 on the ladder, hit something, and don't even try to grab the ladder as you fall backwards, it's no use. . .

If your angel is around, it was the couch that tripped that fatal step, and you land comfortably on said couch, and the 5' shelf, and both drills drop the other direction instead of impaling you in the gut/testicles.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Happy Felix Unger Day.

If you know what I'm talking about, you're old.

Loved the movie and the TV series but never heard of "Felix Unger Day."

Guess I didn't pay attention. lol

PS - Looked it up (November 13) so now I know.

Why November 13? Because as narrated in the introduction to the TV show The Odd Couple — "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right. But he also knew that some day he would return to her."

[TiMSport]

.... if you ever owned one of these. I'll be getting the hell off your lawn if you did have one.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

.... if you ever owned one of these. I'll be getting the hell off your lawn if you did have one.

I could see this being a SHIT LOAD of fun *edit: with friends, not babies*.

GAS, BRAKE, GAS, BRAKE, FLOOR TO 50 SLAM ON BRAKES.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Mein11

I could see this being a SHIT LOAD of fun *edit: with friends, not babies*.

GAS, BRAKE, GAS, BRAKE, FLOOR TO 50 SLAM ON BRAKES.

The poor sap in that thing might go through a window with that kind of driving. lol

[MsGoGoMoto]

Im throwing a party because today i learned that i dont have any colon polyps!

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Im throwing a party because today i learned that i dont have any colon polyps!

Congrats! Gonna have some gummi bears?
Seriously though, that's great news. I know you were stressing over it.