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ASBSECU E93 · 11-16-2016, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Isnt Jackie Chan a chinese liberal jew?

Nope! He is a Bernie supporter...

Axius · 11-16-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Nope! He is a Bernie supporter...

Oh. My. Baby. Jesus.

Was he on the list to move to Canada?

///M Power-Belgium · 11-16-2016, 04:59 PM

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Good morning whoors.

Good night..

///M Power-Belgium · 11-16-2016, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

You guys crazy, shoei knows karate, he's Chinese.

1/2 Chinese .

///M Power-Belgium · 11-16-2016, 05:08 PM

Yeah...

ASBSECU E93 · 11-16-2016, 05:17 PM

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Nope! He is a Bernie supporter...

Oh. My. Baby. Jesus.

Was he on the list to move to Canada?

I can't wait to see how many celebs honor their pledge to become bimmette neighbor.

Biorin · 11-16-2016, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I can't wait to see how many celebs honor their pledge to become bimmette neighbor.

I want to see Cher honor her pledge to leave the planet.

shoei · 11-16-2016, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I can't wait to see how many celebs honor their pledge to become bimmette neighbor.

I want to see Cher honor her pledge to leave the planet.

@ASBSECU E93 - which one did you need me to pick up for you again??

ASBSECU E93 · 11-16-2016, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I can't wait to see how many celebs honor their pledge to become bimmette neighbor.

I want to see Cher honor her pledge to leave the planet.

@ASBSECU E93 - which one did you need me to pick up for you again??

Which ever one you prefer....since you're the resident senior citizen now

The Choosey begger · 11-16-2016, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

@ASBSECU E93 - which one did you need me to pick up for you again??

Savage!

///M Power-Belgium · 11-16-2016, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Savage!

Or more ladyboys than we can imagine...

shoei · 11-16-2016, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Savage!

Or more ladyboys than we can imagine...

Says the resident lady boy expert... From personal experience...

///M Power-Belgium · 11-16-2016, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Says the resident lady boy expert... From personal experience...

Lol , I really missed you bro . Welcome back !
How are you ?

shoei · 11-16-2016, 08:26 PM

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Says the resident lady boy expert... From personal experience...

Lol , I really missed you bro . Welcome back !
How are you ?

I'm good just been busy... Thanks for asking...

Dang3r · 11-17-2016, 12:52 AM

Morning h0es^^

///M Power-Belgium · 11-17-2016, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm good just been busy... Thanks for asking...

Nice to hear you are good man . I'm always busy here , need to leave for work ASAP....
ISO audit today means a lot of papers and explanation ..
I'll be back probably around midnight...Ough !

Axius · 11-17-2016, 05:26 AM

I feel like punching someone in the throat today.

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 05:30 AM

LOL.

08njSTEP · 11-17-2016, 05:31 AM

Just today? I feel like throat punching people EVERY day.

Axius · 11-17-2016, 05:33 AM

Well, yeah everyday. But it's only 6:30am and usually it doesn't hit me until like 9:00am.

Axius · 11-17-2016, 07:01 AM

80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 07:30 AM

Blondes are a no go.

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11-17-2016, 12:52 AM	#43069
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11-17-2016, 05:26 AM	#43071
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11-17-2016, 05:30 AM	#43072
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11-17-2016, 05:31 AM	#43073
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11-17-2016, 05:33 AM	#43074
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Well, yeah everyday. But it's only 6:30am and usually it doesn't hit me until like 9:00am.
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11-17-2016, 07:01 AM	#43075
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
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11-17-2016, 07:30 AM	#43076
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