[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by wcr3d

Your mind goes to places that should not be spoken.

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Joe's mind and vocabulary are much like being served something that you don't want to swallow on a 24k gold platter.....with 5 star service.

I literally lol'd when I was reading this on the throne. It was just so descriptive and fitting.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

craving a bag of chips

make a new thread, whats your favorite chips

[rebekahb]

A boring confession, but I'm over Hurricane season. We've had way to many close calls & lucked out. The tropics need to close down.

[1MOREMOD]

I'm a dick, but dicks fuck pussies and sometimes they fuck assholes.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm a dick, but dicks fuck pussies and sometimes they fuck assholes.

If we didn't know you better, one might think you switched teams. Your experience was....satisfactory?

[1MOREMOD]

Watch team america. Women have assholes too fyi.

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

If we didn't know you better, one might think you switched teams. Your experience was....satisfactory?

Nah, I think he's just making a point he'll screw anything with a hole.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm a dick, but dicks fuck pussies and sometimes they fuck assholes.

"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

[1MOREMOD]

Exactly

[Dpc2u]

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[nyalpine90]

butterflies and dragons in my stomach
found nice home with decent size patio
got home inspection done
sign contracts today

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

butterflies and dragons in my stomach
found nice home with decent size patio
got home inspection done
sign contracts today

Awesome! I know its been a lot of downs lately on the house hunt, but this sounds promising!

Are the dragons whispering to you that there must be a reason you are missing as to why you didn't lose this house as well? Some hidden issue?

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Awesome! I know its been a lot of downs lately on the house hunt, but this sounds promising!

Are the dragons whispering to you that there must be a reason you are missing as to why you didn't lose this house as well? Some hidden issue?

one important task is abandonment of oil tank that is buried.
already have few estimates, and it one of the projects that has to be done before winter starts. install oil tank above grade.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

one important task is abandonment of oil tank that is buried.
already have few estimates, and it one of the projects that has to be done before winter starts. install oil tank above grade.

Shouldn't seller pay for that? Do you have an attorney yet?

EDIT: I may have misunderstood. The house is oil and current tank is underground? As opposed to leaving an abandoned unused tank in the ground.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

one important task is abandonment of oil tank that is buried.
already have few estimates, and it one of the projects that has to be done before winter starts. install oil tank above grade.

Are you required to remediate / environmental protection anything like that?

Buried tanks could be alarming. Because they're buried you never know what like it is down there till you dig it up. And if you are subject to EPA type stuff on the removal, there could be significant undisclosed liabilities there.

Not to rain on the parade, but I assume you'll write in a holdback of some of the proceeds until it was remediated without issue / undisclosed costs?

We did that for our well, because it failed the potable water test twice. So we withheld $10K, which wouldn't have been enough to drill a new one, but would have been better than nothing.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Are you required to remediate / environmental protection anything like that?

Buried tanks could be alarming. Because they're buried you never know what like it is down there till you dig it up. And if you are subject to EPA type stuff on the removal, there could be significant undisclosed liabilities there.

Not to rain on the parade, but I assume you'll write in a holdback of some of the proceeds until it was remediated without issue / undisclosed costs?

We did that for our well, because it failed the potable water test twice. So we withheld $10K, which wouldn't have been enough to drill a new one, but would have been better than nothing.

you are correct, both lawyers are aware of this from both parties.
i personally want to make sure its done correctly by professional.

[Joekerr]

But on the good news front, if everything goes well, you could have found a hidden gem that appreciates like crazy once you do the work.

We had well issues, but honestly, I don't know why nobody jumped on our house before us, it was priced well, on a very desirable street, bungalow, etc. We bought six years ago and I figure we've almost doubled our money on the house. We just can't sell because we don't have anywhere else we'd prefer to live. You could be in exactly the same situation where you are sitting pretty.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Shouldn't seller pay for that? Do you have an attorney yet?

EDIT: I may have misunderstood. The house is oil and current tank is underground? As opposed to leaving an abandoned unused tank in the ground.

we have attorney. the oil tank is functional, its the condition of the tank im concern. So we decided to have new tank install, and abandoned old tank. there is a process to do it correctly,

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

But on the good news front, if everything goes well, you could have found a hidden gem that appreciates like crazy once you do the work.

We had well issues, but honestly, I don't know why nobody jumped on our house before us, it was priced well, on a very desirable street, bungalow, etc. We bought six years ago and I figure we've almost doubled our money on the house. We just can't sell because we don't have anywhere else we'd prefer to live. You could be in exactly the same situation where you are sitting pretty.

the house was completely renovated, the home inspector told me its a gem. dont let oil tank scare you away. find a local oil company that will give you a good price for the work, so you can purchase their oil and you are good!
So i did my own research, made few calls. its something that needs to get done, and its the only thing.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

the house was completely renovated, the home inspector told me its a gem. dont let oil tank scare you away. find a local oil company that will give you a good price for the work, so you can purchase their oil and you are good!
So i did my own research, made few calls. its something that needs to get done, and its the only thing.

I'm glad you found something! And it's great that it is completely renovated. Good luck!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

butterflies and dragons in my stomach
found nice home with decent size patio
got home inspection done
sign contracts today

I wasn't sure if this was a haiku.

Congrats man!

[VroomBahpop]

I like the grills on the G80s...