[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Why are there two A's at the front of your name? Wouldn't one suffice?

Because...

Aatish means inferno.

Atish doesn't and is for tools.

[Aatish]

And, there wasn't a movie called "Atish". There was one called "Aatish".

[Aatish]

And, the AA means one can pronounce it like a sneeze.


AAAAAAAA-tish :b

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Aatish

And, the AA means one can pronounce it like a sneeze.


AAAAAAAA-tish :b

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

And, there wasn't a movie called "Atish". There was one called "Aatish".

Based on this criterion and phonetic similarities, I believe I am going to think of you as Ishtar from now on.

[1MOREMOD]

I am now in route to visit the king of Mexico. They have one right? We are gonna discuss surrender over a few pounds of blow.

[08njSTEP]

Just be cautious of the Queens of Mexico.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date

Does it have to be Saturday? My neighbors kid wants me to go to his birthday party thing and I'm not sure what time it starts/ends. I'm down, just have to figure out what all that crap is happening at.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

The good news is you don't have to put out. I hear is used to that. Even when he does the driving!

I'm a virgin that practices abstinence.

[1MOREMOD]

Not by choice brofessor

[Axius]

Sure it is, I just tell the ladies that I'm gonna use their poophole loophole so I can stay clean until marriage.

[1MOREMOD]

Good plan

[Axius]

The usual response is "gross, how did you even get my number I don't even know you"

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah that's what I said when you propositioned me.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I am now in route to visit the king of Mexico. They have one right? We are gonna discuss surrender over a few pounds of blow.

Excellent Plan. Don't forget the hookers.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Drove this morning Britta back to her parents home ...She cried like a little girl !

Does she know that you'd pictured her with a strangeress here?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My "vacation" is in mexico to start talks about their succession to the states or invasions start. Plus your the minister of stuff, talk with the spin doctor and cook up some plans.

Someone rang for me?

However, I still have not been promised my choice of pew-pews which was one of my conditions for accepting office. I require the following - personal guarantees accepted.

- M249 SAW
- M107
- AXMC (with extra .308 barrel)
- Wilson Combat Tactical Elite with silencer
- HK MP5 (also with silencer)

Thank you.

Edit: Please also supply 5K rounds of Ammo for all rifles, with 10K rounds for the 1911 and the MP5. Felt that was implied, but wanted to clarify.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Someone rang for me?

However, I still have not been promised my choice of pew-pews which was one of my conditions for accepting office. I require the following - personal guarantees accepted.

- M249 SAW
- M107
- AXMC (with extra .308 barrel)
- Wilson Combat Tactical Elite with silencer
- HK MP5 (also with silencer)

Thank you.

Edit: Please also supply 5K rounds of Ammo for all rifles, with 10K rounds for the 1911 and the MP5. Felt that was implied, but wanted to clarify.

This is the kind of stuff that we are talking about. As Chief of Stuff I endorse this list but you are a little light on the ammo. I'd say increase each by 50% and you'll be in the ballpark. There will be lots of shooting to do. Lots. Those countries aren't going to invade themselves.

[1MOREMOD]

Sure, I will take the same to start

[MKSixer]

We will make this the standard kit-out and load.



















Not that kind of load.

[Axius]

OH SNAP, YOU DID NOT GO THERE!


You so went there.



Also...., everyone is mandated to have M203 attachments..., that encapsulate..., bacon.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

OH SNAP, YOU DID NOT GO THERE!


You so went there.



Also...., everyone is mandated to have M203 attachments..., that encapsulate..., bacon.

Hmmm...an interesting idea. Distracting, but interesting. Distracting for the following reasons:

1. Whether we are currently invading a country or not, you know that we are just going to be practicing the trajectory by shooting the bacon loadout at each others mouths trying to get that delicious bacon. And therefore, distracting us from the task at hand.

2. If we are currently invading, the enemy is going to be hearing us continually say "Shoot your load at me"...which could make things really distracting for them...

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Someone rang for me?

However, I still have not been promised my choice of pew-pews which was one of my conditions for accepting office. I require the following - personal guarantees accepted.

- M249 SAW
- M107
- AXMC (with extra .308 barrel)
- Wilson Combat Tactical Elite with silencer
- HK MP5 (also with silencer)

Thank you.

Edit: Please also supply 5K rounds of Ammo for all rifles, with 10K rounds for the 1911 and the MP5. Felt that was implied, but wanted to clarify.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This is the kind of stuff that we are talking about. As Chief of Stuff I endorse this list but you are a little light on the ammo. I'd say increase each by 50% and you'll be in the ballpark. There will be lots of shooting to do. Lots. Those countries aren't going to invade themselves.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sure, I will take the same to start

Originally Posted by MKSixer

We will make this the standard kit-out and load.

Based on the above - Standard kit-out chosen by Canadian for Americans. Hath hell frozen over? Or am I really just a hybrid Canadian / American?

MKSixer - As chief of stuff, my first request for stuff will be a 1000 round magazine for all of our kit. Said magazine should be extremely portable, and for the 1911 and MP5, concealable.

Bullets...bullets for everyone!

Go to it.