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      10-20-2016, 01:03 PM   #40987
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
That's for when you have to pee so badly that the stream of urine comes out at a higher velocity than usual.
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      10-20-2016, 01:04 PM   #40988
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      10-20-2016, 01:06 PM   #40989
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
That's for when you have to pee so badly that the stream of urine comes out at a higher velocity than usual.
But, how do control the stream then?


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Every day is the day after tomorrow in Florida!
Your terminal velocity is 5.5 m/s or about 12 mph. So considering it's Thursday and you're only going 1.3 m/s, I'd say it's been a slow start!
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
For someone in a wheelchair who still wants to use the urinal rather than a stall?
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Every day is the day after tomorrow in Florida!
Your terminal velocity is 5.5 m/s or about 12 mph. So considering it's Thursday and you're only going 1.3 m/s, I'd say it's been a slow start!
Indeed! It's a nice parachute
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      10-20-2016, 01:08 PM   #40993
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
For someone in a wheelchair who still wants to use the urinal rather than a stall?
Probably has nice upper body strength...
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      10-20-2016, 01:10 PM   #40994
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But, how do control the stream then?


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It's a "Jesus take the wheel" moment.
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It's a "Jesus take the wheel" moment.
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      10-20-2016, 01:26 PM   #40996
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Probably has nice upper body strength...
That's what happens when you always skip leg day.

I'm so sorry
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      10-20-2016, 03:47 PM   #40997
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This is actually really funny

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      10-20-2016, 07:53 PM   #40998
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This is actually really funny

Well Bhai I....LMFAO !!!

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      10-20-2016, 07:59 PM   #40999
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Well Bhai I....LMFAO !!!

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Yeah, actually pretty funny, but still looks fake as almost all pranks do.

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Yeah, actually pretty funny, but still looks fake as almost all pranks do.

Lol, I'm gonna wash my hair with extra shampoo tomorrow!
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Whats all this chocolate talk you guys are making hungry
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      10-21-2016, 03:08 AM   #41003
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Whats all this chocolate talk you guys are making hungry
Who are you?
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      10-21-2016, 06:05 AM   #41004
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Well Bhai I....LMFAO !!!

Where the fuck did we talk about chocolate?

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Lol this forum is fucking dead now.
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**dead again, oops.
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**dead again, oops.
It does get pretty quiet in here these days. Maybe we need another goat drive to breathe some life into it.
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