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      06-14-2020, 06:59 PM   #3895
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Balls or brains?
At this point Im not entirely sure to let your inside balls count the same way value as mens crown jewels
Just kidding, I read your message behind this
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      06-15-2020, 04:42 AM   #3897
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I dont know how or if this fits in but ill confess that i think i damaged my wife's cervix the other night. She has been laying in bed with a heating pad on.
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      06-15-2020, 08:28 AM   #3898
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I dont know how or if this fits in but ill confess that i think i damaged my wife's cervix the other night. She has been laying in bed with a heating pad on.
Hm....I have experience in this field as I have done the same. I remember my fist situation like this and only have one question. Did you find your keys? I never did.
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      06-15-2020, 09:01 AM   #3899
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Hm....I have experience in this field as I have done the same. I remember my fist situation like this and only have one question. Did you find your keys? I never did.
Did you just say "fist"?

That wasn't a Freudian slip was it?
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      06-15-2020, 09:11 AM   #3900
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Hm....I have experience in this field as I have done the same. I remember my fist situation like this and only have one question. Did you find your keys? I never did.
I didnt take my keys with me also left the fisting out.
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Did you just say "fist"?

That wasn't a Freudian slip was it?
Totally a typo but it fits so well (no pun intended). I'm not even going to change it.

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I didnt take my keys with me also left the fisting out.
My joke falls on def ears due to a typo. The life of a keyboard comedian I suppose. Since no keys or fisting was involved in this cervix beating I have to ask, has your girls cervix started protesting, rioting or looting in the name of cervix brutality? Not to worry, a group of outstanding citizens and pillars of the community will be along shortly to burn down the location of where this alleged act took place. Do not fight back, resist or attempt at making any rational statements.....rational was so 2019.
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      06-15-2020, 12:07 PM   #3902
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Totally a typo but it fits so well (no pun intended). I'm not even going to change it.



My joke falls on def ears due to a typo. The life of a keyboard comedian I suppose. Since no keys or fisting was involved in this cervix beating I have to ask, has your girls cervix started protesting, rioting or looting in the name of cervix brutality? Not to worry, a group of outstanding citizens and pillars of the community will be along shortly to burn down the location of where this alleged act took place. Do not fight back, resist or attempt at making any rational statements.....rational was so 2019.
Is this a racial thang?
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Is this a racial thang?
I really want to reply in a particular way but I won't as I'm a gentleman (somewhat).

To answer your question in a professional manner (you know, because I'm the epitome of professionalism), no; it has noting to do with race. I myself, am an equal opportunity cervix abuser. I can find something to appreciate amongst all races........and their accompanying cervices.
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      06-15-2020, 01:06 PM   #3904
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I really want to reply in a particular way but I won't as I'm a gentleman (somewhat).

To answer your question in a professional manner (you know, because I'm the epitome of professionalism), no; it has noting to do with race. I myself, am an equal opportunity cervix abuser. I can find something to appreciate amongst all races........and their accompanying cervices.
Im not serious btw.
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Im not serious btw.
Well shit, I was.

Just kidding man. I didn't think you were being serious.
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      06-28-2020, 01:49 PM   #3906
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Was a little constipated yesterday. Ordered curry chicken from the Chinese food place. Problem solved.
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Was a little constipated yesterday. Ordered curry chicken from the Chinese food place. Problem solved.


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Works faster too?

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Splurged on a nice watch for myself without the wifey knowing ......... been wearing it a month now and she's yet to notice it haaaaa!!???
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a nice watch will only attract men, not women fyi
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a nice watch will only attract men, not women fyi
Correct. Kind of like having a nice car.
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In the month I've owned my watch no one actually has commented on it at all?? My wife probably has gotten more comments on her Apple watch than whatever is on my wrist!!??
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the suspense is killing me, lets see a pic
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In the month I've owned my watch no one actually has commented on it at all?? My wife probably has gotten more comments on her Apple watch than whatever is on my wrist!!??
Welcome to the new world. Only a few can tell you about nice watches. Own one and the only people that will notice are people that own nice watches. Now if you own the exact same mass produced miniature tv for mice for your wrist, aka "we can't come up with anything else to sell you people, so we created a friend for your phone" everyone who owns the same mass produced garbage will all compliment each other for owning one.

I own several moderately priced watches. The only people who notice, are in fact, other men who know about watches. To date, I have never had a single woman compliment me on my watch(es). In most cases, if they ask, I have to explain what Tag Heuer is. If it isn't a Rolex, no one cares; and even then they'll mock you because it isn't a smart watch. Forget the price tag that comes along with your purchase, the sheep are only interested if it counts your steps. I hear it all day long.

Something else I've noticed. The only people that I see go on and on about apple/android watches or fit bits and counting steps, etc. are fat people. Counting your steps isn't going to make you thin. Lose the watch and go do something.
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